Name: Bill Burr _ Visiting Gas Monkey Story!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Visiting Gas Monkey Story!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-20. Transcript available.

and uh i come walking in the back and then there's like all these guys that i've
seen on the show
and um long story fucking short long story short i uh i got to you know i got
to see all these cars
some of the cars that they're working on upcoming episodes i'm not going to
ruin anything that's
coming up but they're working on some of the coolest cars that they've had
since the beginning
of the episode and um and then as i'm walking out in the parking lot and there's
casey's
uh that army green f100 that he has frankenstein or whatever they call it a lot
of you guys who
are fans of the show watch them you know redo that truck and um i guess since
they did it he put an
even faster engine in it long story short the guy over there jason who was
giving me the tour who was
really nice to me the whole weekend um he goes hey you want casey to give you a
ride in that truck
and i'm like man i don't want to bug the guy of course i do but i don't want to
bug the guy i don't
want to be some fucking jerk off i already met the guy he didn't know who the
fuck i was right
so it's not like i could be like hey i'll give you one of my fucking stupid
stand-up dvs if you get
i had nothing i was just another jackass walking in there so he was cool as
hell he goes yeah i'll
give you a ride so we start driving around the block in the truck he's talking
to me about the
truck and all that type of shit and we get on this straight away right thank
god they didn't film this
they wanted to film it but they didn't have any batteries in their camera they
want to stick one
on the uh the windshield dude it was the fastest fucking thing i've ever been
in
he just lets out the clutch and it just
we start flying down the street i can literally feel
the back end just ever so subtly going left to right because there's no weight
in the back
and i'm i felt like i was in a drag racer and i was trying so hard to not freak
out and not be a
pussy but i'm not gonna lie to you had to put my i put my foot up on the
fucking dashboard because
there was no seat belts and i'm feeling this thing skating in the back so we
just go down the street
my fucking face is contouring and then he slows down and i just go jesus
fucking christ
what are you trying to give me a heart attack and he just you know his deadpan
humor just sort of laughs
and he goes uh yeah that was second gear second gear we're going like 70 miles
an hour
down this little ass fucking road cars parked on both sides
um it took it literally took me about four hours to come down from probably the
three seconds that we
were driving that fast but uh i got to do that how cool is that how cool are
the people at gas monkey
that they actually uh took time out of their day to let me do that um huge fan
of the show
i went over to their bar they got their own restaurant over there it's like the
number two live place
to play music now in texas already or in dallas they just passed house of blues
they're fucking
crushing it over there so um i don't know if you get a chance i i man i asked
all kinds of geeky fan
questions to him trying to remember some that won't ruin any episodes they get
like 400 emails a day
because i asked him like how do you guys find how do you find all these fucking
cars
i know richard's always saying i'm gonna go on the interweb and blah blah blah
they get 400 emails a day
of people with these cars that they want to sell either they don't want to
handle them or the person
who owned them passed away and um man you should see i i gotta shut up because
i don't want to ruin
any of so thank you to richard rawlings for uh hooking me up over there casey
for giving me the ride
and uh jason um and his lovely wife linda giving me the tour and everything i
just had a great great
time and i can't wait for the next season so uh if you don't watch it fast and
loud on discovery look
that that was like a fucking 20 minute commercial for him um all right let's
let's move on to the uh
to the questions this week ever so slight where we 36 minutes in okay uh solar
panels last week i
talked about i was thinking about maybe getting solar panels off my house off
my house on my house
and uh i don't know if i want to go off the grid but whatever i sit here baking
in the sun in this
fucking house i might as well get something out of it right all right so here
we go hi bill first off
huge fan of your comedy podcast thank you i saw you perform uh brian reagan
well with brian reagan
cubs comedy well that was a that was a bucket list night for me to be able to
perform with that guy
show was absolutely hilarious well thank you and thank you from brian reagan
too um anyway regarding
your question about solar there is no solar power that is completely off the
grid you use all the energy
that you can provide through solar and the rest that can't be provided by the
sun like at night
or if it gets shady on your roof the utility provides this is called
interconnection uh you save a ton of
money and you use clean energy in the process i work for a solar company i
promise this isn't a
bullshit sales pitch and i manage the construction timeline so i've learned a
lot about this stuff
here's a link to my company i work for we install a lot in la and in boston as
well too i think we're
in like 12 different states anyways thanks you for the awesome podcast hey you
know something about
this solar shit this every person you talk to says something different i watch
people on youtube
make up a solar thing um what a solar thing put up their solar panels broke
down how they worked
and uh and how you could get off the grid but it was really really really
fucking involved
this guy's digging a goddamn trench i can't even remember what the fuck was
going on but i'm just
like all right i don't have room for a trench all right my little piece of
property here so i don't you
know i got room for a hole does that work i can't even remember what he was
doing they dug this trench
any stuff like a fucking tarp in there i don't even know what i can't even tell
you what was going on
but um i will definitely uh i'll definitely look into it um hopefully i'll have
more luck with you
guys than the fucking cunts who put the roof on this house fucking assholes i
told you what they did
right they put the roof on the house and then like the drain pipes because it's
an old house old
stupid design where the drain off was it goes down into a pipe that actually
goes into like a
i don't i have like a my attic is actually you ever see seeing john malkovich
or being
being john malkovich remember they had that floor we had to walk around bent
over like that's basically
how much space there is between um the ceiling on my top floor and then the
roof i don't even know
what the purpose of it is all it is is just it just traps air that gets heated
up and causes my house
to be hot but anyways that's what it is so the drain off of the water on the
roof goes into a pipe that
goes in into the fucking crawl space and then back out the front of the house
and down the side
so you take water from the roof you bring it into the house it's inside a pipe
but nevertheless you bring
it into the fucking house and god forbid that pipe bursts or you have some
fucking moron who
disconnects it when he's putting the new roof on and forgets to hook it back up
and then tries to blame it on yeah he blamed it on oh you know they're fucking
old and blah blah blah
and i'm just sitting there going all right this is at least a year in court you
know what
why don't you just get the fuck out of here i'll just put in a goddamn claim
that's what i did
because i didn't want to go to court so um anyways i'm hoping you're better
than those guys