Name: Bill Burr On Tits And Asses & Celebrities At Bill's Shows!
Uploaded: 2022-08-03T16:59:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Tits And Asses & Celebrities At Bill's Shows!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Tits And Asses & Celebrities At Bill's Shows!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

uh re cakes oh my idea for cakes you know because they have hooters
you make you make a restaurant called cakes they serve the same shitty chicken
wings
except the girls have uh nice asses as opposed to uh big titties you know it's
filling a void
and then when that works you make uh feedies um dear billy brainstorm i think
cakes is a good
idea for a counterplay to hooters i just like to add that size of either tits
or ass is overrated
it's all about shape i've heard an evolutionary biologist speak on this as well
when asked about
the attraction to large tits or ass what where the fuck were you that you were
watching an
evolutionary biologist speak and somebody was just like that's very interesting
how we we went from
being apes to now driving teslas that are going to drive it for us um as
fascinating as the evolution
of man is can we talk tits and ass please and the person was just well
absolutely anyway he didn't
use the terms tits and ass right he was much more eloquent and respectful i
dated two girls with
large tits one was a long time ago when she laid down they almost disappeared
one of them is my current
wife and she's 39 and they're still perky and whatnot she works out and has a
great ass a great
ass too i dated a girl who bragged about her ass but it was just big and it was
nothing special about
it the size wars are a young man's dead end game shape is what matters i don't
need a giant ass if it
looks like a bag of old yogurt hey man i was just trying to fucking open a
restaurant and you're sitting
like like the chicks i'm gonna have working they won't have like i don't know
what a fucking nice
ass looks like i need to talk to an evolutionary biologist what the fuck is in
the water this week
you guys are all coming at me anyways this guy's going on and on about himself
and i don't need
giant tits if they're just fat because the girl is fat p.s if you open cakes
you better make routine
visits to locations wearing a robe and smoking a cigar while brazenly pinching
employees asses
uh no if i'm in the restaurant community as a ginger one of us already fucked
up that world so i can't
they had me i'd have to do a fucking 23 and me to prove that i wasn't mario batali
you know i still
have his cookware and i still stand by molto mario it's a fucking great cooking
show uh celebrities at
your shows hey brilli billy espresso bean burr uh my wife and i went to one of
your your spots last
wednesday when you fucking murdered kid we noticed gene simmons was in the
audience two-part question
did they tell you he's there before you went up and does it affect you in any
way knowing that a
celebrity is in the audience before you perform uh no they didn't and no it
doesn't it used to
when i was younger because then you want to see if you're making them laugh
because you feel like
they're famous they must know something and if i make them laugh then i must
know what they know
um did that just shut off my fucking okay i don't know if you got that there's
some
phone just rang uh yeah i used to folk i remember seeing william shatner came
to the comedy cellar
and i was all like looking at him to see if i made him laugh
and i and i can't even remember if i did or not but like uh no they didn't tell
me that he was there
actually i i i didn't know that he was there um thank you very much for the
last my wife has
officially called you her spirit animal and we can't wait for your movie to
come out oh thank you
um i think uh if it was um i don't know i think then it was it was comedians
comedians that i i
wanted to have a good set in front of i remember a long time ago uh when i was
doing the rich bitch
tour with donnell ashley larry rawlings and uh uh the late great charlie murphy
i remember we went down
and we did uh the comedy union and uh eddie murphy came out to see us and i was
definitely aware that
he was there and of course i did not have a good set uh that was way back in
2004 and i was
fucking i was not happy with myself i didn't even go up and say hello to him
because i was like i'm not
saying hello after that fucking set um and looking back it probably wasn't as
bad as i thought it was
and i ended up meeting him one time at this netflix thing and he was like the
fucking nicest guy ever
um really cool guy so i should have said hello so i don't know