Name: Bill Burr "I Was Grossed Out By people At The Gym!"
Uploaded: 2022-07-29T06:13:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr "I Was Grossed Out By people At The Gym!"' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr "I Was Grossed Out By people At The Gym!"' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-29. Transcript available.

read a newspaper does that even fucking exist anymore i actually saw a guy
yesterday at the gym riding an exercise bicycle
while reading the sports page like a newspaper i was like wow that guy is
fucking
he's going old school i will tell you it does bother me when i see people like
uh
you know when they're on like a fucking elliptical and they're going like
really
slow or they're walking slow or they're riding the exercise bike slow and they're
just staring at
their phone it just drives me up the fucking wall because i know they're just
like you know i can't
lose i just can't lose i go to the gym i do cardio every day now you don't you
don't i mean you're
doing more than just sitting there i will give you that oh my god can we get
into pet peeves at the
gym how about the asshole that does cardio first gets fucking dripping wet
sweaty then goes over to
the stretching area lays down on the fucking floor stretches out doesn't even
wipe it up
fucking unreal you know i remember years ago i stopped going to the gym
and uh where i lived in my last house i put like a little mini gym in there and
of course the first
day is when i fucked up my my rotator cuff i'd already fucked it up and didn't
realize
and i put like uh the 45 145 on each side 135 pounds still a little warm-up set
knock out 10
see if i can still put up a buck 80 for four right brought it down one time
fuck my whole shoulder
up but the reason why i made um the reason i made that little uh the gym there
was because i i got
grossed out going to the gym just thinking like this is just uh it's just a
bunch of sweaty people
sweating all over a bunch of shit you know and i know you got the little
bottles here you spray it
do whatever makes you feel better i don't know i just got all fucking grossed
out
here's another one i saw a guy benching at the squat rack fucking annoying what
about the woman that
does the bent over rows on like the uh the bench at the bench station it's like
no no no
you can't fucking do that everybody wants that thing and at the very least if
you're going to go over
there you could be doing the bench press instead of another exercise that's
taking up the bench press
station um another one you're doing lat pulldowns at one of those lat fucking
row station giant things
and then there's a pull-up bar and some dad bod guy comes over there and he
starts doing fucking
pull-ups and he's so fucking fat like the entire fucking thing is rocking back
and forth like you're on
an old swing set and you're in the middle of your set trying to get your reps
in
down one two you know up one two down one two three four down one two explode
down
and don't forget the negative right four three two one one two four three two
one
um that's just some little things
just some little things what about when the fucking guy uh some guy's doing
like pyramids and he needs
like dumbbells and he grabs one of like 19 different weights and you go over
there and there's like
nothing
fucking standing there looking around for rick allen did rick allen just joined
the gym i thought def leppard was on tour
where the fucking can i have one pair of fucking dumbbells here
and it's always the ones that everybody uses right
20 25s and 30s like you know those are probably the most popular maybe 15s to
25s you get up to like 30
pounds doing curls when you're my age it's just like what am i trying to prove
here
that i'm still dumb enough to hurt myself and try to live too much weight 30
pounds it's just
you know this is i mean i'm all natural people you get to be 54 years old 30
pounds it's just like jesus
you know what am i carrying a fat person across the threshold over here
um
remember that was like a thing you had to fucking do did you ever even have to
do it or did you just
somebody do it in the movies in hollywood and everybody felt like they had to
do it
you got to carry your wife across the fucking because she's finally gonna bang
you
so you got to pick her fat ass up right you got to walk her across the
threshold it's just like what
what are we
just the whole beginning of that all right get used to it buddy
this is the amount of work you're gonna have to get in you're gonna have to put
in
So both of you can experience pleasure.