Name: Bill Burr _ My Plans For The Fall!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Plans For The Fall!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-18. Transcript available.

Um, anyway, so I'm going to go up to Boston, uh, spend like a week out up there
and, uh,
before my gig at Fenway and I'm going to try to one night sneak out to Fenway
to go see
me Red Sox.
Oh, what about the fucking Patriots?
I actually watched, uh, they had a preseason game against the Giants, huh?
Preseason football.
What would you do?
Um, we looked all right, man.
We had some, uh, nice plays on defense and all that, you know, it's preseason.
I didn't fucking watch the whole thing.
Um, but I thought we looked, uh, we looked pretty solid.
It wasn't like an ugly game.
And, uh, I thought on both sides, uh, you know, I thought the Giants had some
good looking
players and all of that.
So we shall see.
Very excited.
Very fucking excited.
The first goddamn preseason football game.
Here we go.
It's going down again.
And, uh, I'm going to be on the other side of my big gigs.
And, um, I'll be on like when, when football season starts, the Fenway gig will
be behind
me and my, the movie will be blocked.
And, uh, I'll tell you right now, I have one plan and one plan only for the
fall.
Well, actually two plans.
I'm, I'm going to just be home spending time with my family and I am watching
football.
I'm going to watch the most fucking football I've watched since I didn't study
in high school
when I was a kid.
And I remember I would be watching football and my dad would come in to
motivate me to study.
He would just come in and he would walk in the room and he would just scream at
the top of his lungs.
He'd go, study!
Then I'd have to shut up the TV and go, well, you know, this was pre-Oprah and
Dr. Phil.
So like, that was what parenting was back then.
It was because of that shit that now I have so overcorrected that like, now my
kids, my
kids treat me like, you know, those, you know, those, those young kids when
they have like
a, one of those fucking super fast motorcycles and a cop turns on his siren and
they just sort
of turn around and give him the finger and then take off and make a fucking
YouTube video.
Yeah.
My kids kind of have that element.
So I got to get, I got to, uh, I got to make a couple of arrests.
Um, but, uh, I'm a big, I'm a big fucking softie.
So, um, I am.
And I kind of sometimes defer to my wife cause I know that they'll listen to
her and I'm just
sort of like, I got to undo this.
I've sort of painted myself as the third child, you know, this big bald bearded
child.
That never moved out.
So I'm going to correct that.
Um, I just got to figure, I got to figure out how to do it in a way that it's
not a bunch
of screaming and yelling.
Cause that's the only way I know.
Cause that's what I grew up with.
So I got to learn how to do like, uh, uh, I don't know.
I just want to go above like going, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, I don't go above
that.
You know, when I was a kid, the dads from my era, when they would yell at you,
you'd pee
a little bit, you're a little kid.