Name: Bill Burr _ People Who Don't Care Always Win!
Uploaded: 2022-07-19T14:14:57.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ People Who Don't Care Always Win!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-19. Transcript available.

I look at like mooses like that, right?
I hate you meeses to pieces.
I look at moose in that way, right?
I'm doing the Brian Regan bit here.
What if these goddamn things,
they should be out there in tandems,
like the buddy system in scuba diving,
and they should be hunting bear.
You know?
Why don't we make this our territory
instead of just walking around
like these antisocial...
Like, they don't really walk around together, do they?
I don't know.
I really have to be honest with you, man.
Like, I just feel like the whole way
this shit is set up,
you know?
The amount of murder that just goes on
every day from human beings
all the way down to insects.
Everything's out there just fucking...
This is a really wild fucking place to live.
Earth.
Hey, can I talk to anybody,
like, if you're in a bunker right now
and you're one of those doomsday people
or whatever,
you're waiting for the dollar to collapse
and you have your whole fucking thing set up
and everybody makes fun of it,
you know?
But who's kidding who, you know?
You're gonna last at least
an extra 48 hours than I am
depending on how many people
you're told about it.
Here's my question.
Do I have a question?
Did I completely forget?
I started looking at that fucking moth.
What if I open the door?
Will you just go out?
I don't feel like fucking killing you two.
I was talking about all the fucking murder
that goes on.
Yeah, I just don't think that the whole...
You know what?
That fucking bullshit tonight
just really just fucking threw me
all off my game.
I was gonna be in such a good mood.
I was in such a good mood.
I, you know,
I walk down the street every day.
I get to take a stroll
during the middle of the day.
How fucking lucky am I, right?
Not only do I get to do that,
there's a fucking horse on the way
and the thing's cool as shit
and I've been doing it
for like two, three days.
Now it's excited when it sees me.
It does a little fucking stomp
on the ground like,
oh shit,
Freckles is here.
Makes my day.
Kills me I can't feed it.
The sign says don't feed it.
So I'm like,
all right, you know.
Not gonna feed the fucking thing.
But anyway,
I don't know what else
to talk about.
I'm missing all the hockey playoffs.
I heard the Avalanche Edmonton series
is absolutely insane.
I cannot wait to see
the food.
Who saw the fucking Rangers?
I cannot fucking wait.
At some point,
I'm gonna tell that fucking story
what happened tonight
and it's just like,
oh my God.
The fucking kinds of people
I was around tonight,
I swear to fucking God, man.
Useless.
Useless.
Like disposable fucking people.
Just fucking useless.
And there's just something about them.
They win.
I don't fucking
get it.
This is a dangerous thing to say.
I probably,
I mean,
I just,
sometimes you feel,
you just see people,
it's like,
those people that are doing well
because they don't give a fuck.
I don't mean like
they're being themselves.
I mean,
they literally don't give a shit
about their fellow fucking men.
You know what I mean?
Which is,
you know,
there's no fucking guilt.
You just,
just keep plowing ahead
and you don't give a fuck
about the wreckage behind you.
All right.
And with that.