Name: Bill Burr _ non-vaxers versus the vaxers hunger games!
Uploaded: 2022-07-24T15:41:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ non-vaxers versus the vaxers hunger games!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ non-vaxers versus the vaxers hunger games!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-24. Transcript available.

so how have you guys been doing man how how's your pandemic been you enjoyed
you've been staying
inside are you being safe i am so fed up i ain't being safe i don't believe in
it
it's all a bunch of lies we're just totally divided the people they're like you
gotta get
vaccinated you have to wrap yourself in a in an afghan and you gotta cover your
face and
hold your breath when you look at pictures of people and then you got the other
side i don't
give a shit i'm gonna have my balls out walking down the street because that's
what jesus said in
john 13. i read it in my bible study class i don't give a fuck and if i get it
i'm going to the hospital
and be like all right fix me you were right everybody all hypocritical all the
liberals you
gotta wear the mask get away the mess and half of them when they talk they're
pulling it down
they got that under their fucking nose then the other assholes they were all
patriotic for years
america love it or leave it fourth crew you know i could get the fuck out america
love it or leave it
all right take the vaccine well i don't trust the government
where the fuck did that come from i thought you were all about it i thought you
were waving the flag
and all of that listen here's the deal we're never gonna solve this until we
all
get on the same page which we know is never gonna happen it's never gonna
happen so we gotta set up some
hunger game to solve it and whoever wins wins it's the non-vaxxers versus the
vaxxers so there's a giant
field and all the people don't want to get the vaccine all the fatties and the
fucking lunatics right
you gotta run the length of the field and try to make it to the other side
while there's a helicopter flying over you and they're shooting the vaccine
down at you all right
now i know what you think well that ain't fair man i'm running in my shit kickers
you're up there
in a helicopter you got a gun well here's how we it's a liberal with a gun
right they're not good at
that oh my god is it alive is it gonna hit me i don't feel safe and by then you're
already halfway
there one of the scraps of your overalls is off if you make it to the other
side in the end
just like dodgeball we'll see we'll just score it who won
it's an idea i don't know i just i don't know what i don't know what else to do
i i've kind of
quit i i like i gotta be honest with you for the first like you know year of
this i was an american
you know and i was rooting for everybody and then i don't know they let us
outside for a couple of
weeks and then they sent us back in and i just i just didn't have it in me
anymore it's like i don't
care i just don't give a shit you know i hope a lot more people die i really do