Name: Bill Burr On His First Week Of The Fall Down-Time!
Uploaded: 2022-09-06T13:59:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On His First Week Of The Fall Down-Time!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On His First Week Of The Fall Down-Time!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-06. Transcript available.

like that i don't know i'm never getting out of that edit room i don't think it's
ever gonna end
i was all excited you know we're gonna lock on this day in september i'm like
great i'm like
fantastic and then it's behind me all right i did fenway that's behind me now
the movie's
behind me they're like nope then we do the color and the sound i now know why
directors have those
fucking zz top beards you know they just fucking get in there they don't think
they have time it has
to be after a while you just get it down it has to be i would think so but my
my level of respect
for uh directors editors producers and all of that type of shit this has been a
very very
great thing for me to do i am towards the end but uh you know i i really
envisioned myself by mid
september having that old school football fan hat you know the hard hat with
the two cups of beer and
the straw that went right to your mouth um which was a funny idea it was always
a funny idea nobody
really did it you're not gonna sit there like what are you like a fucking pacifier
there there are
certain things especially back then especially back then that you just certain
things you could not do
you could not drink a beer beer with the straw i was just thinking if there was
like a reality show
where it was like whoever gets their ass kicked in a bar first you know gets to
the next round a good
move would be to to go into a a you know a bar that's known to have a bunch of
uh tough customers as
they used to say and go in there and get a beer with and start drinking it with
the straw
and then just looking at a few guys a little bit too long
if you survived you would advance i flew great by the way
um yeah i flew fucking great and uh it was a nice nice time out there nice solitude
made me not think
about anything other than you know what i had to do up there it's a good time i
like flying out uh
going up to five new hall pass and just going out there it's a lot quieter up
by six flags
bang a left go to santa inez
you know
it's always a fun one hey any pilots out there flying to santa inez where is
the junkyard
i always hear over the junkyard i know it's west of the airport but i've google
mapped it i cannot
find the junkyard did there used to be a junkyard there and now it's something
else so it's still
just called the junkyard the same way they say uh old mako for burbank even
though whatever the
the fuck that was doesn't exist i gotta do something i'm sitting around in this
fucking house it's driving
me crazy um
all right although i do like being home
it's out it's a struggle well you know what i do is i go for the walks when uh
when my son has a nap
i my wife took a great picture of us yesterday we were both sitting on the
couch watching football
i'm watching football on the couch with my son i mean it's just it's just there's
nothing better than
that
nothing there's no car there's no drum kit there's just there's helica there's
no nothing
there's just nothing and we're sitting there and i didn't realize that we were
both sitting there the
exact same way and uh i had my hand over my you know on my son i was i was
rubbing his head as we
were just sitting there staring at the tv watching some college football my
wife took this great picture
of us um it's just the best having the kids is the best you you literally make
however many you have
you're making friends people you can hang out with um i actually had a great
conversation with my daughter
last night she was like watching tv and i said hey can i ask you something and
she
was like smiling because she wanted to watch her show i said can i ask you
something she goes what
and i go do you like me and she immediately smiles she goes yeah i go am i a
good dad she goes yeah
and i go are you happy when i come home and she goes yeah and i go all right
thanks
you gotta check in you gotta check in you can't be like you know do you go like
ah
fuck the asshole's home sort of response that um that i had on this from from a
listener who also
wasn't a doctor or a resident at a academic institution in a midwestern
location um which
can i be okay which can be used to identify certain types of cancer it's true
that a radio label tracer is
tagged to a sugar moiety which is taken up by cancer cells however the truth is
that every cell in your
body uses sugar as its fuel all food you eat is ultimately processed down to
sugar in fact when
looking at these scans there is an orange haze produced as a result what
happens in cancer is that
the cells are rapidly growing and thus need more fuel so they take up tons of
this sugar and thus look
very bright on the scan oh but most can oh but most cancers aren't detected
this way breast cancer is
identified on ultrasound or x-ray mammography colon cancer is identified with
the colonoscopy hey i've been
there twice uh nothing identified but they definitely looked around i hope you've
uh at least
one given i can see your scrotum peeking out from your
uh you get the point yeah i think you're trying to say i'm old yes i've i've
had two
is it my voice i've had two uh anyway parentheses s anyway your comedy is
excellent and the podcast
get me through so many chores around the house without wanting to die inside i
love that you're
constantly working on yourself and your anger and i am working on mine too for
our first child
a girl oh congratulations who will be here before i know it uh deep dish sucks
and go
fuck yourself um dude you're having a girl that's gonna be the greatest thing
for you and your anger
because now you know you're probably i think if you're an angry person you were
treated like
shit growing up so you have some sort of self-loathing so even if you want to
do it for yourself your
self-loathing kind of gets in the way of it um when you have a daughter forget
about it it's over
now you had now you have something undeniable that you have to do it for that's
why i was asking my
daughter those questions you know are you happy when i come home and everything
by the way she gave
me a huge hug after she said yes um you know it's cool now she's now at an age
i don't read her books
anymore because she can start she can read now is uh she said last night she
said dad i want you to
put to i want you to put me to bed and and then she said something like lie
down and talk to me and
ask me the questions you do so what i do is at night i just lay down next to
her hopefully i don't
i don't fall asleep her bed is comfortable so i just lay down and uh i feel
like that's a good time to
like check in on her see how she's doing see how it's going at school um and
that type of stuff and uh
i'm telling you the ride that you're signing up for is is going to be great and
as much as what you're
doing with your career is fantastic you make sure you you you have enough time
for your kids because
that's what it's all about um i know everybody knows that we still have to say
all right shitty
neighbors shitty neighbors oh geez hey billy big screen i'm reaching out to you
as someone who has a
bit of a neighbor problem and have a landlord problem so a young couple moved
into the apartment complex
oh brother your landlord's not helping you with your neighbor or they're both
assholes
in their own worlds oh boy here we go so a young couple moved into the
apartment complex that my wife
and i have lived in lived at for six years and they have a bit of a shitbox car
collecting problem our lot has