Name: Bill Burr On Plastics!
Uploaded: 2022-07-27T15:18:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Plastics!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Plastics!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-27. Transcript available.

All right. Plastic. Hey, Bill, you were talking about plastic waste last week.
Yes, I know. I was in way over my head. Did you know? No, I didn't. I don't
know anything about it. That's another thing that I wanted to read up on. I
wanted to read up on plastic. I wanted to read up on, yeah, when the Republican
and Democratic Party switched.
Like their ideologies from conservative to liberal and vice versa. Like how the
fuck that happened? I was hanging out with a friend of mine. He was like really
into Teddy Roosevelt. And I knew one story about him that he got shot in the
fucking chest while giving a speech. And the guy finished the fucking speech. I'm
like, you know, that's quite a character to read up on. All right. Plastic. All
right. You were talking about plastic waste last week.
Did you know 90% of all plastic can't be recycled? No. Why is that? But 100% of
the collected recycled plastic is profitable. It's an $80 billion a year
industry. And they have a worse batting average than the Sox did against the Jays
last week. Wow. Man, there's just so many things that we, there's just so many
things on the list. Like, yeah, we got to do something about that.
We got to do something about that. We got to do something about that. And we
got to do something about that.
We got to do something about that. We got to do something about that. We got to
do something about that.
To reiterate last week's listener, they will never talk about this because it's
too much money. Yeah. And they just pay off the politicians. Fuck. In
politicians, they don't make any money.
Like influencers on Instagram make more money a year than the president of the
United States. They're just, they're set up to be bribed.
Regardless of what color tie they have on.
To reiterate last week's listener, they will never talk about this because it's
too much money.
And most of the renewable energy technology have a lifespan of less than five
years, i.e. solar,
and require more oil to produce than they would have burned.
Red Rocks was awesome. Love to you and the family.
Baguished.
All right. So then the solution is we need to have a lot less people quickly.
Jesus Christ, where's Joseph Stalin when you need him?
Man, I got to tell you, you know, that's going to be a reality at some point.
At some point.
They're going to have to just do that.
You know, people, these problems are way bigger than me and way bigger than my
podcast.
All right. I'm just going to fucking, uh, I'm just going to, I'm going to get,
I'm going to just,
I don't know what tap out of this.
So you're actually telling me some 90% of the shit isn't recyclable.
So what I'm actually doing is contributing to the pollution that's going to
last for anywhere from 800 to a thousand years
is how long it takes for plastic to break down.
I'm going to make the world a worse place while simultaneously helping to
finance some fucking eyes wide shut party for some fuckhead that owns that
company.
Who's going to give himself, uh, a, uh, you know, a $500 million bonus one day.
Yeah.
You know what?
This is why, you know, I kind of just tapped out all that federal reserve shit
because it's just so overwhelming, so depressing.
And then when you try to talk to regular people about it, they always turn it
into a political or a religious issue.
And they just start screaming and yelling about the standing president or the
last president.
You know, if you're a liberal right now, you're still blaming Trump.
If you're fucking, uh, uh, uh, fucking red tie person, you think everything's
Biden's fault.
And it's just, it's just, yeah, that's why once again, I'm in a house in the
middle of nowhere, sitting on a porch by myself, staring into the woods, doing
my part for the earth, killing myself.