Name: Howard Schultz tapes (4K FULL MOVIE 2019 FREE)
Uploaded: 2019-07-16T15:42:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Howard Schultz tapes (4K FULL MOVIE 2019 FREE)' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Howard Schultz tapes (4K FULL MOVIE 2019 FREE)' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-16. Transcript available.

Oh how fast it moves, you already know you're you, it'll be too soon, then I
can miss you.
A search is underway right now for a missing Anderson County teen.
I hope that heaven can wait, cause I don't wanna leave just yet to be there
every way.
Whenever you're afraid of me.
Mr. Howard Schultz, I'll do anything to get your fucking ass elected.
Please, only the coffee man can stop the Covfefe guy.
Mr. Howard Schultz, please I need you, I need you to come be president for me.
We want Medicare for dogs! We want Medicare for dogs!
We want you to have your running mate be grande cappuccini!
I need you to send me and my family a monthly envelope of pills!
Please, everyone here is begging for you!
I'm a fucking slut for Schultz!
Schultz, I wrote it on my fucking chest!
I need you!
We need you!
We need you!
We need you!
We need you!
We need you!
I wait for you to give me instructions!
I'm waiting for you to give me instructions!
I'll do anything!
I'm about to fucking come!
Yeah, man!
I need you!
I want to get the fucking Starbucks out of my fucking body!
And I need you to tell me what to do!
I need you!
You have a cock!
You have a cock of wealth!
I need your cock of wealth inside my fucking body, dude!
Will you please?
Please run for Prezi!
I will!
If we win a Starbucks in Kabul, the Afghan war will be fucking over!
I need you to run for President!
But if you fucking don't, I am forced to back Beto!
Beto!
What's up, dude?
Beto's the fucking best!
Seriously!
Beto's so fucking cool!
He was in rage against the machine!
And he said that if, uh, fuck Gore, the son of a drug lord of Gore, fuck the...
Just all he's out, turn on the radio!
Turn that shit up!
When are you gonna have it?
When are you gonna...
The MOBA...
MOBA report come out!
When the MOBA report come out, then the Michael...
Howard!
Seriously!
When are you gonna fucking run for President?
Dude!
Beto!
What's up, my man?
Beto!
Beto!
Beto!
Beto!
Howard!
I want Howard Schultz to be in charge of the Navy!
Thank you for the envelope of pills!
I want you to find me, and I want you to make me a part of your campaign!
Yeah!
You're the grunge rock of politics, Seattle!
Soon!
We will reinvade Vietnam!
And you and all your...
We will be able to be...
We will take back the city of Wei!
It will be ours!
Today's music pick for the Starbucks is Load by Metallica!
I want to fucking vote for you so many fucking times!
It's not even insane!
Dude!
I'm fucking...
Cool!
I'm normal!
I want you to be President Howard!
I have a bunch of 65-year-old boomer friends, and we like to fuck in the woods!
And our favorite car to fuck in is the Buick Enclave!
Buick!
Buick Enclave!
Buick!
Buick!
Bulek is the best car to fuck your propion friend!
Don't knock!
Great-grandfather...
Turn the fuck up!
Great-Normal!
How is Busy making new egg white pipes and new cake pops?
You understand?
Stop acting real!
Great-Normal!
Stop acting real!
Great-Normal!
I need to talk to Howard! I need to get in contact with him!
Do you have any idea how many Starbucks Howard has to run?
I have an awesome idea for an improv theater at Guantanamo Bay!
Fuck you!
Be normal motherfuckers!
Be fucking normal!
You stupid fuck!
Beto!
Shut the fuck up!
Beto!
Shut the fuck up!
Beto!
Shut the fuck up!
You mouth!
I'll just fucking kill you right now!
I can just put you out of your fucking misery!
And save Howard on a shit ton of fucking time, man!
Starbucks, it's full just in your cup!
And then they got the best little...
We got this all ready!
Howard loves you!
I love you!
Everything's gonna be fine!
Okay?
Did you like?
Did you light?
Disney Store, yeah, I love the Disney Store.
I just want to say I love Starbucks, Howard made me normal.
I was by the dump and I would make videos begging him to come find me and he
found me
in Howard Schultz, owner of Starbucks and he injected me with some serum and it
made me
normal again and I can go back to my wife now but I just want to let you guys
know.
So enjoy your drinks, have a good time, and let's pray for Howard and let's
just have fun.
You know what I mean?
It's a good game.
We're all having fun.
I'm normal.
Do you know Howard Schultz?
Howard Schultz?
Do you know him?
No.
I was by the dump and I was acting weird and he sent the mobile response unit
and they fixed
me.
They didn't make me.
I was weird.
I was a weird guy.
I was weird and now I'm normal.
I was a bailiff of the food court.
I was a bailiff of the food court.
That's me.
What's up?
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All right.
Thank you for the support.
Thank you so much.
I'm normal.
I'm not weird.
Believe me, I know plenty of stuff about being weird.
And I respect the hell out of being normal.
We've got to be normal.
You know what I mean?
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro,
You know what I mean?
That's weird.
You know what's being normal?
Yeah.
That's being normal.
I'm going to...
Can I take this?
Do you know that Howard is going to put Starbucks signs on all the airplanes
when they invade
Iran?
I have no idea.
Looking for my wife.
She's about three foot tall.
You know what I mean?
And she's got my credit card.
Ha ha!
It's Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks.
The best American company there is.
The pills and the shots have renormalized you.
I request for you to dig a hole, climb into it, undergoing a deep hibernation
sleep.
Or you'll recycle your own urine.
Your body temperature will drop to 60 degrees.
And if the Democrats nominate someone too far to the left like Rob Lowe,
They will reactivate you.
They will reactivate you.
Good night and remember...
Only the coffee guy...
Can defeat the covfefe man.