Name: Pipe rock theory
Uploaded: 2025-03-06T15:58:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pipe rock theory' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-06. Transcript available. I just found out what the word entrée means .

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pipe rock theory' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-06. Transcript available. I just found out what the word entrée means ￼.

do you know the pipe rock theory dude okay so apparently what it is there's all
these different
rocks all around the world that are actually hollow entire mountains are not
real inside of
them there's ancient vedic technology and what it's doing is it's stealing
energy out of people
it's taking it so nobody knows no and i saw this in real life for real yeah
what the fuck is this
shit inside of the rocks there's pipes making all these sounds i'm feeling like
so tired by this
rock and dude what is the opposite of a rock uh pipes and it's like why are
they putting them
together this is unnatural who is taking the energy what is this went online i
did some research i said
who is doing this and i found this pipe rock expert this person that works in
the government they won't
tell me their name they won't say anything but they're like i want to meet up
with you meet me
at a target i'm down here at the target i'm documenting finding them in real
life he's gonna come and teach
me everything that i need to do hey man what's up what are you doing here what
what are you doing
here just hey hey hey we just want to have a conversation trying to meet
somebody here we just
want to have a conversation i don't want to have to go to the cops i just went
about about you meeting
up with the underage person i was not doing that i was not what are you here to
do then what are you
here to do shopping for prime you want us to go to the cops we can i'll do that
i was just okay i was
talking i was talking to you but it's because i was looking for a pipe rock
expert because there
are these pipe rocks all around the city that have technology inside of it that
are taking energy
from people and i was talking and if you look at the chat long i just i was i
guess of course i was
talking to 16 but i did not say we have a discussion can we have a discussion
that's all we want to do
yeah you guys had your fun we're gonna have the cops you're trying to have your
fun you had your
fun we're gonna go to your job we're gonna tell you this is actually really in
the fucking car
i'll get in the car i'll get in the car this is so funny
hey let me go let me go oh shit chug it chug it chug it chug it chug it a
little hot sauce
yeah i'm gonna kill this fucking guy i'm gonna fucking cross your head
die you fucking piece of shit fucking kid
he was right look at this technology in there what are the chips and pipes
doing in the fucking rock
dude what did i tell you man i told you i was not lying this shit is real they're
putting all
these rocks around the playgrounds so that they can take the children's energy
and then broadcast
it to a different it's like streaming it's netflix for pedophilia this is a
workaround where they're
not technically legally touching any children so this they're not breaking any
laws here we have to
trace where it's going yep north hollywood what they're in north hollywood they're
in a house
we have to listen to me we need to stop this
this is it this is where the energy is going yeah they're sucking up all the
purity
vibes in the playgrounds and broadcasting it here what are they doing with it
there
i don't know yo yo yo holy shit that's fucking tom cruise man yeah you gotta
get in you gotta go in
there how we get in how we get in look they're letting caterers in we'll get
you in as a caterer
you can use my old catering outfit here and take this what is a button cam all
right we're gonna see
everything that you're seeing hey oh you're for the catering uh yeah what's the
password uh buffucker
okay wave him down
basically it's past apps and drinks okay you know what you're doing keep this
on if it comes off you
you will be chased i know you're going to tell you to talk to him out there
we got top gun you got jerry mcguire hello hello i'm in a place called medical
pipe rocks around the city were picking up all this electronic vibrational you
know sexual energy
we are getting news tonight that santa and the north pole defense force
successfully took out a
massive pedophile syndicate all part of an operation that resulted in multiple
high-profile arrests as
well as the death of protestant singer bono operation pipe rock was a joint
effort with the church of
scientology under the command of lieutenant colonel tom cruise i'm not a pedophile
the stunning operation
was all caught on video thanks to a daring podcaster and one-time suspected pedophile
named kevin
podcast who sustained an injury during the raid president trump awarded him
with the inaugural
presidential podcasting medal of informativeness nobody's ever done it like him
he's a warrior in
every way we appreciate you being here i'm not a pedophile at all at the press
conference mr podcast
announced that once his cousin gets audacity to work on his computer he is
going to be making an
album of non-pedophilia covers of r kelly songs i believe i can fly