Name: The time I was on Dennis Miller Live 10-8-1999
Uploaded: 2018-05-03T15:35:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The time I was on Dennis Miller Live 10-8-1999' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The time I was on Dennis Miller Live 10-8-1999' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-03. Transcript available.

I want to thank you. I understand you made some fancy steps to shooting a movie
tonight.
Oh yeah, well you know it's like this new Spielberg flick I'm working on. It's
an absolutely fantastic film that we're all excited about. It's called Archangel.
It's about an angel, an African-American angel played by Forrest Whitaker that
lives at the LAX airport and tells people not to get on planes and stuff like
that.
And I play the villain. I'm the guy that's trying to buy the airport and turn
into a train station.
Bingo. You're a beautiful cat.
Well thank you my cat. Come on, this guy's drop down hilarious. Seriously, this
show's ass fucking funny. Give it up guys. Come on, give it up for Dennis. This
guy's fucking funny. Come on.
Do you think that fear translates to America as a whole? I know it's prevalent
in the movie business.
You know, I go way back. I'm a John Lennon guy and people might not want to
hear this. They might not be popular but John Lennon always said peace and love,
peace and love, peace and love, peace and love, peace and love, peace and love,
peace and love, peace and love, yes.
Betty Robert, here we go. Ribbit, ribbit, choo, choo. Watch out.
Yeah, everybody waltz. Everybody waltz. Everybody waltz. Everybody waltz. The
Beatles go waltz.
You know, and I think if John was alive now, there'd be a hell of a lot less
fear going on. You know what I mean?
Okay.
And we would have gone into Iraq and we would have finished that job.
I look at some of those countries and I think they've got to get their shit
together.
We in 91, we left them holding them back.
I mean, all it is is broken cinder blocks, you know?
You could go back into Iraq and kill that fucker Saddam. I'm sick of this shit.
Big bad voodoo bag daddy.
I read an article in the New York Times that said Saddam Hussein has 40 boats
in the Great Lakes.
Do you think that our kids will even be more work obsessed or do you?
Yeah, it's like me and Courtney and our son Skylar. He's 14.
Skylar's in the audience. Skylar, stand up. Come on.
What's up, man?
Jesus Christ.
Kids, what are you going to do?
Let's go home.
Line 8, we've got Big Joe from Chambersburg, Pennsylvania.
Yo, hey Dennis, man, I just want to call in to say thank you, dude.
You inspired me and me and 40 of my cousins.
We're going on a spring break trip to Iraq this year.
We're going to try and beat the fuck out of Saddam Hussein
and free all the Iraqis so they can watch You Got Mail.
And if I can say something to your guests real quick, too,
if I ever see you walking around,
I'm going to put a fucking gun in your ass and shoot you until you're fucking
dead.
Oh, shit. I was breathing in and I choked.
Uh, sounds like somebody's having a bad hair day.
Thank you so much, Dennis. I appreciate it.