Name: Bill Burr Talks About His Upcoming Projects! 28-july-2022
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Talks About His Upcoming Projects! 28-july-2022' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-02. Transcript available.

Hey, Bill, when's your next special?
Going to be available on Netflix.
We are shooting for December 5th.
December 5th is going to be the release date, and I'm editing it right now.
And I could not be happier with the way that this thing looks.
I can't wait for you guys to see it.
And I'm in the process of writing my new hour.
And I'm coming right out of the gate with a rough one, you know.
It's really just coming off as sexist.
And I have to be honest because I can't stand outside of myself.
I can't have like a – Jesus Christ, what are they ripping up downstairs now?
You know what I think they're doing?
I think they're getting rid of – this is actually exciting.
I have all this galvanized pipe in my house.
And they're fucking yanked because, like I said, it's been filleted downstairs,
and you can see all of it.
And they're like, well, we might as well change it now before it bursts.
They always put that fear in your head.
Hey, we're building this beautiful bathroom.
But sure it would be a shame if this shit behind the wall bursts.
I mean, we can risk it.
And you're like, all right, just fucking do it.
I'm not going to make any money off this house.
I'm going to have to fucking live to be 150.
Oh, Christ.
This is –
The only good thing about buying a fucking house is that if you want to change
something, you can.
You don't have to clear it with your landlord.
But as far as making any money off your house, it's a fucking pipe dream unless
you fucking start fucking over other people.
And when the market's hot, you go in and you buy houses and you do a half-ass
fucking job.
You half-ass the whole fucking thing.
You don't even know what the fuck you're doing.
That's why I hate that show where they flip this house.
I can't stand watching those people who aren't –
Like, they sit there and they'll show the guy who bought the house.
He's trying to figure out how to use the sander or whatever to redo hardwood
floors.
He doesn't even know what he's doing.
They're playing this silly music.
And he does a fucking half-ass job.
And then you watch these suckers come in because what he did is all brand new
so it's still holding together and it hasn't fallen apart yet.
And he's just watching these people getting let off to fucking financial
slaughter.
Sorry.
Anyways, so this opening bit that I'm doing, I can't tell if it's coming off
sexist or I just am sexist.
The point of it is not to – isn't sexism, but it's really coming off like
that.
It's really been a – especially up there in Montreal.
Oh, Jesus.
I opened with that at the gala.
I'm sure we'll edit that one out.
So anyways, yeah, the next one, it's going to be December 5th.
And also, my comedy album is finally done.
I finally went through all the red tape with Carnegie Hall.
Finally got them pressed, all the records pressed.
I'm going to find out today.
I actually have them in my house.
I have to find out when I can sell these things to you because they're also
going to be available in stores.
But the fucker is done.
And I think I'm going to be doing a co-release with Aziz Ansari on Third Man
Records, which is Jack White's label out of Nashville, Tennessee.
So that's a little teaser.
That should be coming up in the next – I don't know when.
In the next month or so, I hope.
I'm really hoping.
I think they're finishing up Aziz's album.
So it's going to be pretty cool.
And once again, I really want to make this stress this, okay?
The material that's on my Carnegie album is – that was November of 2011.
And when I taped You People Are All the Same, that was March of 2012.
So that's December, January, February, March, four months later.
So this was where my act was at four months earlier.
So there's a ton of overlap, which is why I wanted to put it out on vinyl only
because I wanted to document that I actually got to perform at Carnegie Hall.
But I don't want to fuck any of you guys over where you're thinking this is
going to be – oh, my God, this is going to be an hour of completely different
shit that I never heard of.
That's not what it is.
What you're going to hear is where my act was four months before I recorded it.
So there is some different shit, but I'd have to say at least 80% of it is the
same jokes, ideas, or whatever.
And granted, I tell them differently.
I'm sure someone will listen to them and be like, I actually like the way you
did the fucking jerk-off joke at Carnegie better than you did it in D.C.
So there will be that.
But I'm letting you guys know that shit.
So I don't want to hear any fucking crap from any of you like I screwed you
over.
I'm going out of my way to let you know that this is what it is.
But it's really – you know, to have a comedy album, you know, is pretty
fucking awesome.
And it's something that I don't think this will be the last time I do this.
I would like to try and – you know, I have a couple of ideas where I could
put out just an hour of original shit, maybe just on vinyl.
That could be a cool thing.
We'll see.
We shall see.
So I'm just letting you know that that is – I actually have them.
I just have to wait to figure out when I'm going to sell them.
But every day that I don't is closer to the holidays, and it will make a
wonderful gift.
There you go.
Oh, Jesus.
What is that guy drilling down there?
Yeah.