Name: Bill Burr & Conan O'Brien On Bill & Melinda Gates' Divorce!
Uploaded: 2022-08-03T23:19:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Conan O'Brien On Bill & Melinda Gates' Divorce!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Conan O'Brien On Bill & Melinda Gates' Divorce!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

What do you make of this Bill and Melinda Gates divorce?
Are you following that?
That's a crazy story.
No, I haven't, but I know if I say
that she's gonna get a ridiculous amount of money
that she didn't earn, I'm gonna be labeled a misogynist.
Of course she's gonna get a ridiculous amount of money.
Yeah, why, yeah.
What do you mean?
Why?
She's been a partner of his.
Stop it.
What?
Stop it.
Stop what?
Just stop with this bullshit that like,
Dr. Dre's wife hanging out with them
and that's why he came up with the headphones.
Wait a minute, what?
He, like, I don't understand.
Like, what do you talk to your wife about?
Are you sitting there going over plans and blueprints?
You're not, it's all like, you know,
you've been working a lot lately.
Yeah.
Which isn't even supportive.
Now, wait a minute.
Hey, I am, I am liberal when it comes to this shit.
'Cause when Britney Spears got divorced
from that backup dancer, I,
he should've got a tracksuit and a laptop.
Okay, those were all her songs.
And I'm gonna see, no, but he supported her.
But this has nothing to do then.
What you're saying is this has nothing to do
with someone's gender.
You know what I love about Bill Gates?
Oh yeah, go ahead.
You know what I love about Bill Gates?
Probably money.
I love that he has so much money
that even if she cuts him in half,
he's still got 15 million, 15 billion.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so he's still there.
Yeah.
He should, that second part of his life, you know,
maybe wear an open shirt, get the convertible,
attract something like, you know, a third of his age.
Get like an 88 Chrysler LeBaron, drive around.
No, no, get the Ferrari California, you know, the GT, right?
You get the GT with the top down, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And go attract some gold digger that's gonna like,
you know, build up your ego.
Do that for a while.
Do you think that's what he's gonna do?
Do you think he's gonna start-
I think if you buy that car, that's what it comes to you.
Like there's a danger to buying that car.
That big yellow, they see that big yellow prancing pony
and they just come out,
they come up out of the manhole covers,
all these gold diggers, like a zombie movie.
You make a lot of money.
You gotta be, you can't buy a car like that.
That is a gold digger magnet.
And they're so good at it,
they can look and tell if it's rented or not.
They know where to look for the sticker.
I don't know how to do that.
I'm just saying, predator behavior goes both ways.
But this sort of predator behavior does not fit the narrative.
I see, I see.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Of all those white people branding themselves as good people
rather than just trying to make money
off the suffering of others.
Who?
Just all of these people were sitting there acting
like they're not like up.
Everybody is up in the head.
You are.
If you really listen to your inner monologue.
I thought that.
Stuck in traffic.
I actually had the thought.
Uncontrolled, selfish moment.
I wish COVID killed more people.
So I could get to the comedy store quicker.
Jesus.
I thought, I'm not, I know it's a wrong thought.
Right.
I was admitting that you had that.
It happened.
I've wanted to kill and kill again, but I don't do it.
I don't do it either.
And that's the difference between being on the outside.
You know, a buddy of mine told me he watched this documentary on the son of Sam.
And he was saying like, dude, you got to see it.
He didn't kill all those people.
He had help.
And I was like, dude, I'm not watching this documentary.
He goes, no, they proved it.
I go, they did.
He goes, yeah.
Yeah.
They proved it.
I go, how did they prove it?
He go, well, they went in, they asked David Berkowitz.
They asked him.
They go, did you kill this guy?
He's like, yes.
Did you kill this guy?
He's like, yes.
Did you kill this guy?
He goes, no.
He said, no.
I go, oh, you mean the guy who was talking to a dog?
That guy, that guy said, that's your proof?
I don't know.