Name: Bill Burr On Victim Blaming!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Victim Blaming!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-06. Transcript available.

whoopee and bella thorne from a lady all right so last week i was talking about
whoopee's response
to this uh this celebrity who had sent some naked photos to her boyfriend and
they were on the cloud
and some got him and he tried to blackmail her and then whoopee was just like
you're doing that
for you famous and i was like that's exactly what my mother would have said
this is from a lady i
love when the ladies write in um the thing about what whoopee said is that i
think thorn realizes
she made a mistake we'll be just jumping in like hey dumb ass that was dumb i'm
older and smart oh
i'm older yeah look at that look at that you're throwing a little shade her way
and smarter than
you you shouldn't have been so dumb isn't helpful that's not what she said
that's not what she said all right she goes if i went swimming and lost a foot
to a shark
you know that's a great comparison
i think that you know uploading naked photos of yourself that somebody black
man you look
great by the way i didn't see him but like i saw joy behar was going like if i
had a body like that
i'd be plastering around the subway i love joy by the way i got to work with
her on crashing she's
fucking hilarious um she goes if i went swimming and lost a foot to a shark and
the paramedic just
comes up and says hey head you should have known sharks are in the ocean i'm
not going to check if
you're all right just need you to know you're an idiot i realize i made a
mistake you don't
need to publicly chastise me all right that that that right there first of all
what you're saying
whoopi said she didn't say and then this this comparison is not the same thing
okay a paramedic's job is to come up to you if you're bleeding is to stop the
bleeding to get
you to the doctors at the hospital while you're still alive that's his job whoopi's
job is not
to make this person feel better
okay and she didn't say hey dumb ass that was dumb i'm older and smarter than
you
you shouldn't be so dumb that's not what she said
okay and the thing about you people about people in general is you know when
you up in life
if somebody doesn't hold your feet to the fire speaking of feet you're not
going to learn anything
if people are just constantly coddling you all right you don't learn anything
and then secondly
this is a famous person famous people are not people they are just things that
people use
to get through 10 minutes of their day on a radio show or a blog that they don't
feel like doing that
that day so part of being in the public eye is getting trashed all right at the
pathetic level
that i'm at all right i i literally i stopped reading comments on social media
years ago
because it's literally it's like 80 negative that's basically what happens all
right but what i liked
about what whoopi said was it was old school parenting all right yeah you're up
just because
you're up doesn't mean you deserve a hug and somebody cries on your shoulder i'm
not saying that you
don't deserve that okay but somebody also needs to like you know if you're just
like oh my god this
happened and i'm a victim and somebody just goes yeah that's so terrible oh my
god i hope you're okay
like what did you learn
if you take a jump shot at the end of the game when there was a guy underneath
and you missed the
shot and everybody boos you and then you're in the locker room crying is the
coach not supposed to
bring up that there was a guy open underneath that had a way higher percentage
of a shot next time
you get into that situation you know i will say this what she didn't do in the
end
was what a great coach would do is after he gave you for up he would then build
don't worry you'll get
him next time but bah bah bah bah all right i i will give you that she didn't
do that but it was
refreshing to have somebody like hold somebody responsible for their actions
i mean it was a little ridiculous that you're just gonna that you're gonna do
something like that i don't know she is younger i don't know i don't i don't
know but i mean i don't
listen i'm not even saying whoopi was right all i knew was it made me miss my
mom
well what'd you do that for you idiot
she always used to do that you know well that's what you get for climbing a
tree i mean you got
to hang on all right saturday dear billy uh linguini istics uh greetings from rome
oh
one of my one of the great trips i ever took you're constantly emphasizing the
oh add a day and saturday with a boston accent is that from something or is it
just how boston
drunks talk when they're boston level drunk uh love your music choices well
that's andrew that's not me
andrew makes uh the music choices um oh say i'm gonna come over there on say um
it's an exact it's an
exaggeration of saturday and there's some people say satay that's what it is
why don't you come over
on satay we'll figure it out you know it's like really a harder boston accent
so me and my buddies
being living in la and missing the boston accent exaggerated to the point that
became say
but it's much go it's satay my mother-in-law came over this past saturday and
she was in rare form
um that's where it comes from it just comes from um
well it really comes from yeah being there and then also watching steve sweeney
making fun of the boston accent and uh when all of us comics from the boston
scene scene all ended up
in la at the same time um that was you know it was you know it was a culture
shock to go from boston all
the way out to la it's just so different um both great cities and i love both
of them
but we were young and we just you know we didn't know anything our whole lives
were spent in
massachusetts new hampshire maine all of these guys that i moved out there with
roughly the same time
so the way we dealt with homes being homesick is we hung out with each other
and uh as we were
starting to lose our boston accents like as much as i still have one it's it's
not it's not even
remotely what it used to be i have a very soft boston accent if you can believe
that um so someone
would be like going um yeah it would just say something like that would be like
uh yeah dude i
gotta wash my car today and blah blah blah wash your what and they'd be like
car what and he'd go car
that's what we do so we'd always like when we heard somebody pronounce an r we
were just
i don't know why we would do that it was stupid but uh
um i remember one of the hardest laughs i ever had when i was out there in la
we were doing time in
this now defunct the la cabaret i can't even what the fuck it was called it was
just way out in the valley
um this uh comedy club it was in this strip mall i forget what it was called
but we were out there
and bob molly uh was on stage and he was talking about moving across the
country
uh with his wife and uh he was telling the story and like there was like eight
people there and like
seven of them were comedians it was ridiculous it was like nobody there and he
was standing there
and he's going yeah when we moved across country and he goes we took a and he
jumped up in the air
jumped up the air and landed in the squat position he goes we took a rider you
know the rider truck and
it was just so silly and ridiculous and we were all so frustrated that we weren't
getting good stage time
and a lot of us thinking what the had we done that we just fell out laughing
and i it's funny like he
did that well over 20 years ago and i never forgot it and to this day when i
drive down the street and
i see uh they're not yellow anymore because the idiots in the world trade i
believe they switched
them to white whenever i see one i always think of that every time it's just a
joke that keeps giving
All right.