Name: MINION SQUAD MILWAUKEE EDITION
Uploaded: 2018-03-05T16:23:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'MINION SQUAD MILWAUKEE EDITION' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'MINION SQUAD MILWAUKEE EDITION' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-05. Transcript available.

Hey what's up it's me your boy Connor O'Malley we're down here in downtown
Milwaukee we're
popping off on the minion squad going door-to-door talking people trying to
spread awareness to the
fucking minion squad we're gonna get 4,000 people join the minion squad today
are you popping off on minion squad no okay do you want to join the minion
squad no no we're
a witch check out the minion squad dude please please just look at it once we'll
get one view come
on if you're an enemy of mine I'll fucking kill you I will not and this is my
pledge to all women
I respect you I will never touch my prick I will never fucking touch my prick
only time I touch my
prick is to piss or to get my prick out of the way of shit what's up do you
popping off on the minion
squad I'm the founder of the minion squad I started the minion squad in 2007 at
my son's funeral and
we're looking to get it expanded wow amazing sorry about that you get access to
chase.com you get
50,000 rewards points that you can redeem to put anyone you want into a cage
for one year well you
know what I feel like I've been in a cage most of the year so cheap Chuck cheap
Chuck
do I talk about minion squad oh the minion squad I don't know about that but I
know the minions yeah
the minions that's what it is it's a it's a version of the minion movie no it's
a new movement we're
trying to turn ourselves into minions really yeah we're trying to become much
that's pretty cool
yeah right Mike Wang book bags over watch out some sneaky little cheapy can
come to us take your folders
maybe that's right bitch don't fucking touch me
these fuckers ain't home
um this is the the worst day of my life
sometimes I feel like I'm the only motherfucker trying to get the minion squad
to pop off and I feel like people just treat me like fucking shit and they
think that like I'm gonna be
around to carry on the minion squad and I'm gonna go to Milwaukee I'm gonna go
walk up the highways
I'm gonna knock on Sylvester Stallone's door and ask him for donations to the
minion squad but
it's not that easy and if I don't get at least one person to join the minion
squad today I'm gonna rip my
I was going door-to-door scene if people want to join the hashtag minion squad
no think so
if you're listening
got interested if you join if you join you get a 24 hour access to chase bank
out
no no okay okay but uh also you get free uh meet and greet with jerry o'connell
and uh you get 20 20 free trips to israel 21st one yeah of course after pay
and just like that I had a new bald member of minion squad he was 40 years old
he has sick 401k
and if you don't fucking join the minion squad me and my cousins are gonna come
over your house and beat the shit out of you