Name: Bill Burr _ Nia Is So Effing Hot!
Uploaded: 2022-08-15T16:00:10.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Nia Is So Effing Hot!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-15. Transcript available.

Is that the lovely Nene?
No.
Anyways, at some point, my wife has to walk in on this podcast.
And she hasn't been on the podcast, I feel like, in a year.
And when I go on the road, that's what everybody says to me.
Like, I miss Nia being on the podcast.
I can't listen to your fucking dumb voice anymore.
I'm assuming that was my mother-in-law that just answered me.
Or a very confident cleaning woman.
Because I was like, Nene, is that you?
And I just hear, no.
It is me.
It is you.
It is you.
Because I was like, that didn't sound like your mom.
And I was like, is that a very confident cleaning lady?
Nia, they miss you on the podcast.
I know.
I haven't been in so long.
I miss you guys, too.
I got to tell you something.
What are we talking about?
I don't know.
We should talk about...
I got to go back over it.
We got to talk about how fucking hot you're looking.
Oh, my goodness.
Nia has been a goddamn gym rat.
Ugh.
Huh?
You've been killing it.
Yeah.
I've been trying.
You're trying?
You're doing more than trying.
You look great.
Look at you, walking around here, looking good.
Walking around.
Yeah, boosting my ego.
Nia, I went to New York, and I realized that I am an old comedian.
Oh, is that what it took for you going to New York?
Because I could have told you that, baby.
Why?
Why be that mean this early in the morning?
No, they weren't.
Oh, look who it is.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
Hey, I thought I had the door closed.
You didn't.
Choo-choo train.
Can you say hi, Daddy?
Can you say hi, Daddy?
He doesn't care.
See, I just don't connect with young people anymore.
I'm old.
What's that?
All right.
I got to do the rest of this, and I'm going to be saying the bad words.
Hi.
Hi, Dad.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
You're doing good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I got to do my podcast, all right?
Say bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Let's go find sister.
Come on.
Oy.
Okay.
I'll see you later.
I tell you what's funny, we're staying in this hotel here in New York, right?
And I realized how, you know, once again, I just realized how loud my kids are,
and I
am, like, really lenient, just over-correcting for the childhood I had.
And I've realized I need to have, I got to get a little more respect out here
on the
ice, because people are just taking liberties.
Yeah, my kids just look at me.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
And they just kind of keep doing it.
They just laugh, because they think I'm fucking around, because I, I don't know.
I just try to make them laugh, and I've realized that I can't do that every
time, because then
when I actually want them to behave, they're just looking at me like, oh, this
is a bit.
He's screwing around again, and whatever he tells me to do, I do the opposite.
Then he chases me, and then I get to laugh, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So, whatever.
I'll, I'll, you know, I just don't like yelling at them, but I swear to God,
sometimes a kid
doesn't hear you until you just yell, hey.
You know what I'm talking about is how my kids don't respect me.
When I tell them this.
Did you notice that last night when I was telling them to stop?
They just kept going?
Yeah, but I, you know, I jumped in there.
I was like, eh.
I know.
I'm like the good cop.
You're the, you're not supposed to be.
Yeah, you're the, you're the bad cop.
I'm definitely the bad cop.
You're not the bad cop.
You're the cop that's respected.
I'm the rookie.
All right, I'll see you guys.
Anyway, I don't know.
I'd rather be a pushover than be that fucking dad everybody's afraid of.
I don't know.
I'll figure it out.