Name: Bill Burr On Elon Musk's Affair!
Uploaded: 2022-08-03T00:24:49.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Elon Musk's Affair!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

Anyway, whacked out news.
Hey, Billy Buffoon, did you hear about this Elon Musk shit this week?
Wall Street Journal reports he had an affair with the wife of the head of
Google.
Turns out they can both prove they've never been alone in the same place.
The article also said he's not friends with the guy from Google anymore.
Turns out they are.
The Wall Street Journal even admitted that they didn't reach out to any of the
parties involved.
Shouldn't he sue the ink off these cunts?
Yeah, back in the day, you would get the shit suit out of you because
newspapers are still held for libel and slander and that type of shit.
But I just think because of the Internet that you can just say anything that
you want about anybody and nobody's liable for anything.
That I don't even think it even matters what anybody says about you anymore.
Anyways, he says, it doesn't affect me in my simple life, but collectively it's
fucking up the world.
Everyone starts talking about this stuff while, as you would say, they're
poisoning the food supply.
Oh yeah, yeah, they turned our food supply into poison when, um, check out that
New Havens Farms.
I think that's what it's called on, um, Instagram.
I follow that account.
It's really inspiring me to get something going, some sort of garden or
something in what little yard that I have.
Uh, if someone printed a story like that about you, would you take legal action?
I'm not talking an entertainment rag.
I'm talking a legit news source.
No, because it's out there.
People are already going to believe what they're going to believe.
And then it's like, if you sue them, then you're just like prolonging the story.
And then it just stays out there longer and longer.
And then you actually become part of the reason why the whole thing's going
down the toilet.
Because rather than talking about something important, like the level that
people were watching.
I mean, I'm happy Johnny Depp won and everything.
But the level that everybody was watching that fucking trial and talking about
it while all this other shit is going on.
Um, and nobody paying attention, like, you know, trying to figure out why it's
like $7 a gallon and you're still blaming colors of ties rather than the fact
that they fucking just counterfeited $20 trillion and threw it into the country,
uh, into the economy.
And like how we're fighting a never ending fucking war that bankrupted this
country.
I don't know how many times in every August we just print more fucking money,
you know, with nothing behind it.
It just causes inflation and no one wants to look at that.
No one wants to look at the people who fucking did it.
People want to defend the people that did it because they wear the color tie
that they like.
It's the whole fucking thing is stupid and they all get away with it.
So I'm hoping against hope that eventually people will rise above all of that
dumb shit and, uh, not take the system down because it's too big to do that.
I would just, just as individuals, just try to ignore it and focus on yourself,
grow your own food.
Uh, I don't know what to do about the money supply, but we all, we all just
somehow just looked out for each other.
So then no matter what gloom and doom thing that they did, you'd be like, yeah,
you know, it's not going to happen.
It'll be fine.
I don't think there's going to be a giant race war because I've read enough
books and I have a nice wide variety of friends that I know that what you're
saying is bullshit, you know, or you can choose to have your head in the
fucking sand and watch CNN and Fox and have them scare the fucking shit out of
you every goddamn day.
Um, while never giving you a, uh, you know, never giving you any solutions.