Name: Bill Burr _ Girlfriend Wants A Boob Job & Girls With Red Flags! [Advice]
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Girlfriend Wants A Boob Job & Girls With Red Flags! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-20. Transcript available.

girlfriend and red flags i'm a 24 year old from the land of wheat beer and fat
girls good old
kansas the jayhawks that's my college basketball team i've been dating my
girlfriend now for about
seven months with no problems whatsoever and i've talked about moving in
why am i yawning uh about moving her into my house when she is done with
schooling come summertime
she's a year younger than me and almost done with school blah blah blah anyways
there's been no red
flags in the relationship until recently oh jesus he writes um she is recently
mentioned in a joking
manner we all know and ain't joking that she would like to get her boobs done
no red flag there right
um no i mean i think the kardashians have made that shit so fucking mainstream
um anyway well a few weeks go by and she mentions wanting to get a nose job
along with lip injections and botox in her forehead okay yeah see ya bye bye i
was taken by surprise by
the amount of insecurity she truly holds in herself which is something she has
been
she has been open about before this is a major turnoff to me and seems to be
her trying to chase
temporary happiness she's a very attractive lady already in most people's eyes
all right you need to
tell her that she's attractive and lead off the in most people's eyes um i
would i would
i would oh then he says so here's my problem ball sack looking ass now wait a
minute are you the one
giving her this comment complex this is the second time you said i look like a
fucking ball bag i'm
ready to get botox halfway through this goddamn question um i would suggest
to her i would just listen i would say i would talk to somebody first for a
long time you're still young
and you're still beautiful that's not even stills bad thing to say to something
like that you're young
and beautiful i don't know what's going on with you you need to talk to
somebody before you know you start
making this is like you're getting a tattoo on your face that's what plastic
surgery is it's a fucking
tattoo on your face your eyebrows are going to be that way forever your lips
are going to be that way
forever um i don't know well a few weeks go by and she mentions wanting to get
it okay she already
says a nose job um so here's my problem ball sack looking ass uh in my eyes she
will never be happy
and there will always be something that isn't good enough for her and it will
drain me in the long run
i know this seems ladies like he's being ice cold but this is how you need to
be in a relationship
you got to really weigh what you're into i mean what what's your what you're in
for
because these fucking things are hard all right and uh you know i think it's
pretty fucking weird
if you married someone and by your 15th anniversary uh people look at your
wedding photos going like
i didn't know you were married before no that's the same woman um anyway she
doesn't seem to think
it's a big deal about getting all of this and would and would make her feel
better about herself
so what's the issue uh should i let her do what she wants with her body and not
worry about it
or is this a real concern for me to get out now give me your thoughts and
hopefully we can hear from
the lovely nia as well thanks and go fuck yourself i would get out now just the
way this whole thing is
written i don't feel like you love this person i think uh yeah i don't think
you're 24 you're young
i mean you know what that should freak you out at 24 that someone wants to
change their fucking face
you're young get the fuck out just get out i would get out that's exactly what
i would do i would get
the fuck out and if you're gonna stay in i would tell her to go talk to
somebody
for at least a year a year in therapy to figure out why when she looks in the
mirror she sees whatever
she's seeing um but this her issues are not your responsibility
and your issues are not her responsibility when you guys get in relationships
your issues are what's going to come to the forefront and it's what you're
going to have
to deal with and that's where the love has to come in because if the love isn't
there
it's it's not going to make it and just the way you've written this fucking
thing i just feel like
it's not there i could be wrong if it is there um what i would suggest and you're
going to stay in
this i would suggest that this person finds out why it i'm guessing she's you're
around your age
right a year younger than you and 24 dating a girlfriend blah blah blah well
let's say she's
your age 24 i mean you shouldn't be getting plastic surgery at 24 you know what
are you doing you're
in you're in the prime of your life you should be this is the beginning part
where you learn
you're undoing all of your childhood and learning to accept yourself as an
adult
and see what your strengths are what your weaknesses are and have a sense of
humor about your weaknesses
you work on them and then you you go to your strengths and find somebody fun to
share your
life with that's what you should be doing i i really don't see um
it's really why you know i don't know the cultural effect of that kardashian
show
you know where you got like some of them are like models and they're already it's
like you're a
model you're making a living by being beautiful and you're already getting work
done before you're 25
it's just that's a hell of a fucking statement um that's crazy i don't know it's
fucking nuts anyway
that's just my opinion what the do i know all right major girlfriend red flags
draw okay this is what
i just read right
20 years is this just like all red flags oh another red flag here
major girlfriend red flags drama all right this is the red flag fucking podcast
the challenge for people throwing the challenge we're gonna call it from now on
i love i'm in the relationship with this guy this woman whatever
and i'm feeling like i gotta throw uh the challenge flag here all right all
right hey
hey billy bust inside
bust inside is that because i'm a dad twice is that what it is uh i have a
situation on my hands and
would like some advice from you so i am 20 years old and i've been with my girl
now girlfriend now for
about four months but we've known each other for about a year ever since
starting to date her i've
have dealt with non-stop drama and it's getting to the point i'm seriously
considering ending this
wait ever since i started dating i've dealt with non-stop drama yeah these are
easy get out of this
you're 20 years old run free young man and don't get into another relationship
immediately
sit down and process and be single single and figure out what the that was
and how and how you stepped on that landmine so you don't do it again anyway he
goes this all
started when about a month ago we started dating she told me she was going to
get flown out by this
dude to celebrate his birthday what is she a call girl i immediately told her
that's not happening
and freaked out she told me he's already booked the ticket for her and that he's
just a friend go
fuck yourself yeah go listen to biz marquee for this you don't need me and also
even if he wanted to
have sex he couldn't because of his religion which i immediately called on he's
a guy and has a dick
all right good man you're wise beyond your years good for you i told her if
anyone is flying her anywhere
it's me she then apologized and said i was right and it wouldn't happen again
bullshit she also has
basically only all guy friends dude get the out of this thing they're all super
shifty saying stuff like
when are we gonna date and i want to you i don't care that if you have a
boyfriend
yeah what are you doing buddy no you're 20 this happens i have talked to her
over and over about
this that i don't appreciate that the other guys talk to her like this and she
does nothing about it
but play it off like it's some sort of joke but nothing ever changes she never
cuts them off yeah
yeah dude um if she hasn't already all of those guys just get out now before
you leave with an std
uh the last straw came tonight when she told me that one of the guys said he's
going to fly her
show her up and fly here oh sorry show up and fuck her when she told me this i
completely lost my
shit yeah dude she's playing you and messes the guy only for him to say i'll
fly you and your girlfriend
out then we'll kick your ass and double team your girl then i'll kick your ass
and double team your
girlfriend i completely lost my cool with the guy guys and my girlfriend for
putting up with this
shit putting me in a situation where i have to deal with this yeah dude this
chick is just
fucking ridiculous there's tons of other red flags dude that's the biggest
the fact that she's doing this to you she's a garbage human being
she's i can't i won't even say garbage at this point she's just super young and
maybe
she needs some fucking therapy if she's in her 30s she's a garbage human being
anyway this come on ed
you need to go back to the house and get keys
all right hang on a second oh it's the lovely nia everybody hang on hang on
hang on
no i was gonna make you walk back i'm in the middle of answering one of the
easiest questions ever
this guy's in a relationship are you a jerk yes yes i am a jerk no this she's
this guy guy's in a
relationship with this chick and she has all these guys like texting her all
the time saying i want to
you i don't care if you have a boyfriend i'll fly you out and then she shows
them to him
oh yes oh bye did you hear that that's exactly what i said yeah can't do that
uh we're long
distance so maybe this is why some of oh we're long distance relationships so
maybe this is why some
of these problems occur i'm not sure i do love this girl and i just am starting
to think this isn't
worth the drama and hassle anymore would love some advice what you would do in
my shoes thanks and go
fuck yourself he's 20 years old dude this is the easiest ever kick it to the
curb what say you nia
yeah i think so is this one of these well this is why you need to move to my
city because if you don't
there's all these guys here like is that what this is about is some kind of
manipulation thing or is
this just to make you jealous is this to sort of keep you on your toes either
way it's a mess well
if you have to ask any of those questions it's time to leave definitely
definitely are you almost done
yes i am almost done you know i i got in some good ones on you last week yeah i
know you know people
tweet me and tell me that like you're talking about me like i can't believe
what bill said i can't
wait for nia's response and you know what that's not fair because i don't even
have a chance to defend
myself you just come on here you talk i'm a part of the podcast sometimes you
know what i mean
and you're not even going to give me the opportunity to like be a part of the
discussion you're just
going to talk about me maybe this is how i get you on the podcast now i talk
you could just ask me
well you got you're always busy with the kids i know if i talk you think you
think i don't know
these rats are gonna tech tweet you of course they are and here you are and
here you are on the podcast
you walked right into the trap