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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TruthHunters.com' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-14. Transcript available. what if piss smelled like shit?

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We did it!
Donald Trump is president!
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Hi, I'm Mark Sievers.
Welcome to truthowners.com.
And I am the silent majority!
I'm 29 years old.
I'm from Rosemont, Illinois, a town just outside of Chicago, 10 minutes from
the airport,
with a strong hotel and car wash-based economy.
And Donald Trump is the number one daddy of the USA!
Mark!
Did you eat all of the relish?
No!
Jesus!
Tonight, that'll make that relish no more!
Shut up!
Shut up!
From right over here, I run truthowners.com, the only news organization for
those who are
woke from the NPR matrix.
I like to think of myself as a white Morpheus.
Maybe you saw our coverage last year of how Diet Coke is making white men trans.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
Octavio, my manager at Auto Home.
Once truthowners.com becomes a multi-million dollar news organization, I can't
wait to tell
you to suck my pee-pee!
Oh yeah, and by the way, this is my baby frog, BB.
What gives, Mark?
Can you finish all the relish?
Hey Steve, why don't you suck my wet ass?
You have no respect for the condiments in this household.
Oh, God!
Get out of my office!
This isn't your office, this is our basement and it smells like centipedes!
God!
I'm the human version of Israel, surrounded by enemies and constantly under
attack.
But things are finally starting to go my way with the election of Donald J.
Trump.
It's like 9/11 never happened, but Iraq and Afghanistan did.
Everything's going to be fixed.
I'm going to make five figures a year.
I'm going to get a wife and I'm going to eat chops this thick.
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
Hey, it's me, your boy, Mark Sievers from Treelanders.com.
We're down here in Washington, D.C.
We're about to watch Donald Trump ascend to the throne of the presidency and
drain the nasty-ass
swamp that is Washington, D.C.
Rawr!
We finally have a patriot back in the White House.
And even though I didn't have a ticket for the inauguration, I came down to
Washington, D.C. to be of service to Mr. Trump and to make sure the inauguration
went off without a hitch.
In the meantime, I decided to hit the streets and talk to some of my fellow
Americans.
This man is going to make America great.
We need a change in America.
It went one way.
It went one way, which was the toilet.
Yeah, the toilet.
After Trump won, I needed counseling because I was too freakin' happy.
Can I tell you something?
Today's going to be a good day for guys like you and me and a very bad day for
RuPaul.
You look like a frickin' pimp, man.
You look awesome.
I'm just from Los Angeles.
A lot of manufacturers, even China, they said they come here to open factories.
I think Trump's going to make them bring back the 1986 Caprice.
Yeah, I think so, too.
They're going to put the 1986 Caprice back into manufacturing.
GM's going to do that, right?
Yeah.
I came into town.
I didn't realize all the hotels were booked.
I tried, like, 15 hotels.
And then I said, you know what?
Fuck it.
I brought my survival kit.
I set up camp by the highway.
It's a little pitch tent.
And we got cans.
I stashed them in the river.
I put them in a bag.
I threw them in the river.
Pulled them out.
Tell you what, I'll save a million goddamn dollars.
I'll get my own half and half with some cream on there.
Put it in my mouth.
Bam.
I got to pay Wolfgang Puck a million dollars for peaches and cream.
And I make them myself for the cost of the peaches and then the cream you steal
from McDonald's.
You guys eat relish in China?
No.
I can't get enough of relish.
I'm eating, like, a jar a week.
I like that Bruno Mars, but he dances good.
He sings too loud.
My first time in D.C., I was supposed to be here in eighth grade,
but my stepdad broke my eye socket playing Uno, so I couldn't make it on the
eighth grade trip yet.
Oh, yeah.
All right, well, you guys, yeah, I'll see you around.
If I couldn't attend the inauguration, then I would help out by inspecting
every trash can for bombs.
Oh, shit!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fucking fruit snacks, dude!
Made 100% real fruit!
Wow!
Area clear.
Just when the day couldn't get any better, I ran into my hero, Alex Jones.
I don't like him putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs
gay!
So all these brainwashed people will realize all he wants is prosperity.
Have you heard about Kit Kat Foot?
Uh...
It's a rare genetic disorder where your feet become incredibly hard and the
skin on the outside becomes thin.
Yeah?
And I suffer from it, and I would love for you to just kind of say something
about it on InfoWars.
Sure, I'll look into it.
It's called Kit Kat Foot.
I'll email you.
It's a rare genetic disorder.
I'm one of four people that have it.
All right, well, I'll look into it.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I can't believe I just met Alex Jones.
That guy's awesome.
And he said he used to talk about Kit Kat Foot.
This one's all clear.
The inauguration day wasn't all peaches and creams.
We had some bad hombres show up.
Protesters coming down here to disrupt our day's celebration for Donald.
And everything we've worked for, everything we've sacrificed for, burning our
hats like they're bad guys.
Well, I wasn't going to let that happen.
So I decided to go undercover and flip some of these dumb asses over to our
side.
Down with Trump.
Down with Trump.
Hey, girl, are you protesting?
Yeah, I identify as a third level teapot.
I actually heard that some of the stuff that Donald Trump in the speech today
actually made kind of sense to me.
Well, I haven't heard his speech, but I've heard a lot of the other things he's
said.
He said LGBTQ, and I'm one of those, so I actually think that's good.
It's good that he can say letters.
Actually, I'm going to be the first protester to switch sides.
Do you want to come with me?
Because Donald Trump actually made sense in his speech.
I accidentally heard some of his speech today.
He made sense.
He made so much sense to me today.
Incorrectly.
No, no, yeah.
He told me, he said, "It's okay, girl, to be what you want to be."
I think I actually converted that one.
Let's go.
I tricked that dumbass protester to come on over to our side, because today is
about celebration.
Hell, I even celebrated with this dancing black Russian guy.
He taught me some cool moves, and he showed me some feet work that's fancy.
Today is about coming together, right?
Yeah, coming together.
That's right, all right.
Can I ask for a hug?
Yeah, can I ask you for a hug?
Can I ask you for a hug?
Can I ask you for a hug?
I was so sad to not have a ticket for the inauguration.
I wanted to be there so bad.
To see him, to smell him, to chant for him.
But while I was out can inspecting, a miracle happened.
God bestowed upon me a golden ticket to Mr. Trump's inauguration.
"Ferny Night Tire Show with Tony Camarabi."
Imagine if they had nipples on a booty.
Thanks, baby.
Hey, it's me, your boy, Tony Camarabi.
We were down here at the ABN Expo in the City of Sin, Las Vegas,
in a celebration of jerking off, having fun, and getting nasty with it.
Let's have some fun!
Yeah!
You know that's nasty!
Truly beautiful.
Jerking off, I always thought, is if God gave it to us,
so therefore it is a form of prayer, right?
Uh, yeah, you want to say that?
Yeah!
I like to think of myself as the number one masturbator in New Jersey.
I definitely feel like I'm the number one masturbator as well.
The doctor says I have the worst case of desensitized penis he's ever seen.
There's a spiritual being up in the sky that does something, right?
Called my pussy.
Damn!
What do you guys, uh, I'm sorry, hold on a second.
It's okay.
Hello?
I'm sorry.
What?
Is he okay?
I don't, what's a stroke? Is he okay?
Is he okay?
I'm sorry, my, uh...
Uh, I guess my grandfather just had a stroke.
Uh, yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
I might have to go home.
Um...
I can't come home.
This is like my Mecca.
This is, I saved up so much money to come here.
30% mobility?
Or 70% mobility?
I need to know.
I can't come back.
I spent too much money to get here.
Looks like my grandfather had a stroke and, uh, it's pretty serious.
They don't know how, how well he's doing.
That do feel real.
Let's have some fun.
Let's go, let's try to get the grandfather off my mind.
Yeah! Yeah!
What's the nastiest thing you guys saw here?
That fucking cornhole back in the corner.
That's bad shit.
She's fucking dropping all kinds of shit in her asshole.
It's fucking crazy shit.
You gotta get there, Mario.
I gotta get there.
I'm having a...
My, uh, my grandfather had a stroke this afternoon.
So, I'm trying to get...
Oh, shit. I'm sorry about that.
I hope he's okay.
Yeah, yeah, I hope, I hope so.
No, it'll, it'll be good.
But, uh, what's the craziest thing that that girl put in her asshole that you
saw?
Tennis ball.
Is half of his face gonna be paralyzed or is he gonna be okay?
I'm sorry, Dad. You want me to come home right now?
You want me to try to fly home right now?
He was my papi. He was, uh, he taught me...
He was actually a really cool dude. I'm really close with him, so this is, uh...
I hope my grandpa's okay.
We're gonna have a great show tonight.
I got, like, uh, 15 uncles and they all, uh, live in our house.
Whenever we make pasta, they eat the pasta really fast.
Does this just happen to you guys?
We've got this thing called St. Vitavici Day where we eat garlic cloves in the
backyard
and eat onion slices, and he taught me how to do that, and...
My grandmother had two strokes before she finally passed.
Your family is more important than these types of conventions.
My dad, like, just called me. He's like, "You need to get home now in Jersey."
You need to get home?
Yeah?
How old is he?
He's 93.
He's dying.
Pick your priorities, man.
You may not see him again.
God put you in my path today, then.
Uh, I think so.
Family's number one.
But Bud jerkin' off fucking pretty good, too, right?
Uh, no. Family's still number one.
Whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma
up happened to me today my granddaddy had a blood turd fly into his brain and
it made me realize
something we need to respect our bodies but more importantly you need to
respect your sexy bodies
so that we can jerk off and come to you guys because there's people stroked up
in the hospital
and they can't stroke their dicks up and down no more and we need to thank god
that we can every
day now i will do my best to make sure i stroke my dick up and enjoy my body if
you guys keep doing
the best fucking in the world okay i eat ass i eat ass i eat ass thank you so
much thank you
bobby i hope you recovered covered covered covered covered covered covered
i'm just humbled by just being able to work with these people uh avian thank
you very much
for power studios in new york city this is charlie roe
neil young is here his one-of-a-kind voice and strong artistic convictions
jeremy
jeremy wake up
what
jeremy you're 11
and in this family we got a little tradition that every father teaches every
son my father taught me his father taught him his father taught him all the way
back to the old country
that tradition is that every father teaches every son how to properly dance to
the charlie rose theme song
i got the song all loaded up here on the family boombox and i'm going to teach
you tonight
now you may not know this but this dance is in your blood okay you're going to
i'm going to take you through it step by step all right and then when you're
done you're going to be a man okay here we go
i'm going to take you through it step by step all right and then we bring our
hands down to the chest and then we bring our hands down to the chest and throw
our head back
once we feel charlie in our heart we explode out
just do the hips just do the hips good hit that i hope you have a big rib cage
but i'm going to love you if you don't doesn't matter
squeegee ow squeegee ow squeegee ow ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten you're
doing great
my little boy's a man now
so
so
so
so
so
so
so
your parents
their life lives through you
and your story is embedded in them
and not only in the dna but also in the sense of who i am
so
i found my place in the crowd ready to watch the inauguration i was so filled
with anticipation i felt the exact same way i feel right before i rip into two
double whoppers in my car and then it happened donny came out
usa
usa usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
usa
Christian values.
- - Yeah!
- He did it! My dream came true.
He's president now.
- We are transferring power from Washington, D.C.
and giving it back to you, the people.
- Yeah! - From this day forward,
it's going to be only America first.
- Yes! America first!
- And I will never, ever let you down.
And most importantly, we will be protected by God.
Together, we will make America great again.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.
- Yes! - Thank you.
- Come on! - Yeah!
That was, without a doubt, the greatest day of my life.
And immediately after the inauguration,
I found a sign from God that will let me know
the next four years are going to start coming up, Seavers.
- Oh my God!
This is a whole freaking bag of relish!
- -
Relish!
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- I went back to the Jefferson Monument
to show that dumb ass statue my huge bag of packets.
He may have owned slaves, but guess what?
I found something way cooler.
A bunch of free ass relish packets.
These packets from heaven prove to us that Donald will provide for us
as we take our first steps out of the desert
and into the Promised Land.
And also get my grandma off my ass.
Thank you, Mr. Trump.
DC was amazing, but alas, I needed to go home so I could jerk off.
But when I got there, I felt something kind of special in my feet.
A 7% swelling decrease in my Kit-Kat foot.
And I was also able to make peace with my brother, Steven,
by giving him some packets.
Pissing in my sink, I couldn't help but dream
about what fortunes the next four years of Trump will bring for me.
That's me in a Porsche driving, getting out,
with huge jars of relish that are so freaking heavy,
I use them like weights, because I'm rich with money!
And I have a landlord named Rasputin that shows me to my house.
And I live my life the way I want it, when I want it!
Because I got a pool table like Tom Cruise
and a real pool like Jon Voight
that I keep at 20 degrees Fahrenheit for cold water swims
that will keep my sperm count elevated
and my body tough like a Russian Cro-Mag.
I also have a sex room!
That I also use as an office
for my multi-million dollar news organization called Truthhunters.com.
Until then, I just gotta sit in this stinky centipede basement
and wait for Truthhunters.com to blow up,
bringing real news to the people.
Oh yeah, and one more thing.
Everybody that's ever hated on me will die!
I'm American-made
I was born in America
Made in the U.S.A.
I'm American-made

TruthHunters.com

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We did it!
Donald Trump is president!
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Hi, I'm Mark Sievers.
Welcome to truthowners.com.
And I am the silent majority!
I'm 29 years old.
I'm from Rosemont, Illinois, a town just outside of Chicago, 10 minutes from
the airport,
with a strong hotel and car wash-based economy.
And Donald Trump is the number one daddy of the USA!
Mark!
Did you eat all of the relish?
No!
Jesus!
Tonight, that'll make that relish no more!
Shut up!
Shut up!
From right over here, I run truthowners.com, the only news organization for
those who are
woke from the NPR matrix.
I like to think of myself as a white Morpheus.
Maybe you saw our coverage last year of how Diet Coke is making white men trans.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
Octavio, my manager at Auto Home.
Once truthowners.com becomes a multi-million dollar news organization, I can't
wait to tell
you to suck my pee-pee!
Oh yeah, and by the way, this is my baby frog, BB.
What gives, Mark?
Can you finish all the relish?
Hey Steve, why don't you suck my wet ass?
You have no respect for the condiments in this household.
Oh, God!
Get out of my office!
This isn't your office, this is our basement and it smells like centipedes!
God!
I'm the human version of Israel, surrounded by enemies and constantly under
attack.
But things are finally starting to go my way with the election of Donald J.
Trump.
It's like 9/11 never happened, but Iraq and Afghanistan did.
Everything's going to be fixed.
I'm going to make five figures a year.
I'm going to get a wife and I'm going to eat chops this thick.
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
Hey, it's me, your boy, Mark Sievers from Treelanders.com.
We're down here in Washington, D.C.
We're about to watch Donald Trump ascend to the throne of the presidency and
drain the nasty-ass
swamp that is Washington, D.C.
Rawr!
We finally have a patriot back in the White House.
And even though I didn't have a ticket for the inauguration, I came down to
Washington, D.C. to be of service to Mr. Trump and to make sure the inauguration
went off without a hitch.
In the meantime, I decided to hit the streets and talk to some of my fellow
Americans.
This man is going to make America great.
We need a change in America.
It went one way.
It went one way, which was the toilet.
Yeah, the toilet.
After Trump won, I needed counseling because I was too freakin' happy.
Can I tell you something?
Today's going to be a good day for guys like you and me and a very bad day for
RuPaul.
You look like a frickin' pimp, man.
You look awesome.
I'm just from Los Angeles.
A lot of manufacturers, even China, they said they come here to open factories.
I think Trump's going to make them bring back the 1986 Caprice.
Yeah, I think so, too.
They're going to put the 1986 Caprice back into manufacturing.
GM's going to do that, right?
Yeah.
I came into town.
I didn't realize all the hotels were booked.
I tried, like, 15 hotels.
And then I said, you know what?
Fuck it.
I brought my survival kit.
I set up camp by the highway.
It's a little pitch tent.
And we got cans.
I stashed them in the river.
I put them in a bag.
I threw them in the river.
Pulled them out.
Tell you what, I'll save a million goddamn dollars.
I'll get my own half and half with some cream on there.
Put it in my mouth.
Bam.
I got to pay Wolfgang Puck a million dollars for peaches and cream.
And I make them myself for the cost of the peaches and then the cream you steal
from McDonald's.
You guys eat relish in China?
No.
I can't get enough of relish.
I'm eating, like, a jar a week.
I like that Bruno Mars, but he dances good.
He sings too loud.
My first time in D.C., I was supposed to be here in eighth grade,
but my stepdad broke my eye socket playing Uno, so I couldn't make it on the
eighth grade trip yet.
Oh, yeah.
All right, well, you guys, yeah, I'll see you around.
If I couldn't attend the inauguration, then I would help out by inspecting
every trash can for bombs.
Oh, shit!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Fucking fruit snacks, dude!
Made 100% real fruit!
Wow!
Area clear.
Just when the day couldn't get any better, I ran into my hero, Alex Jones.
I don't like him putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs
gay!
So all these brainwashed people will realize all he wants is prosperity.
Have you heard about Kit Kat Foot?
Uh...
It's a rare genetic disorder where your feet become incredibly hard and the
skin on the outside becomes thin.
Yeah?
And I suffer from it, and I would love for you to just kind of say something
about it on InfoWars.
Sure, I'll look into it.
It's called Kit Kat Foot.
I'll email you.
It's a rare genetic disorder.
I'm one of four people that have it.
All right, well, I'll look into it.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I can't believe I just met Alex Jones.
That guy's awesome.
And he said he used to talk about Kit Kat Foot.
This one's all clear.
The inauguration day wasn't all peaches and creams.
We had some bad hombres show up.
Protesters coming down here to disrupt our day's celebration for Donald.
And everything we've worked for, everything we've sacrificed for, burning our
hats like they're bad guys.
Well, I wasn't going to let that happen.
So I decided to go undercover and flip some of these dumb asses over to our
side.
Down with Trump.
Down with Trump.
Hey, girl, are you protesting?
Yeah, I identify as a third level teapot.
I actually heard that some of the stuff that Donald Trump in the speech today
actually made kind of sense to me.
Well, I haven't heard his speech, but I've heard a lot of the other things he's
said.
He said LGBTQ, and I'm one of those, so I actually think that's good.
It's good that he can say letters.
Actually, I'm going to be the first protester to switch sides.
Do you want to come with me?
Because Donald Trump actually made sense in his speech.
I accidentally heard some of his speech today.
He made sense.
He made so much sense to me today.
Incorrectly.
No, no, yeah.
He told me, he said, "It's okay, girl, to be what you want to be."
I think I actually converted that one.
Let's go.
I tricked that dumbass protester to come on over to our side, because today is
about celebration.
Hell, I even celebrated with this dancing black Russian guy.
He taught me some cool moves, and he showed me some feet work that's fancy.
Today is about coming together, right?
Yeah, coming together.
That's right, all right.
Can I ask for a hug?
Yeah, can I ask you for a hug?
Can I ask you for a hug?
Can I ask you for a hug?
I was so sad to not have a ticket for the inauguration.
I wanted to be there so bad.
To see him, to smell him, to chant for him.
But while I was out can inspecting, a miracle happened.
God bestowed upon me a golden ticket to Mr. Trump's inauguration.
"Ferny Night Tire Show with Tony Camarabi."
Imagine if they had nipples on a booty.
Thanks, baby.
Hey, it's me, your boy, Tony Camarabi.
We were down here at the ABN Expo in the City of Sin, Las Vegas,
in a celebration of jerking off, having fun, and getting nasty with it.
Let's have some fun!
Yeah!
You know that's nasty!
Truly beautiful.
Jerking off, I always thought, is if God gave it to us,
so therefore it is a form of prayer, right?
Uh, yeah, you want to say that?
Yeah!
I like to think of myself as the number one masturbator in New Jersey.
I definitely feel like I'm the number one masturbator as well.
The doctor says I have the worst case of desensitized penis he's ever seen.
There's a spiritual being up in the sky that does something, right?
Called my pussy.
Damn!
What do you guys, uh, I'm sorry, hold on a second.
It's okay.
Hello?
I'm sorry.
What?
Is he okay?
I don't, what's a stroke? Is he okay?
Is he okay?
I'm sorry, my, uh...
Uh, I guess my grandfather just had a stroke.
Uh, yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
I might have to go home.
Um...
I can't come home.
This is like my Mecca.
This is, I saved up so much money to come here.
30% mobility?
Or 70% mobility?
I need to know.
I can't come back.
I spent too much money to get here.
Looks like my grandfather had a stroke and, uh, it's pretty serious.
They don't know how, how well he's doing.
That do feel real.
Let's have some fun.
Let's go, let's try to get the grandfather off my mind.
Yeah! Yeah!
What's the nastiest thing you guys saw here?
That fucking cornhole back in the corner.
That's bad shit.
She's fucking dropping all kinds of shit in her asshole.
It's fucking crazy shit.
You gotta get there, Mario.
I gotta get there.
I'm having a...
My, uh, my grandfather had a stroke this afternoon.
So, I'm trying to get...
Oh, shit. I'm sorry about that.
I hope he's okay.
Yeah, yeah, I hope, I hope so.
No, it'll, it'll be good.
But, uh, what's the craziest thing that that girl put in her asshole that you
saw?
Tennis ball.
Is half of his face gonna be paralyzed or is he gonna be okay?
I'm sorry, Dad. You want me to come home right now?
You want me to try to fly home right now?
He was my papi. He was, uh, he taught me...
He was actually a really cool dude. I'm really close with him, so this is, uh...
I hope my grandpa's okay.
We're gonna have a great show tonight.
I got, like, uh, 15 uncles and they all, uh, live in our house.
Whenever we make pasta, they eat the pasta really fast.
Does this just happen to you guys?
We've got this thing called St. Vitavici Day where we eat garlic cloves in the
backyard
and eat onion slices, and he taught me how to do that, and...
My grandmother had two strokes before she finally passed.
Your family is more important than these types of conventions.
My dad, like, just called me. He's like, "You need to get home now in Jersey."
You need to get home?
Yeah?
How old is he?
He's 93.
He's dying.
Pick your priorities, man.
You may not see him again.
God put you in my path today, then.
Uh, I think so.
Family's number one.
But Bud jerkin' off fucking pretty good, too, right?
Uh, no. Family's still number one.
Whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma,
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whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma, whamma
up happened to me today my granddaddy had a blood turd fly into his brain and
it made me realize
something we need to respect our bodies but more importantly you need to
respect your sexy bodies
so that we can jerk off and come to you guys because there's people stroked up
in the hospital
and they can't stroke their dicks up and down no more and we need to thank god
that we can every
day now i will do my best to make sure i stroke my dick up and enjoy my body if
you guys keep doing
the best fucking in the world okay i eat ass i eat ass i eat ass thank you so
much thank you
bobby i hope you recovered covered covered covered covered covered covered
i'm just humbled by just being able to work with these people uh avian thank
you very much
for power studios in new york city this is charlie roe
neil young is here his one-of-a-kind voice and strong artistic convictions
jeremy
jeremy wake up
what
jeremy you're 11
and in this family we got a little tradition that every father teaches every
son my father taught me his father taught him his father taught him all the way
back to the old country
that tradition is that every father teaches every son how to properly dance to
the charlie rose theme song
i got the song all loaded up here on the family boombox and i'm going to teach
you tonight
now you may not know this but this dance is in your blood okay you're going to
i'm going to take you through it step by step all right and then when you're
done you're going to be a man okay here we go
i'm going to take you through it step by step all right and then we bring our
hands down to the chest and then we bring our hands down to the chest and throw
our head back
once we feel charlie in our he