Name: Bill Burr _ On Coco Chanel!
Uploaded: 2022-07-25T16:32:34.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ On Coco Chanel!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-25. Transcript available.

My thing is, okay, so if you're going to cancel all of these fucking dead guys,
and you're going to shit all over them after they're dead and they can't defend
themselves,
why are you only going after men?
You know, what about all the horrible women in history?
You can't just go after the men, that would be sexist.
And this is what they don't want.
You know?
I mean, what about Coco Chanel?
Great example.
Coco Chanel, widely considered a feminist icon.
She started her own purse factory, right?
The 19-teens or 20s, whatever the hell she did.
I can't imagine the sexism that she had to deal with, you know?
An amazing accomplishment, hats off to her, right?
However, she was also a Nazi sympathizer.
Yeah, that's like half her fucking Wikipedia page.
Just sitting there, waiting for someone to read it, right out in the open.
Nothing.
So evidently what happened was, in World War II, old Adolf came rolling into
town, okay?
With his tanks with the Porsche engines in them.
Took over the town in like fucking 90 minutes.
She freaked out.
She closes up her shop, right?
Figured out where all the head Nazis were staying.
What hotel?
She moved in there, and she started a relationship with one of the Nazis.
Yeah.
She started fucking a Nazi.
You ever see those Holocaust videos?
Huh?
With those piles of kid's shoes?
Yeah.
She was sucking the dick that did that.
Now, just to refresh my memory.
What did Sean Connery do again?
Oh, you know, every once in a while, you give him a little slap.
That's what he did.
She's sitting there like, hey, Adolf, what's going on?
She so sold out her own country, she had to flee it at the end of the war.
And I have no idea how many dicks she had to suck to get back in it.
But I'll tell you, despite all of that, I still don't judge her.
I know.
Because I've never been in that situation.
You know?
I've never been in a country where all of a sudden the most powerful army the
world has ever seen comes in
and takes it over in a couple hours.
She must have been terrified.
Right?
And she's a woman.
You know?
She's into fashion.
They show up with those Hugo Boss uniforms.
You know?
Her knees buckle a little bit.
Things start getting ugly.
People are getting shot in the street.
She's freaking out.
You know?
And she's a woman.
And women know push comes to shove when you get your back against the wall,
no matter how bad it gets,
they always have the option of fucking their way out of a situation.
They always got that card they can play.
Right?
All women know this.
Women...
All women know this.
Men don't realize this until they go to prison.
But women learn this early on.
She had the option and she took it.
I can't get mad at her for that.
You know?
So she's dead and gone.
I think she's up there in heaven.
I think she made it.
She's up there with Sean Connery.
Every once in a while they have a disagreement.
He gives a little slap.
You know?
She doesn't care.
Once you shit on a Nazi's chest,
I mean, a little backhand's not going to freak you out.
Jesus can't say anything.
He got a hooker.
Right?
Everybody's got a little something they did.
Well, there you go.
Still by your Coco Chanel.
She's still a hero.
She was a victim.
She was a victim of that time.
She was frightened.
She was scared.
She didn't know what to do.