Name: Bill Burr _ Boyfriend Interrupts Intimate Time To Close Curtains! [Advice]
Uploaded: 2022-08-01T20:20:07.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Boyfriend Interrupts Intimate Time To Close Curtains! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-01. Transcript available.

um boyfriend interrupts sex time to close curtains hey billy blue balls hey
billy blue balls um
what do we got here long time lady listener here i've been with my lovely
boyfriend for two years
and despite being very much in love i'm starting to get irritated by our sex
lives every time he
initiates and i put that in quotes because how he initiates is sending me a
message while he's in
the other room while jerking off oh brother expecting me to go to him and skip
over all the
foreplay oh yeah he's trying to postmate pussy
this guy is trying to skip all the coming attractions get right to the car
chase
uh and since i'm kind of easy and i like to have a good time i think i trained
him not to try
all right well look at you taking a responsibility for a little bit of it that's
great
shows that you're a fully formed adult on some level so what i would do is i
yeah i think you
need to sit down and have a talk with them that's what i'm another thing he
does is if we do start
off and get in the mood is get up in the middle of undressing close all the
windows and curtains
not an inch of exposure is tolerated and returned like you would after pausing
a game the problem is
he forgets it's an online game and by the time he's done closing all the
windows and curtains i'm no
longer in the mood well how many fucking windows do you have also with all
these fucking perverts and
cameras they got drones he's probably doing you a favor i've addressed this
before but to no available
he's paranoid someone is watching slash recording us while we're fucking that's
a good thing to do though
be a little paranoid i'm sure there are creeps out there but i feel he's
blowing it out of proportion
no pun intended it's becoming a boring routine where i'm sitting there half
naked watching him slowly
close the curtains all over the place that's like when you go to a diner and
they bring you your
eggs and they like the toast is coming it's like eggs over easy i need toast
with this for the yolk
and you're just sitting there while the eggs are getting cold her eggs are
getting cold buddy
um anyway how do i convince him that nobody gives a about our sex lives uh i
used to walk around
naked in my apartment not giving a but he's very wary of even a few seconds of
exposure exposure thanks
and fuck you ps are you doing a europe tour anytime soon all right um okay so
you're more of an exhibitionist
you walk around naked in your apartment without the fucking uh you know
curtains closed i guarantee you
some guy figured out a way to look at you and jerk off because that's how guys
are it just is it is what
it is okay it's like snow in the winter if you're a woman and you're walking
around in your apartment
naked eventually one day you're gonna look and there's gonna be a guy's head
looking in the window
it's just it's gonna happen all right we do not live in a perfect world act
accordingly um so
i don't know what i i would yeah you just this is easy you just need to talk to
him
just say listen how about you go downtown a little bit instead of fucking you
know
going right to uh cruising altitude
this guy goes right to the end of the fireworks 1812 overture um that's an easy
conversation the um the blinds
i don't know well let me ask you this are you are you someone that gets off on
the fact that maybe
somebody is kind of watching you know you're walking around naked and you know
back in my day old single bill i met a number of women they they they liked
being a little bit of a
exhibitionist i have no idea if he's going the other way
you know maybe that's turning you off beyond it getting you out of the mood is
it also turning you
off a little bit you know this is what he should if that's what i would do if i
if i was paranoid
like him and you liked walking around naked in the apartment what i would do is
i'd bang you at night
okay i'd stick your head out the window and i'd pull the curtain down right to
right above you know
where the tramp stamp is and i'd be banging you from behind you could have your
head out the window
and we're both happy see a relationship is all about compromise everybody um
that's it get a little
fresh air you feel like you went for a walk