Name: Richard eagleton attacked on street live
Uploaded: 2024-05-15T00:10:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Richard eagleton attacked on street live' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-15. Transcript available. Full special now on youtube.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Richard eagleton attacked on street live' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-15. Transcript available. Full special now on youtube.

Richard eagleton attacked on street live

hey guys what's going on we're live on YouTube this is happening here we are oh
my god
we got one like what's up guys it's me Richard Eagleton I'm out here here we
are we're live today we're gonna get the channel going we're gonna wait for
people to get on the
channel it's today's a big day we're doing the launch of stand-up solutions
which is a wonderful
program that's kind of an informational style program about we got people in
the chat how's it
going guys what's up oh my god the chat is burning up fast I'm so excited to be
here on the on the
computer having fun with all you guys I love I love I love being on the
computer I want to give
you a little bit of a tour of the place that I'm in this is kind of a
transitional space for me I'm
going through something right now but you know it's a you know you fall down to
get back up you
know what that's what uh Bruce Wayne's butler said to him uh who's also known
as uh Wilford uh what's
who's in in the chat who's Bruce Lane who's Bruce Lane's butler in the chat in
the chat in the chat in
the chat in the chat in the chat I'm so excited for you guys to see all the
wonderful products that we got
down here at stand-up solutions um it's an absolutely it's an absolutely
wonderful uh I can't wait for you
guys to see some of the wonderful products that we got down here uh stand-up
solutions is an hour-long
informational program about a uh proprietary company set up by me Richard Eagleton
I'm the founder and CEO
of stand-up solutions and um basically what it is is it's a revolutionary new
uh piece of AI technology
that it takes it takes advantage of 5G to capture uh some wonderful experiences
for everybody what's
everybody saying in the chat flush total hey guys yeah oh wow wow wow I haven't
used the towels yet
this is a wonderful hotel I'm here in Glendale California I'm doing some
pitches I set up some
pitches uh kind of ahead of the stand-up solutions premiere um I'm meeting with
different executives
at uh Warner Brothers and Disney World and uh different uh I'm going to I'm
going to Universal
Studios I got tickets to the Waterworld live show uh I'm I'm having I'm having
a blast out here I'm
loving the California sun I'm originally from Des Plaines Illinois and I'm
actually I'm loving I'm loving
being out here and this is this is basically I mean this this is like a Mark
Cuban style room I mean
this is two two rooms for one and can get in the chat guess how much this room
costs guess how much
this room costs let's see in the chat uh let's see in the chat
how much you guys think the room costs remember that when the people were doing
that eating the
candy on the on the chat for the what is that what is that so this room is only
120 dollars and it offers
two beds so if somebody if somebody wants to come a cousin wants to come and
sleep with you totally fine
hey come on over I got an extra bed you got two TVs TV over here and a TV in
the other room
um we have a wonderful wonderful bathroom I mean this is this is basically a
spa this is a private
spa with all these private towels and all these different things like that um
you know they they
clean every day which is incredible um British style wardrobe not a closet a
little bit of a wardrobe
but uh this is a wonderful space it's a wonderful space to be creative in um I'm
all about entering the
creative economy and we are just we're basically 50 minutes away from the
premier stand-up solutions I
can't wait for you guys to see it how many people we got in the chat wow we got
a lot of people here a lot of thumbs
up I like positivity I like seeing people be positive and let's let's let's let's
keep the politics out of
chat okay guys uh let's see the chat is moving so fast and I'm gonna tell you I'm
maybe a little bit
of a two a two a tool uh you know I like reading magazines I don't like chat
like that it's really
fast um I love this I've been checking I've been checking the fire alarm every
day to make sure that
it works and it does and I've actually out of my own pocket I've replaced the
batteries I've replaced
the batteries out of my own pocket I'm gonna ask for reimbursement when I check
out I don't know when
I'm checking out I don't know if you guys want to see but this is this is just
a gorgeous space here in
Glendale California right here uh it's uh you know they got protective bars on
the window I'm across
the street from what is that a dental place if I ever break a tooth uh food
market seafood seafood market
things like that palm trees uh California California sun do do do do do do do
do uh we're here having a
great time I love for you guys to come in what is this orientation is locked
rotate the device back
I think the way that the way that YouTube has developed these products is
really really wonderful
and uh
I'm 50 days without salt I'm on a salt uh
I'm doing I'm a little bit busy uh dizzy I'm a little bit dizzy right now I
haven't been drinking
a lot of water I'm doing an anti-water diet um what's everybody in the chat
saying
if you can if you can please keep the profanity out of the out of the chat I
would really appreciate
it there could be uh children watching this we got 1400 people watching and
that's about how many
dollars in 1990 Buick Regal will cost you these days fourteen thousand dollars
uh we've been going
live for six minutes we're having a blast we're having a good time uh you know
well I want you
guys to know kind of more about what stand-up solutions is you're about to
watch an incredible
an incredible uh hour-long presentation presentational speech about stand-up
solutions which is a company
that I own my name is Richard Eagleton I'm the founder and CEO of stand-up
solutions and it's a
proprietary company that uses the power 5g to create 100 accurate comedy for
audiences all across
the nation and this is a terrific time for people to invest we've hit a little
bit of a hiccup
which I'm not gonna lie about I think it's a I think you'll see uh in a little
bit but uh but I'm not
giving up because you guys you guys you can't give up and you know I'm away
from my family right now
not by choice but I'm taking I'm taking it in stride I'm understanding things
um I'm taking it in stride I'm taking it in stride guys you have to understand
you have to understand I
wonder if we can get this up higher like that there we go you have to
understand sometimes life knocks you
down but you got to get back up okay you got to be like that golf ball that
gets knocked around on the
golf course what are you trying to do you're trying to go into home base or the
golf or the hole the cup
what do they call it the golfers in the chat let me know uh all balls are
trying to go to their cups
and their holes trying to get inside of their holes and you and everybody's a
ball and the cup
the hole the ball the ball the ball hole that is the goal whatever you want to
do you want to get
an A in English class do you want to go to Harvard Harvard law uh do you want
to do anything like
that that's what uh that's what that's what it's about that's what we're here
about that's what we're
trying to do in stand-up solutions and this is I mean again I feel like I'm a
king you know this is
if this hotel room was in Syria this room would cost about 15,000 dinars or
something like that I mean
this is luxury okay this is this is like a I mean look at
yeah full I don't have to leave I don't have to leave for coffee at all in the
morning
and um I will be honest that the staff here is a little bit uh they're they're
a little bit they
they go they go a little bit angry they do um and uh can anyone here in the
chat tell me what the
heck is going on with uh Drake he's doing something with um a man named Kendrick
I don't know I'll listen
I listen to classic rewind on Sirius XM that's my favorite channel I know I'm
stuck I'm stuck in the
I'm stuck in the classic rock era but uh I just love it I love classic rock so
much it's it's a really
wonderful activity that I like to listen to and uh I miss my family I wish I
was home with them
and it's actually interesting because in this motel complex here in Glendale uh
I've run into a couple
of celebrities I rented a shoe nice uh he is uh living here and he's actually
developing a series
um with uh I think uh what is it uh
uh
what do we have here
you know if we could is there a way to make the chat slow down if you if you're
commenting
more than once slow it down okay there we go it's slowing down a little bit
this is nice
um
yeah I mean you know basically I this is an area over here that I use for
different meetings and stuff like that when I'm pitching investors
different venture capital uh people they come down here and uh they sit here
this is kind of a workspace
area slash coffee bar uh that's what that is this is a room that I can't enter
I don't know what is
happening here but it's completely denied access to me um this is kind of an
informational center right
now we're kind of we all different we I watch I watch all different networks
right now Newsmax is on
um this is kind of a full length kind of mirror to see if I'm going out to a
meeting at a golf course or
something like that which I like to do again here is the primary bed I like to
sleep closest to the door
in case there's any intruders I'm able to protect the guest in that bed that
bed is reserved for
uh cousins which I do have some cousins who live in more the Idaho panhandle
than California
um we have a tv over here and I know what you're saying okay well only the
cousin can watch the tv
you can't watch the tv well guess what
it's on a swivel so you can watch shark tank from bed which I love shark tank I'm
trying I'm trying
to see every shark tank I'm while I'm in California which I think most of them
live here uh Robert
Hakavak or whatever what's his name the the Polish one uh he's really great I
like and this again is
my world star incredible incredible incredible bathroom I mean this is you can't
you can't get
much better than this this type of bathroom situation I want to be mindful of
battery because
they charge you electricity in this room which is kind of interesting we got
full bars we got 1700
people can we get up to 2k can we and imagine if everyone here gave me a dollar
that would be
interesting uh again the british style wardrobe go ahead toss out any questions
you guys have
about stand-up solutions I would love to answer them uh let's see drink some
water man okay I will
what's going on uh
how do you pay me you can go ahead find me in the street I haven't I don't have
enough money to rent a
car so what I'm I'm trying I'm exploring the Los Angeles bus system which is a
really incredible
interconnected network of of buses and the people it's a kaleidoscope of human
beings that ride these
buses and uh it's really it's really kind of a you know it's kind of a world
journey if you wanted to
meet people if you wanted to come out and have fun this is where uh this is
where you would do it you
would do it out here um I'm trying very hard to uh to talk to different people
um about stand-up
solutions because um trying to get ahead of what you guys are about to see
because there's a little
bit of a disconnect from all this type of stuff uh oh and we also have I mean
look at this
yeah it's the magical chef here go ahead flip this around
hello are we live are we live again you guys seeing me we're back here we are
we lost connection
there a little bit which um I actually am a little I well first of all I used
to work at a company called
rockwell automation and I know a little bit about 5g and let me just say it 5g
is our friend 5g is not
a foe 5g is a friend I love 5g and um I've actually been in talks with the
manager of this hotel about
purchasing this uh purchasing it for uh consumption and for stuff like that we're
close to 2k people in
the chat we're close to 2 000 people here in the chat uh we're having a we're
having a good time guys
somebody there's people in the parking lot i've been kind of betw