Name: Bill Burr _ This Girl Is Killing Me! [Advice]
Uploaded: 2022-07-04T21:01:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ This Girl Is Killing Me! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ This Girl Is Killing Me! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-04. Transcript available.

all right this girl is killing me man all right dear billy big head
ah shit you guys are really accurate this week uh back nine big head i mean
what i'm
fucking on the ropes here somebody throwing the towel uh i am a sophomore in
high school
but i've been listening to your pause cat podcast for a year now i i need some
advice oh jesus
christ this is scary i hope you need some regular advice all right i need some
advice on how to
handle this girl um all right uh sophomore in high school and i need some
advice on how to handle this
girl i dated her for about nine months last year a lot of heartache this this
week and learned a lot
the problem is that this girl is really immature and i cannot have a
conversation with her without her
arguing sorry i picked this up without her arguing with me or something over
something not important
oh dude you're a son who gives a shit fucking move on to the next one
for example towards the end of my relationship with her she gave me the silent
treatment for
multiple days because i told her i didn't like australia she constantly
insulted me called me
dumb and told me i was a terrible brother are you dating your sister or she
just observed your family
what state did this come from and did crazy things like this throughout our
relationship she's one of
those girls who thinks that she she's always she oh that she always gets to be
right and i am not
and i am not about that life he says uh when she broke up with me it was this
whole scene
well dude this sounds like you dodged a bullet here
what dating is all about is meeting what you don't want and then you figure
that out and then you
finally meet the right person you totally yeah you're young as what's the
problem here i
got very close with her family and wow so you're a good guy and when we broke
up her seven-year-old
sister sobbed jesus christ her mom even went to the extent to call me on the
phone to tell me i was a
great boyfriend and wish me wish that me and her could possibly work things out
in the future her
family adores me to this day due to the fact that i really played up the whole
nice guy thing
oh what are you really an asshole this is where things get even worse she
constantly leads leads me
on and i fall for it yeah that's what being young is all about and at a town
fair we have we have
she hung out with me all weekend we were very flirty and she heavily led me on
but when i asked her out
she said she wasn't ready all right dude this once again if you listen to the
last one this is why
you do not stay in contact with ex-girlfriends
okay she just doesn't she doesn't want you to meet someone else until she's met
somebody
or i don't i don't what i don't know what the they think i just know
i just know you just you gotta you gotta you guess you gotta walk you gotta
walk all right
the same thing happened a few months later i have left her alone for the past
few months only talking
to her once every three weeks and every time she ends up being mad at me for
some dumb reason
an hour ago she was mad at me for not roasting her and called me pathetic
roasting her
i'm trying to figure out where the fuck you live you got a little fair a town
fair and then you guys
also have roasts i don't know what this is all right she apologized all the
time for her action
but continues to do the same thing should i not even talk to her or should i
forgive her because
she's just immature and can't handle her feelings any advice would be
appreciated especially you get the
uh the lovely nia to answer as well hope the family's doing great and go drink
a beer it's hilarious um
yeah i would just have a a conversation i would just say listen
uh i don't enjoy talking to you because you always get mad and you yell at me
we are broken up
and i don't think it's healthy for us to continue talking to one another
however when i see you i don't want it to be weird so
is there a way that you you in a nice way could just off and let me get on with
my life but if i see you
you know we could just walk by you know we could raise eyebrows you know and
acknowledge that we saw
each other maybe we could high five and not saying anything you know and then
if she flips out it gives
a it gives a i mean it just doesn't you know it doesn't sound like here's a
question for you since
you broke up has it ever ended well any interaction any interaction you've had
with her okay if the
answer is no then you got to stop interacting with her but it seems like it's
such a small town i'm
judging you because you went to a fair okay so my world you brought your prize
pig down there and i
i don't know what the happened after that all right um i would say yeah i would
just
you know there's i imagine plenty of other women you uh you know what's the
proper word at that age
chicks you can go to school with there's really no middle world right girls you're
not girl at that
point you're a teenager i don't i'm not i'm not going on wikipedia again i don't
know what the word is
okay there's plenty of other chicks you could be hanging out with all right
that's it and here's
the thing here's a tip for you when you hang out with them don't talk about
your old relationship
or about some other woman they don't they they love you they don't want to hear
it
just go have a beer with one of your buddies out in the woods however the you
do it just be like yeah
you know i i don't encourage underage drinking whatever the you guys do that's
when you vent
what you what you have to do is every time it starts to scab over she calls up
or you call her
and then you got an open wound again what you got to do is you got it you got
to heal like a x-man
and then the next time you see her and i guarantee if you don't give a she's
gonna be all
over you and want to hook up and this is what she have to do you gotta not do
it
and then watch how quickly that all that flirty turns into anger and then she's
gonna yell at you
and then just be keep you cool and be like this is why i don't hang out with
you
because you're crazy
something like that and i would also ask some more adults who actually actually
know the
people involved in this story including yourself okay all right good luck to
you