Name: #TeensSaveTheMall
Uploaded: 2018-10-29T15:05:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '#TeensSaveTheMall' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '#TeensSaveTheMall' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-29. Transcript available.

What's up guys it's me your boy Conor O'Malley I'm down here at the
Philipsburg mall and it's time for I know came down to this mall to get my
haircut before court and I noticed that the haircut place was closed so I
decided to make this little video to try to get teens to come down here to the
mall and save them all so hashtag teens save them all
yeah that's not easy no it's not easy that's why I gotta be a strong guy you
know what I mean
I'm doing I'm doing a little video for school just a report on the mall but my
wife is trying to take my stepdaughter away from me and my stepson can you
believe that mm-hmm father father's rights don't exist you know what I mean I
like pizza I like malls I like malls I like malls I like malls I like malls
look
at this
Wow
but here you come I give this back to you and there's a video proof that it did
not
hurt anyone
I did not hurt anyone I've refused to hurt anyone you know what I mean this is
I'm
going to show this to the judge all right dude I'm zooming in on the agent's
face
let me tell you fucking guys something you got to come down here and you got to
save the fucking mall you got to save it look at this
what's up dude what's that making a YouTube video what's your name Jay what's
up my name is Connor we're trying to hashtag get the teens down here save them
all you know what I mean
hell yeah you from around here alpha where's that that's right by here right
yeah what do you think of the mall thanks shithole yeah what do you think they
should do with it I think they should knock it down and feel like a fucking
amusement park or something fuck yeah dude adults only amusement park you know
what
I mean you know yes fuck yes you know what I mean dude get some fucking milfs
down here and shit get this whole thing soaked with female nut you know what I'm
talking about hell yeah cuz one time what are you doing today I'm about to go
to work
man where do you work? Carrabas. What is it? Carrabas. Carrabas Mexican grill.
Italian grill.
I wish I could sit in that chair well dude I'm just out here in the fucking
parking lot screaming like a dumbass trying to make a stupid fucking YouTube
video but hey man what's it gonna be on there I want to look at it
uh it's gonna be on Xvideos Xvideos yeah yeah sweet yeah have a good one dude
you have a good one
actually he's never on yeah yeah
poppin off what's up hey there's no recording oh I gotta call so I couldn't let
you know oh who called
uh it's okay that's honestly fucking fine hey yeah all right no no camera okay
I'm gonna kill it right
now.