Name: Bill Burr _ A Very Funny Birthday Cake Story!
Uploaded: 2022-07-26T23:59:48.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ A Very Funny Birthday Cake Story!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ A Very Funny Birthday Cake Story!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-26. Transcript available.

Thank you, Mark Jackson. Woo! I am for real.
Oh, it wouldn't be L.A. if there wasn't a helicopter flying over.
Um, anyway, sorry, let me get back to here.
It was my son's second birthday this past week.
And, um, I made him a birthday cake.
And I made, like, a smaller cake.
It was such a crazy week.
You know, just the stress of editing the movie.
We had our first screening of it with friends and families.
Thank God it went well and people liked the movie.
I got some great feedback, stuff we're going to go in and fix.
Going to address over the next few days, we're going to address the notes.
That's where I am in my life right now.
I get notes and then I address them.
Yeah, I would love to hang out with you,
but I have notes that I need to address.
Um, I'm still having fun, though.
Um, anyway.
Uh, my thing is, I make a birthday cake from scratch for my kids.
Every birthday, every year.
Both of them.
It's what I do.
And every year, for some reason, like, you know, I don't know.
My wife always, like, I don't know.
She always thinks I'm going to flip out when I'm making the cake.
Because I used to flip out.
Way back in the day, when I first started making the pie crust, when I wanted
to f***ing stick my head through a window.
Um, but I haven't, like, flipped out in years.
But, like, she anticipates it.
She warns other people that it's going to happen.
And actually, what was funny is I came home, and my brain was so f***ing tired,
I f***ed up the recipe twice.
And then I was just like, all right.
I started to flip out, and then I was just like, all right, just, just make it
in the morning.
That's what I did.
I just f***ing, I didn't even clean up.
I just left the disaster by its, you know, whatever, by itself.
And then I just made it the next day, and it ended up coming out great.
And, uh, so my wife was right.
She's white.
She, like, is right to f***ing warn people.
It's like Bill is baking.
You know, he's, uh, you know, he's an emotional guy.
But, you know, it's like if I was, almost like I was a coach.
He's an emotional guy.
You know, he cares.
He cares.
He really loves his players.
That's like me.
He cares.
He really loves his kids.
And, uh, he gets upset because he just, he wants things to be done a certain
way.
Is there anything f***ing funnier or sadder than listening to somebody explain
away abusive behavior
because the person they're talking about is either, you know, they're married
to him, related
to him, or that person signs their checks.
And, like, your job is to go out and explain some s*** that you don't even
believe in it.
You're just sitting there going, like, all right.
All right.
Well, I got to f***ing somehow get him out of this mess and just, you know, um,
the incident
that happened the other day was, uh, not something that so-and-so is proud of
or anybody is.
And, um, I know it upset a lot of people, including you in the media, but I can
guarantee you that
nobody is more upset than the guy that actually did the stuff that upset
everybody.
And, uh, he's vowed to learn from his mistakes.
And, um, you know, we had a nice talk about it.
And, um, that's going to be it.
We're moving forward.
Um, we're not anticipating another incident like this.
And, and, and I'm not taking any questions at this time.
That s***, you know, it's explaining things.
Let me explain this away.
Um, I'm actually really proud of myself that I actually got up and walked away
from that game.
You know, I really am.
You know, it wasn't going to change.
I knew the Warriors were going to win tonight.
I'm like, they're too good a f***ing team.
They're not going to go down 0-2.
This just isn't going to happen.
So just f***ing just walk away from it
before you get your conspiracy theory going
and, and, and, and all of this s***.
And I, I kind of did.
And, uh, I think I need to do that more.
Because as everyone in my life has told me,
I don't possess the emotional maturity.
And I don't.
It's f***ing true.
Uh, I've been playing a lot of drums lately.
Which has been fun.
Um, I had a little bit of time off on Friday
because, uh, we were doing the screening
and they had to get everything all,
we had to send them a copy
and get it all f***ing set up and all of that s***.
And, uh, you know,
I was nervous about what people were going to think about,
you know, the, the rough screening.
Dude, it's f***ing brutal.
Because you don't have,
if the movie isn't scored,
so you're just grabbing free tracks from the internet, right?
And as much as they help,
they also, they just,
it's just not the right s*** yet.
So, and then, I don't know.
So, people are watching it with the wrong music
and then you're getting feedback from that.
So, I'm really confused as far as like,
so what do I do with that?
If the right music was there,
would they still think that?
They're in the business
so they understand that the right music isn't there
so they're able to push through that
so I should take the note.
I got a lot of questions.