Name: Bill Burr _ I'm 37, I'm 23.... I Told Her I'm Younger! [Advice]
Uploaded: 2022-06-23T18:27:25.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ I'm 37, I'm 23.... I Told Her I'm Younger! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-23. Transcript available.

Real age. What's up, Bill? This is so-and-so in such-and-such city.
Me and my fiancé are getting married soon, and her fucking wookie of a mother
or the rest of her family still don't know how old I am.
Well, that's great, sir. That's a great way to start a relationship for the
rest of your life.
She is 23, and I'm 37. We've been making each other cum for three years now.
Any advice on how to break this info to these?
Yeah, I have some advice. Why don't you call off the marriage?
Why don't you do that?
All right?
Considering this is the woman that you love, and the way you describe your
relationship
is that they make each other cum for the last three years,
you're describing the mother of this woman you allegedly love as a wookie.
Yeah.
Considering she's probably going to age like her,
I guess she's eventually going to turn into a wookie, too.
I don't know, dude.
You don't sound like you're mature enough.
But you could also just be trying to make me laugh.
So I have no idea.
Wow.
It's a little late for this, sir.
You know, this is actually ruined because I went to a wedding.
This is why back here in Boston, I actually went to a wedding.
One of the great weddings I have.
Is there anything better than going to a wedding
where the two people look like they should be getting married?
You just see it.
You feel the spark between the two of them.
There's nothing better.
You combine that with great food and an open bar and a great live band.
I'll tell you, you got yourself a hell of an evening.
I went to an awesome wedding this weekend.
Me and the lovely Nia.
We had a great time.
And now I got to read this shit.
Any advice on how to break this info to these?
Yeah, I'd write a poem.
I'd figure out what rhymes with 37.
Maybe you could sing it to them.
I love your daughter.
When I'm with her, it's heaven.
Oh, by the way, I got great pubes because I'm 37.
Yeah.
Sorry about that, you fucking wookie.
How about that?
Why don't you do something like that?
I don't know how to do that, sir.
I've never been involved in a lie that deep.
That's some deep shit there, sir.
Listen, you're going to have to fucking tell them soon or the only way out of
this is there's going to be a couple of body bags.
All right?
What's wrong with you?
Why didn't you tell them out of the gate?
You know why?
Because you feel like a creep, don't you, sir?
You feel like a creep.
You know?
When you make references to Britney Spears and she doesn't even know who that
is.
That's actually me.
You know, the other night I used that reference because I needed a reference
for a floozy and I threw out Britney Spears and like this younger crowd just
sat there staring at me.
And I actually did the math in my head and I had to be like, wait a minute.
Britney Spears is now a 31, 32 year old divorced mother of two.
And I was just like, Jesus Christ, I'm fucking old.
Who is the floozy reference of the moment?
You know, you can't even say Lady Gaga at this point.
She's so fucking old now.
She had to get a hip replacement.
You know, like your grandmother.
Taylor Swift, right?
Maybe it's her.
Taylor Swift looks like one of those cats that just fucking creeps you out.
You know, that voodoo shit, like they sit on your chest and they suck the soul
out of you.
She is that like you could never snuggle with her and not feel that she was
slowly killing you.
You know, do you think she sleeps in a pod?
Doesn't she have like that?
That webbed toe look about her.
That's really mean, but I don't know.
I saw this thing on her 60 Minutes one time and the crowd was cheering and she
looked up in the upper deck and she just did the creepiest look to the upper
deck and just went, oh, my God.
Like, really, like, this totally phony, like, I can't believe you guys are
cheering at me like that.
I don't know.
Oh, Christ, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
Pastis Prime.