Name: Bill Burr LIVE at Red Rocks (2022) @burrsfandom9827
Uploaded: 2022-08-19T07:06:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr LIVE at Red Rocks (2022) @burrsfandom9827' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr LIVE at Red Rocks (2022) @burrsfandom9827' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-19. Transcript available.

so we're living in a weird time obviously beyond all the that's going on now
like uh
every time i think feminism has kind of like died off you know you know like a
band you can't stand
and you just they haven't put out an album in a few years you're like oh good
did they quit did
they break up and all of a sudden they come out with some more you're like ah
what is it now
i'm just with you feminism doesn't bug me you know it doesn't bother me i'm not
afraid of it
or anything like that you know for the simple fact that i know it's going to
fail you know and i i
take comfort in that i do i'm not rooting for it because i know it doesn't like
me um
yeah do you know why you know i think it's not going to survive why it's not
going to be successful
anyways because they still need men's help to make it happen i don't understand
it i don't understand
why women just can't work with each other and make this happen they keep coming
to us like you more
men need to care about this issue where are the men to stand up and say
something like why do i have to
fucking say something this is your fucking problem why are you always dragging
us into this shit
i saw a woman a couple months back professional soccer player right she goes on
to espn on one
of these sports channels and she starts bitching going like i don't understand
how come female athletes
don't make as much as male professional athletes right and all of these men had
to sit there and act
like they didn't know what the answer was they had to sit there like dumbfounded
like oh i don't know
why is that that that is a conundrum i have i have no idea
literally i'm sitting at home screaming at the tv because you don't sell any
fucking tickets
nobody is going to women's soccer games you're playing in a 20 000 scene arena
1500 people show up
that's not a good night the promoter lost his fucking ass on that gig
i'm not saying no professional female athlete serena williams the women in the
ufc you know but
nobody's watching your fucking sport and then you're going to come and you're
going to get mad at
fucking men they keep doing that shit why are you yelling at us it's not our
fucking job it's not my
fucking job to give a fuck about women's soccer okay i have men's sport to pay
attention to this is
it's your right dude look at the wnba dude nobody in the wnba got covered
nobody
they've been playing in front of three to four hundred people a night for a
quarter of a century
not to mention it's a male subsidized league we gave you a fucking league none
of you showed up
where are all the feminists that place should be packed with feminists faces
painted wearing jerseys
slashing their titties going nuts like the guys do in the upper deck with their
big beard titties
they didn't none of you none of you went to the fucking games none of you you
all you failed them
not me not men women failed the wnba ladies ladies name your top five all-time
wnba players of all time come on
that's it name five wnba teams name the wnba team in your fucking city you can't
do it
you don't give a fuck about them they play night in and night out in front of
nobody it's a fucking
tragedy right
and then meanwhile you look at the kardashians
they're making billions you know those real housewife shows they're making
money hand over
fists because that's what women are watching and the money listens you don't
want to watch this
shit you watch this shit they just shoot it over there drowning these whores in
money
purses and shoes and botox it's just raining it's raining money
yeah so the money listens you'd rather watch that shit real housewives bunch of
women just tearing
each other down well maybe that's why your husband left you maybe that's why
your husband left that's why
you can't have kids that's why your ass is as flat as your titties that's the
message you sent we
would rather watch that than see a bunch of women come together as a as a team
and try to achieve a
common goal we would rather watch them actually destroy each other
no no no and then in the end you come back and you fucking yell at guys like
and it's like all right
so let me get this straight i have to buy you a drink stop the axe murderer
from coming through the
fucking window and i have to watch w nba games for you like when are you going
to pick up your end of
the couch yeah i don't have no i don't have any sympathy for women when it
comes to shit like
that because every study they've ever done to determine who's smarter men or
women every study
comes back and says women are smarter every fucking one ladies you shouldn't be
applauding that
you know i'm an asshole you know this isn't gonna end well
did he say i'm pretty oh my god get out of the relationship
if every study says that you're smarter okay the question you should be asking
yourself
for us we're so goddamn smart how are we in the situation we're in
well
you're in the situation you're in not because of guys like me as much as you
want to blame me
i'm yeah you know ladies you can't tell me you never drove by a sports bar on a
football sunday
and looked at the humanity in there all those dumb guys with their big beer
bellies bumper chairs
it's on my fantasy team i'm top man you want to get some more mozzarella sticks
as a woman with your bigger brain you never looked in there and thought to
yourself i'm
i'm fucking losing to that i'm losing to that
yeah there's nothing stopping you other than the fact that you guys are just
into destroying each other
no now it's going to get quiet
i see all that sneaky you do ladies if you could just support the wnba the way
you support a fat
chick that's proud of her body and is no longer a threat to you you know that
league would be doing
better numbers than the nba oh my god that's one of the saddest things i've
ever seen oh my god you're
a goddess you're gorgeous you look great that bikini i would kill myself if i
looked like that
keep eating keep eating lose a toe you fat bitch it's just
you saw an alcoholic where you'd be like oh my god look at you your face down
passed out your kids
are crying you're a hero you're a god keep doing what you're doing you'd be
like dude you need to get
your fucking shit together get off the sauce
i will tell you that's one of the most genius things i've ever seen
how regular looking women somehow mind-fucked advertising to get beautiful
women off of billboards
yeah just regular who gives a shit looking women right i'm just being honest
come on we're outside
we're in the woods we can be honest
just regular who gives a fuck can't remember a name looking women right well
looking at these goddesses and
they had the fucking bb how am i supposed to compete with that you can't how
fucking arrogant are you
i don't see brad pitt when he takes his shirt off in a movie oh great how am i
supposed to compete with that
i can't i am an ugly bald orange man i need to write jokes i gotta put a lampshade
on my head
i know what my role is okay i should be on the ground gazing up at people
better looking than me
i don't know ladies this is supposed to be like an inspirational talk i don't
know if i'm if it's
coming through this way i'm trying to say if you're really like
if you get through all the misdirect and anger of my childhood
i'm trying to say you're smarter than we are and there's more of you
i don't know
i don't know what to tell you i'm trying to be i don't know
Thank you.