Name: Bill Burr "Warning, My Sense Of Humor Might Offend Ur Liberal Sensibilities"
Uploaded: 2022-08-09T01:13:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr "Warning, My Sense Of Humor Might Offend Ur Liberal Sensibilities"' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-09. Transcript available.

This whole fucking world, man, is so much nicer than it's being presented on
social media.
To the point people are, like, literally losing their fucking minds.
I was driving over to a buddy of mine's house.
He was writing something, right?
And I'm driving down the street, and a guy outside his house, he had a sign.
It said, warning, my sense of humor might offend your liberal sensibilities or
something like that.
He had that outside his house.
First of all, I just don't like the whole Footloose vibe of that guy.
You know, like he's fucking, you know, moving to the small town, and we're not
allowed to dance,
and he's going to show us what the real world is like.
First of all, no one's going in your house.
Warning, man, the way I joke around, you're not going to be able to handle it,
man.
Because you're too sensitive, man.
You can't handle the real world the way I can, man.
You know, I was just talking to somebody.
You know, what's funny is how, like, fucking dumbass liberals, like, don't even
know what's going on in the fucking world.
Because they call, like, 48 of the 50 states, like, flyover states, because
they're too good for it, right?
And then the fucking morons living in the red states don't know shit about the
blue states.
I don't know.
It's a weird thing when you go to both, and you're kind of like, yeah,
everybody's just kind of cool, man.
Like, I don't know.
Everybody's just sort of going out, doing their thing, getting a sandwich.
It's not a whole bunch of shit going on here.
I was just talking to somebody, you know, about that stereotype of Hollywood,
that there's all these guys up in the hills, you know, fucking pedophiles
banging underage chicks and all this shit, right?
And the red states always say that.
And then you look at the red states, and their age of consent on average is 16
years old.
So it's like, well, what the fuck are you guys doing out there?
I think it's safe to assume that if you moved out to California, where the age
of consent is 18, a lot of you guys would be in the same fucking trouble.
Oh, Billy's going hypocrisy on this one.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm just fucking around.
That sign just fucking...
That sign is the number one thing that is just cringeworthy when you watch
either a movie or some fucking...
Rock star or a comedian, anything.
Is there anything worse than the fucking person that thinks they're dangerous?
And they're not.
And they do like that preemptive...
Because, you know, I know you...
You know me.
You don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
Only when women are just like, you know, guys can't handle me.
Most people can't fucking...
It's just completely wrapped up into like the universe of them.
Like, how fucked up...
Like, that guy, I swear to God, who has that sign, he comes home and turns on
the 24-hour news network that agrees with him and just fills his head with that
shit.
And then he goes online and types in capital letters.
Like, why would you waste your fucking...
I don't know.
But then on the other side, he's living out here in California, he's
conservative.
He's probably sick of his neighbors.
I'm trying to go empathy in my older age.
You know?
Not like there isn't a bunch of wild, stupid shit out here.
I really don't have a dog in the fight, to be honest with you, at this point.