Name: Bill Burr _ My Girlfriend Moaned Her Dead Ex-Boyfriend's Name!
Uploaded: 2022-08-23T09:48:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Girlfriend Moaned Her Dead Ex-Boyfriend's Name!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Girlfriend Moaned Her Dead Ex-Boyfriend's Name!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-23. Transcript available.

should I dump her uh dear Barbarossa the fuck does that mean and hopefully Nia
too
um I'm in a fucked up situation right now I've been dating this chick for the
past six months
and it's been going fine and dandy until a few days ago we were at the house
having crazy sex
but just as she was about to climax she kind of yelled her ex's name
fuck you that did not happen I'm calling bullshit get the fuck out of here
dude that's hilarious that is fucking not only would I have laughed I would
have kept fucking
her until she was done I'd just be like hey look I understand sorry I'm getting
on a cough drop here
I understand you know you're not ready you're not ready to get into a
relationship but you're
ready to fuck somebody else that sounds like a perfect situation for me I don't
give a fuck
yell out anybody's name you want to I'll ghost write this fucking this blowjob
I don't give a fuck
sorry jesus christ um anyways um he goes on to say I was dressed up
and just left and we haven't talked since now I know for a fact that she can't
be cheating on me
because her ex is dead he died like two oh jesus he died like two years ago
when they were still
together my rational side is telling me that I'm a dick and should just forgive
her but my instincts
are telling me fuck that bitch what should I do best regards from Italy oh
first of all
um I can't I had a great time when I was in Italy went to Rome I can't wait to
come back I know Rome is
kind of like uh the basic place you go when you first went there but that's the
first place I ever
went I wanted to see the column uh the coliseum where else should I go Milan
Florence Venice where
should I go person from Italy or anybody from Italy listening let me know where
I should go
but getting back to your question should you move on absolutely you should
always listen to your instincts
they're always right or there's a reason you know there's a reason I mean dude
your rational side is telling you that you're a dick and you should forgive her
that there's nothing
rational about that let me ask you this dude if you were banging her let's just
say her name was
Maria right and right as you came you went oh Antonella what what the fuck
would she do do you
think she'd be back with you would you even question her if she didn't get back
with you you totally agree
with it if she actually got back to you with you after you did that wouldn't
you be sitting there
going what the fuck is wrong with this person how low is your self-esteem that
you're going to put up
with that and if you have low self-esteem to that level how many dicks have
been in your
sorry that's how guys think yeah dude no the only thing I would say is don't
say fuck that bitch
she went through something unbelievably traumatic you know and she obviously
loved the guy I feel bad
for her and so should you but you shouldn't get your heart mixed up in that
shit all right that's
what I would do um yeah in a very nice way I would just say like you know I
just don't think you're
ready to be in a relationship um and no matter what she says you just hold it
to the fact that you
called out your dead boyfriend's name when you had an orgasm there's really no
uh you should just stop
talking and come in for the hug right now and I will not let go till you tell
me to I'm sorry
I'll make love until you say somebody else's name