Name: ANTIFA TOOK OVER MY BURGER KING (part 1)
Uploaded: 2020-09-08T15:50:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'ANTIFA TOOK OVER MY BURGER KING (part 1)' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-08. Transcript available. Jerking off with the hiccups Edited by Danny Scharar.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'ANTIFA TOOK OVER MY BURGER KING (part 1)' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-08. Transcript available. Jerking off with the hiccups Edited by Danny Scharar.

Well, it fucking happened.
That's right.
Antifa took over my local Burger King.
Go ahead.
Have a look for yourself.
That's right.
I got done with a hard, long, hard day with my job as a security guard at a tanning
salon.
And I said to myself, you know what?
I'm going to treat myself.
I earned it.
I'm going to go down to my local Burger King, and I'm going to try these brand
new Burger
King hush puppies that I've been hearing so much about, the extra crispy and
wet one.
So I got on my fucking mountain bike, and I rode down here, and I went down to
the fucking
local Burger King, and what did I find?
A horde of Antifa, about 50 Antifa members, all stormed the Burger King at the
same time.
And they got inside of there, and they started having a pansexual orgy.
And they had taken it over, and they called it the orgy state of Burger King.
If I had a wife, if I had a child, I would be so mad right now.
I'd be coming home and screaming at them.
This just doesn't make sense.
It just doesn't add up.
Why is Burger King being symptomatically a target by Antifa?
And guess what I saw?
Guess what I saw?
Look what I see right here.
That is, what is that?
That's a pickle.
Huh.
There's a pickle there.
There's a pickle.
There's a pickle.
I'm going to follow the trail of pickles and see where it leads.
I'm going to walk this road together.
Interesting.
Interesting that all the fucking pickles lead to McDonald's.
It's almost like McDonald's went down and shut down that fucking Burger King.
My local Burger King.
I called the police station.
I begged them.
Go down to the McDonald's and arrest the Antifa.
And they said, we can't do that.
There is no proof of that.
And I said, the pickle trip, the pickle trip, the pickle trip.
And they did not believe me.
They did not believe me.
They did not believe me.
I'm going inside this fucking McDonald's and I'm going to confront the Antifa
fuckers that
are working inside there.
I've ended up to here.
I'm going inside there and I'm going to say, how fucking dare you?
Salt is good for your body.
Salt is good for your body.
Salt is good for your body.
Salt is good for your body.
Salt is good for your body.
Salt is good for your body.
Yes.
It's an element, dude.
They're going to listen to everything we're saying and they're going to know
what we do,
what we eat, who we are, why we are part of this.
Do you want to fucking go?
We're going to find out.
How the fuck do I know you're not Antifa?
Get out!
I worked at Party City.
You ever been there?
Yeah.
Okay.
They fucking eat babies in the back of their own.
What are you fucking talking about?
Dude, they eat.
Stop.
Listen, they want me to become an executive junior manager.
I said, sure.
They give me a baby.
They said, this is first test.
Eat it.
I said, no.
No.
I'm not going to eat a baby.
I have a daughter.
Beautiful.
She's six years old.
She weighs 230 pounds.
Guess what?
They took her away from me because they said she's too heavy.
I don't think so.
The kid's out.
They can run.
It sweats.
It's fine.
Drina Chrome.
And she is seeds.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's close your mouth.
Stop.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I can't believe I got a point.
I can't believe I got a point.
I can't believe I got a point.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
I can't believe I got a point now.
When my homies pull up on your block, they make that thing go grata-ta-ta.
Hey.
Switch my wicker back in black, I'm starting to say it mess up in that bus guy.
Oh.
Close it though, we blow it smoke, she asked me to light a fire like I'm going
south.
Hey.
Back to full on stage, probably leave my fucking show in the top car.
Hey.