Name: SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES FOR 5G
Uploaded: 2020-03-30T16:47:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES FOR 5G' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-30. Transcript available. YOU WILL CUM 5 TIMES PLAYING 5G GAME! Edited by Danny Scharar.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES FOR 5G' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-30. Transcript available. YOU WILL CUM 5 TIMES PLAYING 5G GAME! Edited by Danny Scharar.

- What's up guys, it's been your boy Connor O'Malley.
I teamed up with T-Mobile and Verizon
to smoke 500 cigarettes for 5G.
Let's go!
5G's the strongest signal that's ever been invented.
And no 5G signal is more reliable.
We're out here trying to raise awareness for 5G.
5, 5, 5G.
I'm doing this in loving service of 5G, T-Mobile, Verizon.
I'm not getting paid
because I think we're lucky to even have it.
5G is God.
Man created God.
Man killed God.
Then man went ahead and created a new God.
And a new God that is called 5G.
This is a real 100% heart-filled thank you to Jack Ryan.
Jack, thank you so much for making sure that we are safe.
Once 5G is out, then the United fucking States
will be done with the Contra virus, okay?
If Courtney would let me back in my fucking house, I would love to be fucking
quarantined with my fucking kids.
I love my little fucking kids.
The fat one, the tiny one.
I told the ex-co-worker that I wanted to do this and they laughed in my fucking
face.
They said, "You will never fucking smoke 500 cigarettes for 5G."
But guess who's proofing them wrong?
I am.
It's going to help you do computer faster.
You're going to be able to play on chat rooms better.
You're going to be able to send emojis that you've never even fucking heard of,
okay?
5G going to make ebombsworld.com a real planet.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G.
5G service activated.
This shit is so fucking fast.
This shit is so fucking fast.
This shit is so fucking fast.
So, let's go.
Burlington Coat Factory killed Jeffrey Epstein!
Burlington Blood moving in.
Burlington Coat Factory killed Jeffrey Epstein!
He had information about the Contra virus.
He tried to warn us.
He tried to stop us.
We got a lock on target.
The Burlington Coat Factory killed us.
Get in!
Fire.