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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mask (2023)' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-19. Transcript available. story of a young man who loves Whos line is it anyway.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mask (2023)' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-19. Transcript available. story of a young man who loves Whos line is it anyway.

We live in a busy world, a world of smartphones, of computers, and a video page.
A computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what's going on.
Where will you have cost of me when I told you that we feel lost?
Mustard jump.
I think there is a kind of place if you have cost of me.
What's up the road by the way?
Don't tell me the way to come.
Why is it going?
It's going next.
And you're approaching a high speed.
The Biden is not alive.
Bill Biden passed away three years ago.
I have conclusive proof if you Google "Yanaco Project."
John Cena is secured by the CIA.
I am pro-laun enforcement.
I am pro-laun enforcement.
I am pro-laun enforcement.
Joe Biden died years ago.
It's not the time it is.
Let's go!
Let's go!
We apologize for the interruption.
Stop.
You might be coming to jail.
We just coming in from Studio City, California.
We go now to a frightening scene in front of a crowd at Universal Studios
Hollywood.
A performer from the Waterworld show was rushed to the hospital after a protester
began shouting about a fringe online conspiracy theory.
The protester, identified by LAPD as Tyler Joseph, began shouting and the world-famous
Waterworld stunt show suddenly stopped.
A man dressed like Jim Carrey's character from The Mask.
He was echoing claims popular among those who believe in the Yantianto
conspiracy.
The fringe Yantianto conspiracy theory.
He was escorted from the premises and arrested by LAPD.
The protesters' videos reveal he moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in
short-form improv comedy.
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy Tyler Joseph, and it isn't quite a Christmas, but it is fall.
And you know what that means?
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
This is the best!
I'm a total beast!
John Cena, open the fucking thing, you piece of shit!
He's gonna be one of the big stars to hit the world.
It's called the #BasementSyncCerealChallenge.
Mmm, juicy, wet ham, looks.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
The best of Who's Line is in any way uncensored.
I mean, we got Colin over there.
What comes to mind when I say the word ska?
Sandpaper.
You are dead to me.
That's all the time we have today.
I think we've learned a lot.
I am the world's biggest Who's Line is in any way fan.
I love Who's Line is in any way.
I've seen every episode about a million times.
that's it let's go I've kind of saved my life a little bit like punk rock we
can
change the world if we really want to okay I just wanted to hop on this real
quick to kind of let you guys know some something that like literally just
happened like three minutes ago I was at improv class here at Second City I was
deep in character and then all of a sudden I kind of like blacked out and I
came to and everybody in the class was slapping my face and Tyler Tyler what
are you doing what are you doing and I was like what what I don't know and
apparently what happened was I had taken this guy he that I was doing a scene
with
he had a ponytail and I grabbed his ponytail and I have a pair of defense
scissors and I cut his ponytail off and I threw it and everybody said that that
was like an assault like I've robbed a bank
somebody stop me
I got this job because my dad who's the police chief of Villa Park holds a
record for most days he discharged his firearm in the line of duty I think it's
56 days he knows the guy that manages this place and they got me this job it
was
pretty nice you know it's pretty pretty cushy I think we got a bogey over here
that's just a jacket POV pranking my boss using a British accent
yeah yeah come in
hello guffner hey uh I'll make this quick I got a pretty good news I got a job
offer
regional manager of the northwest suburbs I want you to have it I mean I'll
just be
honest with you and tell you like the reason I took this job was because it
allowed me to like be able to pursue like my improv stuff I mean I think you're
making a dumb call but hey I'm not your dad so
please don't tell my dad
it's musical mask Monday where me the mask sings all your favorite songs on
Monday
who is complaining if Monday you gotta come upstairs come on what's put the
thing down put the computer
down what happened at work today what what nothing what you mean you got a
promotion didn't you
no I don't know what you mean you don't know take the promotion you got to take
that promotion take
it you think you're gonna make in LA or something
hey hey listen what's wrong
listen listen listen you're not done cause I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you
right now
I cut off the jaw so you can see so you can see my face
talk so I could talk yeah if anyone here is watching who's a doctor if you can
figure out how to put turtle DNA in my grandma so she could live a thousand
years I'd really appreciate it yeah well I'll get on whose line is it anyway
that's right you're gonna star on whose line is it anyway I'm gonna star on
whose line is it anyway and then I'm gonna buy a big house in Beverly Hills one
two three look
oh my god yeah that's where your grandfather proposed to me
I didn't even know you remember no yeah I remembered it's your anniversary
today right
right that's right I love you too I love you too
okay so what's this one this is the Burger King if your dad works in
entertainment please hire this boy here
he's brilliant thank you spoken like a true grandma
wonderful isn't it good
um sorry um my grandmother passed away
in her sleep
uh for those of you guys who know on the channel she's like one of the only
persons
persons like believe
I'm sorry
I got like uh really sad feelings on the inside about this and um
And this is some...
Here we are.
Hollywood, baby.
I'm in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard.
I am so sad about my grandmother, but I'm also so excited.
Did you see Hollywood?
Well, it should be changed to Tyler Wood.
Tyler Hollywood Joseph.
It was what we can put on the sign because it's about to be taken over by me.
So I need an apartment to stay at.
Alright, so this is where you'd be staying.
It's a little bit under construction, but this would be your space, bro.
This is 50 bucks a month?
Yeah, this would be 50 for you.
I don't have to worry about money, right?
Oh, really?
You look familiar.
What do I do?
Do you watch commercials or some shit?
Yes, dude.
Do you know the general?
Use your mobile phone to shop and buy low-cost auto insurance from the general.
Must be like a millionaire.
I'm not quiet, but like pretty close.
I'll take it.
Dude.
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm taking it.
Yo.
You haven't seen this before?
No, I've seen it multiple times.
Yeah.
Just like watching it back when I get anxious.
Oh.
You like men in black too, right?
Do I like fucking...
Yeah.
Yes, I like men in black.
What the fuck?
Dude.
This is awesome, man.
You guys know about simulation theory?
Simulations.
We might be in one right now.
Like crazy like group shit.
I feel like I've known you for like a hundred years.
It feels like a past live thing where it's like we have like...
I don't even have to...
All my walls are down.
Could you imagine chilling with Snoop Dogg?
I would get too high like...
What's up, guys?
It's me, your guy Tyler Joseph.
I'm about to show you the best places in Los Angeles to get free.
Red carpet.
Let's go.
It's Purple Shirt Warrior here for you.
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy Tyler Joseph.
And I am live here in the beautiful Netflix box building where we are going to
be doing some one-man musical improv for all the beautiful...
I'm going to say this right now.
Some of these women here are so absolutely gorgeous.
They're just driving me nuts.
We got a suggestion of anything at all.
We can get a suggestion of anything at all.
Venice Beach.
Oh, yeah.
I got the Uber driver here.
My name is Tyler Joseph and I want to be a contestant on The Circle.
I got plenty of skin in my head.
People think it's too much, but I think it's enough.
I'm going to be on the floor as lava.
Love is blind.
Indian matchmaking.
Basically, I'm on a 24/7 energy feast that won't stop.
We are continuing on Tyler Joseph's 18-hour walk of Los Angeles, California.
I'm in hour four right now.
Paramount Studios.
Raleigh Studios.
I feel like dancing.
I feel like being insane.
I feel like having fun.
And I feel like going crazy.
This could be Catherine Zeta-Jones' car.
Hello, dog.
Hello, dog.
All the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" heads out there.
Anybody who's watching this, you can make it.
It is possible for you to make it.
What's the deal with, uh, softball?
Uh, it's like, uh, did you, uh, have you guys heard of baseball?
Smokin'.
Should I get a suggestion of anything?
The mask is all about fighting your inner, your inner God.
No, just a suggestion.
Just say a word.
What?
Smokin'.
Smokin'.
Be yourself.
Be hella confident.
I'm going.
I think you got it, man.
I'm gonna let you know.
Are you gonna be here in, like, two hours?
Yeah, I'll be here for the rest of the week.
Alright, dude.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
This will be a major role in a real Marvel movie.
A full movie.
With Superstar.
We're looking for people who really, really can play a role.
I'm not gonna fool around.
I'm gonna go down to the Christian Artist Agency today and wait for all the
agents to come out.
I'm gonna be handing them Tyler Joseph flyers.
You want a free friendship bracelet?
I just moved to town.
I'm Tyler Joseph.
I just moved from Villa Park.
My grandmother passed away.
My grandma died, but I can come here and be an actor.
Social media, too.
I'm sorry.
I can't today.
Everything in my body is telling me, go home.
Stop.
What are you doing?
Doing comedy?
Just doing comedy?
I mean, it feels bad.
It feels really...
I don't feel good.
But it's that little bit of pain that in the center of it all gives you the big
chewy piece of caramel.
What I do kind of have, when I'm looking at you now, is kind of an offbeat look,
which is gonna work in your favor.
What I'd like to do is spend this time with you kind of giving you an idea of
what the craft is and how to go about the business aspects of it.
And then get you some representation.
I have friends that live in L.A. and are very successful.
I was not one of those people.
I was fucking miserable when I was there.
Use your grandmother's money wisely.
Don't fall for those scams.
They're all out there.
Let's do a little read on this.
I'm trying to get you to relax.
I don't want you to think that this is a performance.
I just want to give you some skills.
Bring my private light to a screeching halt and look into it?
I could even...
I could even...
Hold on one sec.
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy, Tyler Joseph, the Purple Hat Warrior.
I just got a new purple hat.
I'm down here in Hollywood.
And, uh...
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy, Tyler Joseph, the purple hat warrior.
I just got a new purple hat.
Uh, I'm down here in Hollywood.
And, uh...
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy, Tyler Joseph, the Purple Hat Warrior.
I just got a new purple hat.
Uh, I'm down here in Hollywood.
Uh...
Fuck.
That's John Mayer.
Shit.
It's fucking John Mayer.
Holy shit.
It's fucking John Mayer.
I'm sorry.
Are you John Mayer?
No.
Dude!
I can't believe we're in L.A.
Uh, we're in L.A. to get this...
Hey, guys!
Check it out!
I'm on the street here in front of Charlie Chapel Studios.
I just met John Mayer.
John, I just...
I don't want to bother you.
I just want to say that you define a generation and keep defining generations.
And, uh, dude, thank you so much.
Dude, thank you so much for everything you do and everything you continue to do.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, dude.
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
I just met John...
The freaking mayor!
Ha-ha!
This is the look of a man who thinks he's about to get John Lennon'd.
Oh, 250k.
This is how it starts, man.
This is how it starts.
That's awesome.
That made me want to cry.
When something hits, when it goes viral, you have to keep posting.
The head is the theater, and, like, your hat is the marquee of what's going on
inside your head.
I am gonna go get myself a paparazzi camera to go capture everything that's
going on.
One day I'll be on the other side of the paparazzi.
I know that that will happen for sure.
You look like, fuckin'...
Some, like, Peaky Blinders.
Yeah.
I was gonna say Peaky Blinders.
Like, you strapped with, like, a Glock, like...
I was going to say Peaky Blind is like you strapped with like a Glock like,
dude.
I found this copy of Sirens and I'm going to try to get everyone here to sign
it.
I just want to say you defined a generation.
It's heaven.
I feel like I'm in heaven.
Dwayne can you tell me you want us?
Dwayne can you tell me you want us?
Dwayne!
Sorry guys, thank you.
Did you get pics of the rock?
Yeah, I got pics of the rock.
I'm kind of new to this, what would you say is the biggest ticket item I could
get?
Hair.
Hair is a huge one that's pretty easy to get.
If I got like Colin Mockery's hair, do you think I'd be able to like...
Okay, I really have to catch this bus.
Thank you so much for even believing in me for one second.
It looks different.
That was your hair?
Yeah.
It looks different.
That was your hair?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was your hair?
Yeah.
That was your hair?
Yeah.
Can I, can I, I'm sorry, my name is, I'm sorry, I'm Tyler Joseph, I was
wondering could you possibly
sign this real quick?
I'm like such a huge fan of yours?
I can't believe this, let me check this out.
We're here.
Oh this is the movie, everyone who's lying about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hair.
Hair's a huge one that's pretty easy to get.
They cut his ponytail off and everybody said that that was like an assault,
like I robbed
a bank.
I was wondering could you possibly sign this real quick? I'm like such a huge
fan of yours.
I can't believe this! Let me check this out. We're here.
Oh, this is the movie. Everyone who's lying about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hair. Hair's a huge one that's pretty easy to get.
They cut his ponytail off and everybody said that that was like an assault.
Like I've robbed a bank.
Colin Mockery from Whose Line Is It Anyway got into a little scuffle with a fan.
Why is no one talking about this Colin Mockery incident and how out of control
parasocial relationships are right now?
He's someone everybody's talking about.
Colin Mockery was out and about when this nut job tried to cut off his hair.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm just trying to take pictures.
I just want to be turned into a White Castle burger and a fucking cook and eat.
Tyler, dude, you can't talk like this, man.
What are you fucking talking? Why are you in my fucking room, man?
Dude, because you're talking like you're crazy, man. Like, don't worry about
what he thinks about you.
He's part of the Yantianto, dude.
What is that?
He's got the Yantianto. He's got the Yantianto in him, dude.
Basically, there's rumors speculating online that the Chinese government, you
know about Dia Force?
No.
What if I told you this wasn't actually a documentary?
The Chinese government figured out how to hack into the Guy Force.
And they are changing the course of the world for power.
They're trying to fund a global propagating scene.
Paramount Studios!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That twin is currently pretending to be Joe Biden.
I don't want to freak you out, dude.
But this shit is happening.
And this shit's all around us.
And celebrities especially are involved with this shit.
Tempting celebrities with sexual pleasure, with money.
This is not conspiracy.
This is spiritual warfare.
Hollywood is evil.
We gain control of Hollywood stars.
To understand this, you have to understand how desperate people are to be
famous.
I don't want to just do a comedy.
The Chinese government controls a lot of Hollywood films and stuff.
An agenda to program people.
An agenda to lower people's vibrations.
If you knew, would some of your favorite superstars really did behind closed
doors?
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
The Chinese government controls a lot of people.
To steal your identity and your soul.
This mask is all about finding your inner God.
Now they're in control in a way that we can imagine.
Call it Illuminati.
Call it whatever you want.
Yantianto.
Yantianto.
Have you heard about this Yantianto theory?
The Antianto.
It's not your fault, dude.
It's just the way of the world.
All right, dude.
You check out the Yantianto project.
Joe Biden is not alive.
I got pushed out.
They're calling me crazy.
They're calling me nasty.
They're calling me wild boy.
I am not.
Ghostbusters, too.
There are all kinds of subliminal messages about the Yantianto project.
I will do everything in my power to stop it.
The Hollywood diarrhea farm.
Move it, move it.
Get through.
Come on.
The Hollywood diarrhea farm.
They're afraid of you because you have a pure-ass spirit.
Why do they have it and why don't I have it?
And that's, like, why Colin was fucked up, too.
You took the money out of my pocket.
They just hate you.
I almost wish I didn't tell you this shit because, like, now you're burdened
with it.
Look at the slow trickle we have here.
Smoker!
The first-ever drone strike within the borders of the United States of America.
Once you tap into the Gaia Force, the amount of information that you can
receive is limitless.
Joe Biden died three years ago and his body has been controlled by the Chinese
CIA.
in order to, uh, change different things about this.
He's a nice TV.
What are you doing with it?
Where'd you hear about that?
Um, my roommate told me about it.
It's all over the internet.
It's just fucking celebrities right here.
Who's inside?
Who's inside?
We can change the world if we really want to.
You know that you're fucking dead!
There's war over there!
You piece of shit!
John Cena!
I love you!
I love you too!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Thank you.

The Mask (2023)

We live in a busy world, a world of smartphones, of computers, and a video page.
A computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what's going on.
Where will you have cost of me when I told you that we feel lost?
Mustard jump.
I think there is a kind of place if you have cost of me.
What's up the road by the way?
Don't tell me the way to come.
Why is it going?
It's going next.
And you're approaching a high speed.
The Biden is not alive.
Bill Biden passed away three years ago.
I have conclusive proof if you Google "Yanaco Project."
John Cena is secured by the CIA.
I am pro-laun enforcement.
I am pro-laun enforcement.
I am pro-laun enforcement.
Joe Biden died years ago.
It's not the time it is.
Let's go!
Let's go!
We apologize for the interruption.
Stop.
You might be coming to jail.
We just coming in from Studio City, California.
We go now to a frightening scene in front of a crowd at Universal Studios
Hollywood.
A performer from the Waterworld show was rushed to the hospital after a protester
began shouting about a fringe online conspiracy theory.
The protester, identified by LAPD as Tyler Joseph, began shouting and the world-famous
Waterworld stunt show suddenly stopped.
A man dressed like Jim Carrey's character from The Mask.
He was echoing claims popular among those who believe in the Yantianto
conspiracy.
The fringe Yantianto conspiracy theory.
He was escorted from the premises and arrested by LAPD.
The protesters' videos reveal he moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in
short-form improv comedy.
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy Tyler Joseph, and it isn't quite a Christmas, but it is fall.
And you know what that means?
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
Fall Angels!
This is the best!
I'm a total beast!
John Cena, open the fucking thing, you piece of shit!
He's gonna be one of the big stars to hit the world.
It's called the #BasementSyncCerealChallenge.
Mmm, juicy, wet ham, looks.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
The best of Who's Line is in any way uncensored.
I mean, we got Colin over there.
What comes to mind when I say the word ska?
Sandpaper.
You are dead to me.
That's all the time we have today.
I think we've learned a lot.
I am the world's biggest Who's Line is in any way fan.
I love Who's Line is in any way.
I've seen every episode about a million times.
that's it let's go I've kind of saved my life a little bit like punk rock we
can
change the world if we really want to okay I just wanted to hop on this real
quick to kind of let you guys know some something that like literally just
happened like three minutes ago I was at improv class here at Second City I was
deep in character and then all of a sudden I kind of like blacked out and I
came to and everybody in the class was slapping my face and Tyler Tyler what
are you doing what are you doing and I was like what what I don't know and
apparently what happened was I had taken this guy he that I was doing a scene
with
he had a ponytail and I grabbed his ponytail and I have a pair of defense
scissors and I cut his ponytail off and I threw it and everybody said that that
was like an assault like I've robbed a bank
somebody stop me
I got this job because my dad who's the police chief of Villa Park holds a
record for most days he discharged his firearm in the line of duty I think it's
56 days he knows the guy that manages this place and they got me this job it
was
pretty nice you know it's pretty pretty cushy I think we got a bogey over here
that's just a jacket POV pranking my boss using a British accent
yeah yeah come in
hello guffner hey uh I'll make this quick I got a pretty good news I got a job
offer
regional manager of the northwest suburbs I want you to have it I mean I'll
just be
honest with you and tell you like the reason I took this job was because it
allowed me to like be able to pursue like my improv stuff I mean I think you're
making a dumb call but hey I'm not your dad so
please don't tell my dad
it's musical mask Monday where me the mask sings all your favorite songs on
Monday
who is complaining if Monday you gotta come upstairs come on what's put the
thing down put the computer
down what happened at work today what what nothing what you mean you got a
promotion didn't you
no I don't know what you mean you don't know take the promotion you got to take
that promotion take
it you think you're gonna make in LA or something
hey hey listen what's wrong
listen listen listen you're not done cause I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you
right now
I cut off the jaw so you can see so you can see my face
talk so I could talk yeah if anyone here is watching who's a doctor if you can
figure out how to put turtle DNA in my grandma so she could live a thousand
years I'd really appreciate it yeah well I'll get on whose line is it anyway
that's right you're gonna star on whose line is it anyway I'm gonna star on
whose line is it anyway and then I'm gonna buy a big house in Beverly Hills one
two three look
oh my god yeah that's where your grandfather proposed to me
I didn't even know you remember no yeah I remembered it's your anniversary
today right
right that's right I love you too I love you too
okay so what's this one this is the Burger King if your dad works in
entertainment please hire this boy here
he's brilliant thank you spoken like a true grandma
wonderful isn't it good
um sorry um my grandmother passed away
in her sleep
uh for those of you guys who know on the channel she's like one of the only
persons
persons like believe
I'm sorry
I got like uh really sad feelings on the inside about this and um
And this is some...
Here we are.
Hollywood, baby.
I'm in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard.
I am so sad about my grandmother, but I'm also so excited.
Did you see Hollywood?
Well, it should be changed to Tyler Wood.
Tyler Hollywood Joseph.
It was what we can put on the sign because it's about to be taken over by me.
So I need an apartment to stay at.
Alright, so this is where you'd be staying.
It's a little bit under construction, but this would be your space, bro.
This is 50 bucks a month?
Yeah, this would be 50 for you.
I don't have to worry about money, right?
Oh, really?
You look familiar.
What do I do?
Do you watch commercials or some shit?
Yes, dude.
Do you know the general?
Use your mobile phone to shop and buy low-cost auto insurance from the general.
Must be like a millionaire.
I'm not quiet, but like pretty close.
I'll take it.
Dude.
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm taking it.
Yo.
You haven't seen this before?
No, I've seen it multiple times.
Yeah.
Just like watching it back when I get anxious.
Oh.
You like men in black too, right?
Do I like fucking...
Yeah.
Yes, I like men in black.
What the fuck?
Dude.
This is awesome, man.
You guys know about simulation theory?
Simulations.
We might be in one right now.
Like crazy like group shit.
I feel like I've known you for like a hundred years.
It feels like a past live thing where it's like we have like...
I don't even have to...
All my walls are down.
Could you imagine chilling with Snoop Dogg?
I would get too high like...
What's up, guys?
It's me, your guy Tyler Joseph.
I'm about to show you the best places in Los Angeles to get free.
Red carpet.
Let's go.
It's Purple Shirt Warrior here for you.
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy Tyler Joseph.
And I am live here in the beautiful Netflix box building where we are going to
be doing some one-man musical improv for all the beautiful...
I'm going to say this right now.
Some of these women here are so absolutely gorgeous.
They're just driving me nuts.
We got a suggestion of anything at all.
We can get a suggestion of anything at all.
Venice Beach.
Oh, yeah.
I got the Uber driver here.
My name is Tyler Joseph and I want to be a contestant on The Circle.
I got plenty of skin in my head.
People think it's too much, but I think it's enough.
I'm going to be on the floor as lava.
Love is blind.
Indian matchmaking.
Basically, I'm on a 24/7 energy feast that won't stop.
We are continuing on Tyler Joseph's 18-hour walk of Los Angeles, California.
I'm in hour four right now.
Paramount Studios.
Raleigh Studios.
I feel like dancing.
I feel like being insane.
I feel like having fun.
And I feel like going crazy.
This could be Catherine Zeta-Jones' car.
Hello, dog.
Hello, dog.
All the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" heads out there.
Anybody who's watching this, you can make it.
It is possible for you to make it.
What's the deal with, uh, softball?
Uh, it's like, uh, did you, uh, have you guys heard of baseball?
Smokin'.
Should I get a suggestion of anything?
The mask is all about fighting your inner, your inner God.
No, just a suggestion.
Just say a word.
What?
Smokin'.
Smokin'.
Be yourself.
Be hella confident.
I'm going.
I think you got it, man.
I'm gonna let you know.
Are you gonna be here in, like, two hours?
Yeah, I'll be here for the rest of the week.
Alright, dude.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Okay.
This will be a major role in a real Marvel movie.
A full movie.
With Superstar.
We're looking for people who really, really can play a role.
I'm not gonna fool around.
I'm gonna go down to the Christian Artist Agency today and wait for all the
agents to come out.
I'm gonna be handing them Tyler Joseph flyers.
You want a free friendship bracelet?
I just moved to town.
I'm Tyler Joseph.
I just moved from Villa Park.
My grandmother passed away.
My grandma died, but I can come here and be an actor.
Social media, too.
I'm sorry.
I can't today.
Everything in my body is telling me, go home.
Stop.
What are you doing?
Doing comedy?
Just doing comedy?
I mean, it feels bad.
It feels really...
I don't feel good.
But it's that little bit of pain that in the center of it all gives you the big
chewy piece of caramel.
What I do kind of have, when I'm looking at you now, is kind of an offbeat look,
which is gonna work in your favor.
What I'd like to do is spend this time with you kind of giving you an idea of
what the craft is and how to go about the business aspects of it.
And then get you some representation.
I have friends that live in L.A. and are very successful.
I was not one of those people.
I was fucking miserable when I was there.
Use your grandmother's money wisely.
Don't fall for those scams.
They're all out there.
Let's do a little read on this.
I'm trying to get you to relax.
I don't want you to think that this is a performance.
I just want to give you some skills.
Bring my private light to a screeching halt and look into it?
I could even...
I could even...
Hold on one sec.
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy, Tyler Joseph, the Purple Hat Warrior.
I just got a new purple hat.
I'm down here in Hollywood.
And, uh...
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy, Tyler Joseph, the purple hat warrior.
I just got a new purple hat.
Uh, I'm down here in Hollywood.
And, uh...
What's up, guys?
It's me, your boy, Tyler Joseph, the Purple Hat Warrior.
I just got a new purple hat.
Uh, I'm down here in Hollywood.
Uh...
Fuck.
That's John Mayer.
Shit.
It's fucking John Mayer.
Holy shit.
It's fucking John Mayer.
I'm sorry.
Are you John Mayer?
No.
Dude!
I can't believe we're in L.A.
Uh, we're in L.A. to get this...
Hey, guys!
Check it out!
I'm on the street here in front of Charlie Chapel Studios.
I just met John Mayer.
John, I just...
I don't want to bother you.
I just want to say that you define a generation and keep defining generations.
And, uh, dude, thank you so much.
Dude, thank you so much for everything you do and everything you continue to do.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, dude.
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
I just met John...
The freaking mayor!
Ha-ha!
This is the look of a man who thinks he's about to get John Lennon'd.
Oh, 250k.
This is how it starts, man.
This is how it starts.
That's awesome.
That made me want to cry.
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