Name: Bill Burr on His New Album, Red Rocks, and His View on Abortion Reaction
Uploaded: 2022-08-11T03:31:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on His New Album, Red Rocks, and His View on Abortion Reaction' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on His New Album, Red Rocks, and His View on Abortion Reaction' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-11. Transcript available.

Everyone wants to feel safe.
Let's bring them to a nice, normal, mainstream topic
so everybody can drive home happy.
No fights, all right? Sound good?
All right, great. Let's talk abortion.
There you go.
Everybody has an opinion.
It's my body, it's my right.
Well, then fucking drive to Arkansas, bitch!
Right? Everybody has an opinion.
As do I.
And I apologize that you're going to have to listen to mine.
Because, I'm going to tell you right now,
I have a really weird take on abortion.
I'm going to tell you that right from the get-go, okay?
I'm 100% pro-choice.
Always have been.
Ladies, I said it was weird!
For the love of God,
stop getting in the trunk of the car.
Wait till the end.
You're supposed to vent me first.
Woo!
Fucking feet out the sunroof.
I said I had a weird take.
Pro-choice always made sense to me,
because I don't like people telling me what to do.
And I was just like,
it's your body,
who the fuck am I
to tell you what to do with your body?
So that always made sense.
All right?
However,
I still think you're killing a baby.
See?
That's where it gets weird.
Like, I sit on the fence
and the whole thing makes sense to me.
Whatever anybody's saying, like,
don't tell me what to do.
It's my body, my choice.
That's right, man.
She's right.
Leave her the hell alone.
Why are you killing a baby?
Well, I mean, there is that.
You know?
I mean, you know,
if we're going to be honest,
that is the whole purpose of the procedure.
You know?
You're not going in there
because you got an earache.
You're going in there
because you're like,
I got a baby in me.
Get the fuck out of here.
Right?
You walk in with a baby.
You come out without one.
What happened to the baby?
Right?
Something fucking happened.
So,
pro-choice people are like,
well, it's not a life yet.
It's not a baby yet.
If you do,
I don't know what they say.
Before you do it,
the first Thursday
or the last Tuesday
and you spin around one time,
they dance between the raid trucks.
It's not a baby yet.
That's what they say,
which may or may not be true.
I don't know.
I'm not a doctor,
but I'll tell you,
my gut tells me
that doesn't make sense.
It's not a baby yet.
That would be like
if I was making a cake
and I poured some batter in a pan
and I poured it in the oven
and then five minutes later,
you came by
and you grabbed the pan
and you threw it across the floor
and I went,
what the fuck?
He just ruined my birthday cake.
And then you were like,
well, that wasn't a cake yet.
It's like,
well, it would have been.
If you didn't do
what you just did,
there would have been a cake
in 50 minutes.
Something happened to that cake,
you cake-murdering son of a bitch.
Right?
Now,
before all you pro-life people
get excited,
I think it's great
you're killing your babies.
It's fantastic.
Help Mother Nature out.
There's too many of us.
It's been 130 degrees out.
Animals are going extinct.
There's plastic in the fucking ocean.
We don't need
any more fucking people.
And especially,
you know,
if you're honest with yourself,
have you done anything great
with your life?
Is the person you're banging
doing anything great?
The answer to both of those questions
is no.
What are the odds
you're going to make
a great person?
I'm not saying
you're going to make
a bad person.
You're just going to make
another person
that doesn't go
when the light turns green
because they're staring
at their fucking phone.