Name: Bill Burr _ Freedom Outside The Window! What do I do???
Uploaded: 2022-08-20T07:59:49.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Freedom Outside The Window! What do I do???' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-20. Transcript available.

um so anyway i don't know what let me just back my way through this whole tour
oh when i was in
calgary when i landed one of the first things i saw was a big pickup truck you
know i'm a truck guy
you know i'm a truck guy and i'll tell you what i'll tell you what uh the guy
had freedom written
on the back window ah those poor people freedom that's what this country's
about about freedom
like what does that even mean i mean i do know what it means uh i think i know
what it means but i mean
freedom went out the window like i don't know how many decades ago i don't know
when these people are
going to rebel oh i guess they did i guess they did um i don't know it's just
like dude
when it comes to freedom right now
i mean what would you attack first if you really wanted to reclaim whatever the
fuck it is you're
claiming and i am assuming that when you mean reclaim you don't mean to send
women and people
who aren't white back into the fucking stone ages or you know 20 years ago um
if you just mean like the government to stop hassling you man like i don't know
where you would even
begin the first thing you'd have to do like most coups is you'd have to go
after the media because
once you control the narrative then you control the thought process so you
would have to go in
and you would have to whack everybody at fox news and cnn that's the first
thing you would have to do
so you could control the narrative of what it was that you were doing
um because i can guarantee you if there was a coup to overthrow the country
one that looked like it was going to be successful not that fucking uh
insurrection of fucking whatever is it january whatever the fuck it was
um
a bunch of people with shit they got at home depot
pushed their way into a government building my favorite part was when they
actually got all the
way in there and they didn't know what to do because there was no plan to even
get that far
and then they just started
sitting at desks and putting their feet up like children that had taken over a
school like oh
look at me i'm the principal take a picture
um there was that aspect of it and then the other aspect of it which was
fucking hilarious to me
is that a group of people armed with shit you get at home depot could somehow
get all the way in
to whatever that government building was called the one with the nice dome
the capitol building
that's where the house of representatives and the senate sit and debate things
for corporations
acting as though they're doing something for you
um
anyway so i saw that i saw that truck there so i had fun with that element
um that was in the crowd
you know uh tell them that i also had a truck the shit that i was going to
write on my back window
just to annoy them
just show up with the bat most badass truck
ever and then just have gender neutral bathrooms written on the back window
just to fucking annoy people
and then just come out there and just and just be one of them
loving guns and all of this type of shit and they just can't and just see see
if you could get them to get past
what you had written
on the back of your window
i keep seeing those memes about people like writing their whole um
all of their politics on their pickup trucks that seems to is that like really
happening
or maybe other people pickup trucks see it
um i always love it because it's it's very like
like common man common sense in other words there's nothing behind it
man i shoot from the hip man i tell it like it is it's just like you know what
that means i don't read
i don't have nearly enough uh time put in on this topic but i'm just like
you know but i am arrogant enough to think that i can solve it
without needing any any of the information like i got one for you
i know this full-on fucking narcissist
not me um another one this full-on for as i sit here doing a podcast by myself
um i know this full-on fucking narcissist and for years
from the moment jfk jr's plane went down
to like a fucking two years ago this dude
was telling me without a a a a fucking shred of doubt
that he knew exactly what happened and he just made up all of this shit
all of this shit oh oh i'll tell you what happened
y'all dude i'll tell you what happened
dude he didn't even get his license up here
dude he went down to florida they're like oh god you're a fucking jfk fucking
junior
right dude he had like fucking eight hours and the guy just gave him his
fucking license
that's what this guy said
and um
and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
and that he bought a plane that was beyond his ability
and that he was too cocky because he was a kennedy and all of this shit just
indicting this dead person
right
so lo and behold
old freckles here eventually goes out gets himself a pilot's license
and one day it dawns on him one of the things that he learned is that anytime
there's an accident
there's an faa report about a year later so i was like why don't i just read
the report
and i read the report and nothing this guy said was true this guy made a
youtube video
you know also about it that was incredible
and um
i was reading saying this guy most of his hours were with instructors
which most people it isn't because they can't afford to do that this and he had
done
he actually
had passed his written on his instrument exam
and had experience
you know uh he had like half the hours he needed
to fly
under instrument and all of that he was incredibly careful pilot
cautious pilot and all of that
he just ran into a series of things that ended up being beyond him
which can fucking happen
to anybody
um
which is the scary thing about flying and all of this shit
so
i went to this guy
hadn't talked to him in years
i said hey dude you know you know i got my pilot's license right
he was like yeah be careful up there dude
you want to stay on the ground where everybody's driving 90 text messaging
without fucking looking at the road dude
all these fucking tesla people taking naps while their car keeps driving
like they're in fucking night rider
that's where you want to be nice and safe
on the highways where there's a cross and fucking flowers on the side of the
road
every half fucking mile
um
and i'm like yeah i know dude i know it's dangerous
you're right
you're right
listen
you know
uh there's a whole faa report
on that jfk jr thing
you should really read it
and he goes i don't need to read it
i go i'm telling you
everything that you're saying is wrong
this guy was actually a really good pilot
really cautious and all that
and i said
and he started saying again
what he thought happened
with full fucking confidence
i'm like dude that's not what happened
i go there's an faa report read it
and he goes
i don't need to read it
and i just bursted out laughing
and i was like all right man
that's what i did
and that's the only thing that shuts something like
and he goes
what what do you mean all right
i got nothing nothing
i get it
i get it
you know what happened
well no dude why
it's just like
i just told you
there's a whole
there's a group of people
that that's their job
to figure out what went wrong
you're not even in aviation
you don't even have fucking a model plane
and you're telling me that you know
more than the fucking faa knows
without even reading a fucking report
i got a little heated
just people like that
you know what's so fucking dumb
is i know they're never going to agree with me
but i will fucking walk up that hill every time
and ring that doorbell
every fucking time
what am i looking for
what am i looking to gain
that they're going to be like
you know what bill
you are right
thank you for setting me straight
that's just not going to happen
on any level
okay whatever
um
so anyway
so when i saw that i got a big kick out of that
i was like wait
you know i bought a big stupid truck
now i can actually start writing things on the back
and annoying the shit out of people
with my political opinions
uh
well bill you already do it on the podcast
um
all right
where am i going from here
let's talk about
uh
yeah we'll just back our way through it
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