Name: VAPE SLAM
Uploaded: 2016-09-12T15:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'VAPE SLAM' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-12. Transcript available. LIFE IS ABOUT GETTING FUCKED UP ON VAPES.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'VAPE SLAM' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-12. Transcript available. LIFE IS ABOUT GETTING FUCKED UP ON VAPES.

TUNY KABAROBI:
Hey, it's me, your boy, Tony Kabarobi.
We're down here at the vape convention in Syracuse, New York.
And it's me, number one vape man, who loved to jerk off.
Let's talk about vape and get poop pooped.
Banana ice cream topped with fresh strawberries.
Raspberry peach preserve, man.
Mango peach yogurt.
Strawberry infused peach.
This is our ice cream line.
It's all ice cream flavors.
Ice cream?
We got it!
Ha-ha!
Yeah, all right.
I feel very connected to the spirituality when I'm vaping with somebody,
when my cloud connects with another person's cloud.
What is that?
Oh, this is a pendant I got from a music festival I was at.
I swear to God, you stare at that thing fucking long enough,
you're going to be sucked into heaven or some shit,
and you're fucking up there with ghosts and shit, right?
And then it's like, get me down.
I'm fucking all scared and shit, right?
I actually think that there should be a late night talk show
centered around vaping, hosted by Vince Vaughn.
You know how many people have died from vaping?
Zero.
Checking out the vapes.
Got my man over here all fucked up on vapes.
Do you get any caloric intake from that, you know what I mean?
Because that tastes like, it's like I'm eating a big piece of cake there, man.
Come on, are you for real?
Have you thought about maybe like doing like a piss vape?
No.
You should think about it.
I didn't try it.
I smelled it.
I was like, that actually smells kind of good.
I wish wine tasted like Sprite.
We're trying to go to all the spectrums of the whole field and everything like
that,
because we're trying to appeal to everyone, you know?
You gotta, you gotta have different things in your life.
You can't be stuck on one thing.
It's like me personally in my life, my ex-girlfriend, I can't believe I'm
saying ex.
Last night, she told me that she hates the way I taste and that she wished she
had never
met me.
She woke me up in the middle of the night by puking in my face.
And then I looked up and my best friend was jerking off and watching and then I
tried to
get up and I was tied to the bed and he had fucked her in the mouth pretty bad.
There's a lot of good flavors here today and we're gonna try, we're gonna
hopefully try
them all.
Her name's Katie.
Her name's Katie, I was gonna propose to her, but so where can people find out
more about
your product?
It feels like when is this pain gonna end, you know?
Sometimes you gotta try to, you know, not think about it too much, bury it a
little bit.
She said her biggest regret was that I was born.
She's bringing down your self-esteem and your confidence.
Yeah, I don't, I hate, I hate the way I feel and I've been thinking about it
the whole time,
thank God the vaping here has kind of distracted me a little bit.
How something can go from so good one day, I'm sorry, so good one day to just
literally
get a living nightmare the next and I have to go on and do my job and come here
and...
Imagine if one day everybody in the world got high, what would happen?
Everyone would be peaceful, there would be no war and it would just be a one
big relaxing
day.
Nobody would throw bricks at anyone or anything?
Nothing like that, it'd be a big old sigh of relief.
Ahh, I actually wish that I could be a vape cloud sometimes and disappear.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Well there you have it, we went down to vape time and we tasted all the goofy
flavors and
hopefully my life will get better.
Imagine trying to get back in the hospital with a dead uncle in your arms.
Yeah.