Name: Bill Burr _ My Fiance Is Texting A Co-Worker Late At Night! [Advice]
Uploaded: 2022-09-05T19:50:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Fiance Is Texting A Co-Worker Late At Night! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Fiance Is Texting A Co-Worker Late At Night! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-05. Transcript available.

here's a big dilemma for the week everybody dilemma dear billy the baker's man
big fan
first time writer oh first time to write dedicated listener for over three
years i have an age-old
dilemma for you i have been engaged for about five months to the perfect woman
for me about two weeks
ago she received a text after 10 p.m from a male co-worker oh jesus like the
mature man that i am
i passed it off as nothing and kindly reminded her that text after 10 p.m
should only be for
emergencies or naughty talk between the two of us she agreed i work out of town
five days a week
oh jesus so i'm not there every night a few days ago she texted me that she's
going to dinner with
the same guy oh jesus dude what the fuck the same guy just the two of them and
they're going to the
same restaurant as our first date jesus christ dude i can't even read the rest
of this text there's so
many red flags flapping in my face i hope i'm not right she explained that they
invited other
co-workers but everyone declined or bailed
uh okay and if you did the same thing she would be cool with that
i wouldn't be cool with this man or woman would not be cool with this this is
not because i'm trying
to see is this like a a female thing and a guy doesn't understand this is not a
cool this is not
cool i tell her that this does not make me mad but i am not happy about it
either she describes this
guy is short single and dates around yeah he's trying to bang her one more time
before she gets
married that's what he's doing i'm not saying that's what your fiancee is doing
but that's what
he's doing the fuck's he going there for conversation the guy who dates around
um ever since that night
and of course my dissatisfaction for the event that occurred things have been
slightly touchy between us
i trust this girl but i can never trust a single guy i have i had issues with
women and guy friends in
the past my parents divorced when i was young due to infidelity and i've never
been 100 trusting of
women am i wrong to think that this is inappropriate for an engaged or married
woman to go out to dinner
let's face it it's a date with a single man or vice versa oh yeah absa-fucking-lutely
absa-fucking-lutely
and the timing of this too where you're engaged and you're going to get married
it's like
yeah i'd be like listen if you want out just say so
just rip the band-aid off take my heart throw across the fucking room into the
garbage disposal
right now let's just fucking get this over with because uh yeah dude that is a
uh that is that is
not that is not cool that's not a cool situation um
yeah so i agree with you you haven't really asked me anything but i 100 agree
with you that is not
that's not cool that's a really shitty position for her to put you in
and i've been that piece of shit other guy too so i know what his fucking
intentions are
so there you go there's that um i don't know what to tell you
that's one of those things where like you got to say you can't ever do that
again but then there's
also that thing like i shouldn't have to tell you not to do that um and that's
a hell of a fucking
tale that they invited all of these other people and they all declined that
sounds like a really bad
lie um
oh jesus christ what is that expression about a woman's heart about the secrets
it holds
i shouldn't i shouldn't quote this because you'll never trust them
um who's getting who you can't fucking trust anybody
let me let me just google this woman's heart
secrets let's see if it comes up
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the women's
heart
secrets new woman's heart program the woman's heart secret
a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets
that's amazing is that true you know the step that's why i never believe in
stereotypes because
they always say women can never shut the fuck up they can't keep a secret
and they're always gossiping maybe they keep their secrets