Name: Bill Burr & Paul Virzi _ Driving Is Insane In LA!
Uploaded: 2022-08-05T19:56:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Paul Virzi _ Driving Is Insane In LA!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Paul Virzi _ Driving Is Insane In LA!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-05. Transcript available.

was I got to tell you something for the first time ever I knew what you were
saying because you know
me Bill I'm not one of these east coast guys at trash LA a lot of guys fuck it
out there but I
actually enjoy my California time you came around to it let's not be crazy but
I never hated it
don't start off with a lie I never hate it don't start off with a fucking lie
you went in on this
town like all you guys do no I didn't all you guys do I said I loved it it's a
little run down
looking it's a bunch of hipsters yeah yeah a bunch of this yeah burritos I know
I know the fucking
pizza steaks I didn't see an albatross oh I haven't had pigeons there's no
pigeons I haven't had a
great slice out here yet I haven't had a great slice of pizza yet but I've had
great meals I haven't
had good Mexican in New York you're in a different place Paul you might go 3,000
miles away the reason
you do it right is to experience something different right not to get boar's
head sandwiches or whatever
the fuck you were talking about oh uh boar's head meat yeah boar's head meat
this guy this east coast
guy was excited yeah boar's head right there you're like Bill I could get boar's
head right around the
street yeah but I'm trying to give your town a compliment I will say I like it
out here
Great Wall of China bad slice of pizza did not have a good slice of pizza
ruined my whole trip
that's how new yorkers travel we went to the louvre I swear to god it was worst
Italian I ever had
in Paris fucking horrible
to try beef bourguignon what's that it's what they do dude I went to the eiffel
tower the gyros
downstairs fuck horrific so uh so um but I actually you know I enjoy my my time
here and for the first
time ever I saw what you were talking about with the driving because this is
this is oh yeah I got
to do a bit on this because I've never called any talk to anybody on the phone
when they're in LA and
this is what you hear yeah dude so my daughter's birthday party would you
fucking go yeah yeah we
were at the christening the priest was crying I'll fucking kill you it's it's
and you go the driver's
here I saw a guy in the Tesla get over that's another one yeah yeah dude how's
the special doing this
fucking asshole dude this is what they do out here I don't know if you can see
this
all right I'll do it this way say here's the car right here's a lane and here's
a lane when they go
to get into this lane and it's stop and go traffic like yeah or there's nobody
there that they'll they
wait to the last second to get in so they get in and this part of their car
right here is still in
your lane and you can't do this because the cunts out here don't know this move
you know that move
like yeah on the east coast you know somebody's gonna do it so you anticipate
their move see it yeah do
that they don't this fucking guys I guess and you beep at them and then when
you drive by them they're
looking at you like what the fuck because they're so fucking stupid or self-involved
they're like
well I'm in the lane yeah it's all about me it's like the back 30 your car isn't
oh don't get me
going no I saw a guy in a Tesla it was almost impressive how he wasn't looking
he was like
I saw a guy in a Tesla X or whatever or Y the big one and he was dude it was so
blatantly not
looking at the road to our house it's like Jesus no they have well the Tesla
has like a fucking
super-sized iPad I don't know how you look at anything other than that it's
like they're
fucking screening movies but if I had a dollar for every time I was on the
phone with Bill
and it you've never not done it oh Paul the driver's out I can't I can't no
because on the
surface surface streets which is just not highways they drive like fucking you
know like they took a
pot cookie but when they get on the highway dude they drive like fucking maniacs
yeah it's the
commuters yeah every day they moved outside of LA so they could get a decent
house you know a pool and
all of that and then they got to do that grind every day and every time there's
just a little bit of
daylight they lose their mind they just put the fucking throttle to the floor
like they'll pass you
doing like 90 it's fucking insane yeah no I saw it out here and I actually said
to myself I kind of
understand what he's talking about hey Paul what's up with these LA drivers is
this shit crazy this is
am I crazy oh sorry I got the phone on I never have the phone on that's because
I was waiting
for a text from you and you're important Paul it means a lot you're an
important person