Name: Lake Talk Show With Lake Guy (Conner O'Malley) The Only Talk Show in the Lake
Uploaded: 2019-09-09T15:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lake Talk Show With Lake Guy (Conner O'Malley) The Only Talk Show in the Lake' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lake Talk Show With Lake Guy (Conner O'Malley) The Only Talk Show in the Lake' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-09. Transcript available.

Aaaaaaahhh!
Hi, what's up? It's me, your boy Kyle O'Malley!
Welcome to the Like Talk Show!
If you don't know me, I'm basically Woke Bill O'Reilly.
And if you fuck with me, I will go Courtney Love on your ass.
All right, let's get to the news!
President Drumpf ran on stage at the Tel Aviv Improv Festival
and screamed in the face of French President Jill Stein.
He said, "You fucking bitch! I like to fuck dogs!
I like dog pussy! I like dog ass!
I like sucking off dogs!
I like fucking dogs!"
In a wonderful show of bipartisanship,
Mitch McConnell has agreed to be pegged by Nancy Pelosi on the floor of the
Senate.
When reached for comment, Mitch said, "I bet you I can no hands come."
"I got the horses in the back! I got the missiles in the front! I got the..."
Well, it's official! The Fox and Friends are Polly!
Steve Doocy, the main Fox and Friends, said, "Yep, that's right. We're a thruple!
I love to fuck my co-hosts and we are Polly Amorous thruple!
So don't give us fucking shit! And let us, leave us alone!"
Fucking segment!
Today we're going to be cooking a veggie crumple MRE.
"Let's get it open."
"Let's get it open."
"That pretty tastes pretty fucking good!"
Twitter comedian Jake Tapper is in hot water after he announced that he was
going to have
Timothy McVeigh's corpse on for an interview.
"Leave Jake Tapper alone! Leave him alone! Jake Tapper, I love you! I support
you! Jake!"
"I got mustard deficiency! I gotta have at least three cups of mustard before
bed or I start cramping up hard!"
"Fuck you! To Greg Kinnear, who's between me and Greg for the Lake Talk Show,
and I fucking got it!"
"Fuck you, Greg! You fucking piece of shit!"
"Greg is my own personal Osama Bin Laden! And guess what? I've Osama been there!
I've Osama done that!"
You know, I just want to take a minute out of the show to congratulate myself
for being so fucking brave!
And being a fucking brave talk show host in this time, because it's literally
like, literally like the world is like melting, okay?
And I know that, who knows that better than, uh, Lake Talk Show guy, ha!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Tune in next week on the Lake Talk Show!
One of my guests will be actress, Juliana Margois, comedy for Robert Perot, and
music for the Von Baddies!
AHHHHH!
Thank you.