Name: Bill Burr "I Can Debate Tennis Is Harder Than Golf!"
Uploaded: 2022-09-06T14:02:38.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr "I Can Debate Tennis Is Harder Than Golf!"' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-06. Transcript available.

You know, all those golfers always talk about how golf's the most difficult
game.
Like, hey, man, you just play it against yourself.
It's so fucking hard.
Everybody has to shut up when you hit the ball and all of that.
Here's another sport that you have to shut up when they hit the ball,
which I actually think is more difficult, is I think tennis.
I think I could debate with somebody.
I think I could present a solid argument how it is a battle against yourself
and you have to hit a ball that's going upwards of 130 miles an hour with spin
on it.
And, like, I watched one the other day where that dude who always wins the
French Open
just got smoked the first set.
And then in the second set, he finally broke the other guy.
And the other guy who was playing with him, no problem, kicking his fucking ass.
I've seen this a zillion times.
A zillion times.
It's like, you know, like in golf when you hit a bad shot and then your whole
fucking day falls apart?
In tennis, when you're playing somebody that is ranked higher than you are,
where you have to go to psychologically to be like, I can play with this
fucking person.
And then you start kicking their ass and you almost don't believe it.
And then all of a sudden, once they break you and then the crowd gets behind
the other person
because they know that person, you know, and all the whores in the crowd want
to fuck him afterwards
and get some of his fucking I want a major tennis money.
They start getting behind him.
How deep you have to go.
And that is all on you psychologically, just like, uh, just like in golf.
We're like, say if you're playing baseball and you get the yips, somebody hits
the ball to you
and you fucking throw it into the stands.
You know, you still have, like, the next guy gets up.
What are the odds he's going to hit it to you?
You can still get out of that fucking inning.
You can go the rest of the game and they never hit it to you.
And you're sitting there, ah, ah, in your head, freaking the fuck out,
but nothing ever comes of it because the ball never goes to you.
Tennis isn't like that.
It comes, at the second you hit it, it comes right back to you.
Unless the other person fucks up.
I think it's a harder game, personally.
It's a more athletic game, all of that type of shit.
I just don't, the reason why people don't understand it is because if you walk
into a doctor's office
and they see you have high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and that type of
shit,
and they want you to walk more, they don't say take up tennis.
They tell everybody out there to take up golf.
Why do they do that?
Because it involves walking and minimal athletic ability to play the sport.
I would say out of all the fucking sports, that you could just actually go out
there.
I'm not saying you won't be all over the course, but people, just pick it up,
pick it up,
and you can just play at the pace that everybody plays as long as you bring
enough fucking golf balls with you.
There's no other sport like that.
Part of this might be because I'm so fair-skinned that I can't play the game
prior to 7 p.m. at night, 8 p.m.