Name: Bill Bur _ Moving In With A Male Roommate! [Advice]
Uploaded: 2022-06-24T20:27:20.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Bur _ Moving In With A Male Roommate! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-24. Transcript available.

All right. Advice for a young lady. Hey, Billington. Very, very original ones
this week.
People coming up with different ways to butcher my name. I'm enjoying these. I
am in need of some
advice for a young lady. And I love that some women are actually piping in,
despite the fact
how much I talk about hockey on this podcast. What do you say? Women don't like
hockey? Yes.
This is what I'm saying. I'm an 18-year-old high school senior entering my
freshman year
of college. I got into my dream school with a scholarship. Do you know how bad
I wish that
I did that? I wish I studied in high school. Anyways, and I'm moving out of my
shithole
town and everything finally seems to be making up for all that I went through
in high school.
One of my really good friends is going to the same university as I am and we're
renting an
apartment together. However, my friend is an 18-year-old straight guy and I am
a straight
girl. Uh-oh. The gender thing could add a whole other level of difficulty on
top of adjusting
to living with a new person in a new city away from everything I grew up around.
We've been
friends practically since we were in diapers. We can talk, jam out to 70s rock
and watch the
chapelle show for hours and we've never had issues with weirdness before. But I
do understand
that college introduces a lot of firsts and I'm not going to lie, I'm a little
nervous that
a few too many, oh, having a few too many drinks during a welcome weekend could
lead to some
inappropriateness. Weirder things, weirder things have happened. Um, I don't
want to do anything
to jeopardize our nearly two decade long friendship. So this kind of sounds
like you're a little
attracted to this guy. If you're this worried that something's going to happen
or maybe you're
18, you're going from your parents' house to all of a sudden living with the
guy. Maybe that's what
it is. I'm going to guess that that's what it is. So anyway, so my question,
what tips do you have
to stop anyone from stepping over the line with the male slash female roommate?
Also in general,
what tips do you have for living with a roommate? Nia's opinion on this would
be epic. Thanks and
fuck you. Yeah, that was Nia's great. Fuck you last week. Um, you know what?
Maybe this Wednesday,
I will do another Nia log and I'll read this one. But right now I'll just give
you my own
ignorant, um, thought on it. Oh, wait, wait, by the way, there's, there's a PS
to this,
everybody. There's an epilogue just like the streets of San Francisco. PS,
might I add that
we've both been in various relationships while friends. He often asked me for
girl advice and
I asked him for guy advice. He currently has a girlfriend who I really like and
I'm friends
with, but they are breaking up in June when she leaves to study abroad. I am
currently single.
Oh yeah. You guys are going to bang within fucking eight minutes, within eight
minutes of your,
of your, your college career. Um, all right. So basically what you want to do,
you're not asking me, should you, or should you not move in with this guy? You're
going to move
in with this guy. So, um, what you're really saying is basically how do I not
fuck this guy?
Well, I can only do it from the male perspective, which is what I would do is
every morning before
I ever even walked out into the living room was I would rub one out to try to
get that fucking
you know, urge out of me. I think what you need to do is sit down and talk with
the guy
and just say, listen, we have a great friendship, but I don't want to ruin this.
I know we're moving in together and everything, but, um,
you know, obviously we're going to be in close quarters,
you know, sharing a bathroom and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know what you have to do? You have to lay down the law if that's what you
really want to do.
But if you actually like this guy,
like I think you might,
um, if you actually like him, like him and think you could actually, did I just
say that? If you like, like, I mean, like, like him, like him, like him. Do you
know what I mean? Do you? I mean, God, you guys, this could be the one.
Um, if you actually like this dude like that, then you should not move in with
him.
Um, you should be in a separate apartment and, uh, that way. If you start
dating him,
you don't immediately start by living with one another, you know, that's just
too far down the road.
So what I would do if I was you is I would sit down and talk to him.
Okay. If you don't like this guy like this and you really want to preserve your
friendship,
I would sit down and have a talk to him or talk with him and just say, listen,
we cannot get drunk and make out and, and fucking round. Second base slide into
third. We can't,
we can't do this shit. All right. Okay. I'm telling you that right now. It's
not happening or whatever you got to say.
Or if you actually really like this guy, um, you got to tell him that just say,
I think, ah, maybe I like you a little more than just friends.
I don't know. I don't know if this is just a little phase. I have no idea, but
if that's the case,
I don't want to move in with you. You know, does that make sense? You know what?
You're right.
There's going to be a neolog this week. Everybody fuck this. I'm too dumb to
answer this one.
This one involves, uh, feelings that I don't understand. All right. So
basically that's the podcast for this week.
Everybody, um, once again, I want to thank Emerson college for giving me, uh,
that award.
And I want to thank Stephen Wright for bringing me up and saying all those nice
things that he did.
And, uh, lastly,