Name: Bill Burr & Joe Derosa On Kitchen Nightmares!
Uploaded: 2022-09-02T15:42:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Derosa On Kitchen Nightmares!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Derosa On Kitchen Nightmares!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

no you know what i oh my god i watched when he was he's doing the bar rescue
show
and he did this this guy's restaurant in fucking new jersey and you know those
really big angry
guys but they also cry yeah i mean after this is over could i like get a hug
from you or something
super emotional italian dude it's one of my favorite people in the world so
this dude this
fucking restaurant it's it's it's a mess all i know is gordon took something
out of the fridge
and he fucking smelt it and he legit almost puked yeah he was going he like ran
over to like i
thought he was you know at first i was like okay he's just trying to exaggerate
and then he was like
over there and then like one of the boom guys who was like nine feet away
starts going
now i don't know if he was doing that because gordon was gagging some people
start to puke
because somebody's almost going to puke right so um what's his face uh they go
to talk to the guy
and it's the restaurant his dad started and now this this big angry fat
emotional italian dude is now
running it so he's standing there and gordon's got him all lined up and he's
like he's like you know
i'm gonna do a bad accent who owns the restaurant here and the guy raises his
hand he goes do you know i
went in there and i saw there was a piece of beef in there that had to have
been at least eight months
over upon this whole fucking thing and then the guy goes guy looks at him and
he goes
his face gets all twisted up he goes do you know what it's like to fail your
father every day
every day of your life that's what he said and then gordon goes what he goes he
goes i'm asking you a
question he starts crying he goes do you know what it's like to fail your
father every day of your life
and gordon goes my father died 20 years ago jeffrey you ever fail your father
every day
did you i'm asking you a question my father died 20 years ago goes i'm sorry to
hear that but i'm asking
you a question and he fucking starts crying and what i loved was gordon didn't
give a shit no dude
he just stood there and stared at him dude until the tears were over dude this
guy fucking cried like
nine times that episode like he sat there at one point like his his daughter
sent him some
a text message saying that he was she like wants him to get better at running
the restaurant because
she's sick of him yelling at home and him always fighting with his mom and he
reads the text message
he just starts crying and then he slides it across the desk and he just goes
that's from a 19 year
old girl what's wrong with you read the text i got from my daughter
oh man they just want to help that's from a 17 year old
dude he doesn't break and they thank him by the end of it almost every episode
at the end they're
like you saved my life you saved my restaurant like it works what he does but
the great i don't think
these people had a shot because one of the things they did was they got him a
billboard on the side
of the road and he saw it and he flipped out he's like we're back i'm back now
and it's just like
like all they needed was a billboard it's like well why didn't you just do that
it's like word of
mouth that the foods is good the greatest episode i ever saw so on amazon prime
you can stream them
unbleaped so you get all the curses oh my god so dude so they got one on amazon
prime he he fixes up
this restaurant in south jersey and it's it's it it's doing great they do
opening night again and
they're fucking just killing it dude and gordon's even helping cook a little
bit because they're just
so fucking slammed with people and something he cooks gets sent out to this old
lady okay and the
lady the waitress comes back and she's like we got a problem out there that
shouldn't like it and
there she's complaining so he goes out to the old lady and he's like is there a
problem and uh she's
like the food was terrible it was chewy it was but you know going on and on and
he goes you're talking
out of your rear right now right and she goes you'll watch your mouth young man
i don't care who
and right she's doing it at the host station and right then a pack of like
three or four 22 year
old women walk in and he looks at them he goes how you doing tonight let's get
you a table sorry for
the old bag ladies welcome good evening so sorry about the old bag he said that
he says that in
front of the lady right uh then it's hilarious but then the best part is
another another lady complains
what are you doing getting ready all right another lady complains he just take
he stands up he takes
his shorts off i'm like oh hey me too you know the uh another lady complains i'm
gonna go out drinking
with you how good do i have to look my clothes right over here another lady
complains later in the
episode later and she's outside making a fuss and dude as she's leaving another
couple's leaving
and and the the wife is drunk and the wife starts going to bat for the
restaurant and yelling at the
lady complaining right and the lady's going it was terrible it was terrible and
this italian jersey
chick is just going then why did you keep eating it you fucking cunt you
fucking cunt
screaming it at her she's shit face and she's like by the way i'm ready she
yeah she goes she goes you
know why you kept eating it they get another bottle of free wine you fucking
drunk lush cunt another bottle
wine dude it was one of the funniest it's so jersey i loved it i loved every
fucking minute of it dude
i was screaming on my fucking couch enough vini you're a grown man and this is
not your pity party understood