Name: Bill Burr _ I Took My Daughter To Her First Game!
Uploaded: 2022-08-16T06:15:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ I Took My Daughter To Her First Game!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ I Took My Daughter To Her First Game!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

On Saturday I took my daughter to her first game and when I went into Fenway
that's you know
actually at one point I was you know because I was obviously taking in the fact
that I was
taking my kid to her first game which was so important it had to be at Fenway
had to be the
Red Sox I wasn't going to make the mistake that my west coast friends make
where they go to a
fucking Red Sox game on the west coast they go to like Red Sox versus the
Angels and then
like the Angels mascot comes up to the kid and fucking tosses him on the head
and then that's
it now the kid's a fucking Angels fan not doing that I had to take her to Fenway
we had to take
the Green Line had to get off at Kenmore Square walk up the hill go over Mass
Pike listen to the
scalpers all of that shit and go in you know walk past with that poor guy who
got called the bad word
the fucking racial slur pissed on the park and went in and we ended up having
uh we had a great time
and my daughter was totally in it you know into it saw Wally the mascot or
whatever which I've never
been a fan of but now that she waved he waved or whatever you know up to where
we were sitting my
daughter was convinced that he was waving at her by the second inning she said
to me she goes hey dad
what do you think about this what if I said this I said what and she goes Red
Sox win Yankees lose
Red Sox win Yankees lose and I was just like that's right buddy that's fucking
great I didn't say
fuck it but I'm like that's great so I got her on board hopefully um but we
just had like the best
time my daughter's big thing was she wanted to eat Cracker Jacks because of the
uh take me out to the
ball game song so I got a great picture of her cute little hands opening up her
first package of
Cracker Jacks um what else we took the train over there we got some great
pictures um but you know
it was also like her uh you know her bedtime you know so by the third inning
she was zonked out so
we only you know she's only five we made three innings and then we went down to
the pro shop
across the street I got a hat and she got herself something and then we cruised
back it was a cab
sitting out there we jumped in we went back to our hotel and uh it was just
like the perfect day
because earlier that day I'd gone by the hardware store and I bought a wiffle
ball and bat and I was
pitching to my uh my daughter right in the Boston Commons she was fucking hit
you know getting a lot
of hits I was so proud of her and then my son wanted to go up and hit and
because my daughter's a lefty
he started swinging lefty too so I think they're both gonna throw right and bat
left which I think
is pretty cool and um you know I was hanging in the park with just the two of
them and my wife
and then they have the uh make way for ducklings we rode on the swan boats
yeah it was just it was just like the perfect day it was like 72 degrees out
like both days like the whole thing was perfect which was so funny to be in
Thank you.