Name: Bill Burr _ Farmland Frenzy and Underground Alien Bases!!!
Uploaded: 2022-08-16T17:13:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Farmland Frenzy and Underground Alien Bases!!!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Farmland Frenzy and Underground Alien Bases!!!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

Farmland
Frenzy
Dear Billy
All the Live Long Day
All the Live Long Day
I've been working on the railroad
Is there a guy named Billy in that song?
All the Live Long Day
Don't you hear the whistle blowing
Yeah, Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
I don't know
Alright
You're right about the food supply
My sister is an agricultural scientist
She's been into the earth man
For a long time
She doesn't listen to the podcast
So I couldn't get her to write in about her story
So here's an abbreviated version
She wanted to save the earth
Her whole life
Parentheses dork
Started getting into clean food initiatives
That funded research
On what's going on with our foods
This brought her into the world
The world of cancer research
Which has a strong correlation
Cause cancer rates
Just keep going up
And we've got cancers
That now occur
One thousand of
Per cents
More than they used to
Yeah, this is pretty loosely written
Which then brought her
To fighting the corporate global takeover
Of the food supply
By supplying independent farmers
With legal help
And anything else she can provide them
Through raising money
This is what people should be doing
Instead of focusing on dumb shit
Like the color of ties
Or jokes that comedians are telling
She'd probably try to protect the food supply
All of this has sent her down rabbit holes
She never knew existed
Rich people are buying up farmland
And now governments are making huge restrictions
On farmers
That will knowingly destroy their production
And make it harder for areas of the world
To get food
News never covers these protests
The restrictions are unreasonable
And not planet saving measures
By any means
This all takes a toll on her
And I try not to say
I told you
I told you say
I told you so, I think
Because I would always tell her
That the Illuminati is real
And there are whole cities underground
Populated with different species of aliens
That work without government
Jesus Christ, dude
That was
You were driving right down fucking Main Street
And all of a sudden
You went to the cornfields there in the end
You think that there's underground
Cities with species of aliens
That work without the government
Now, let me ask
How the fuck do you know that?
Alright, now I gotta look this up
See what you guys do to me here
Alright
Underground
Cities
Populated
By
Aliens
Alright
Derunkayu
Underground City
Is an underground city
In an ancient multi-level underground city
What?
That's in Turkey
The alien underground
Half a mile below the surface
In a cave too hot to explore
Without an ice-packed suit
What?
Underground alien bases
Flying saucers come from inside
Alright, I think this is
This is more what you were talking about
Underground alien bases
Flying saucers come from inside the earth
Exclamation point
An intelligence agent's shocking report
Flying saucers come from inside the earth
Proof positive
Aliens have established underground bases
Around the planet
Ancient tunnel system
Has existed on earth
Since the time of Atlantis
Three entrance ways
Can be found
In many major cities
What?
Get the f-
Alright
Now let me see
Underground
City
Entrance
Guide to the underground
Well this is in Montreal
Because it's freezing out
All right
Illuminati
Let me watch
Inside the underground city
Below
DIA
What is DIA?
He shouldn't have gone down
The Illuminati
Underground Manchester graveyard entrance
It's finally uncovered
Finally
This is a YouTube video
Oh listen to the music
Listen to that music
What is that?
All right
Here's a safe thing
To assume
Okay
That if there's a TV show
About the Illuminati
There's going to be no good information
Or a video
I mean what are we doing here?
But that is disturbing
What they're doing
With the farmland
Dude what the fuck is wrong?
Are we going to buy up
All the farmland
And then what?
Destroy their production
And make it hard
So what?
You can drive the price
Of food up?
I just don't understand
Like the level
Of fucking evil
That's happening