Name: Bill Burr & Nia _ Dead Nazi GrandPa!
Uploaded: 2022-09-09T22:26:22.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia _ Dead Nazi GrandPa!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-09. Transcript available.

um all right dead nazi grandpa dear billy blowhard uh there's been a story
going around in the news
here another philly story here in philly for the past few weeks that i want to
hear your opinion on
i'm writing because i know you were a big world war ii guy i was for like two
months when i was
reading and then i fucking got i don't know now i'm into fucking quinoa yeah
and then you became
obsessed with something else that's what bill does he gets really into
something and he's like
obsessive about it and then he moves on to the next thing which is why i'm a
comedian why i can't
write scripts because my mind works in bits i take a little information and
then i go oh there's a
spider on the wall you know the funny thing is is that i give you a hard time
about that all the time
and i'm very similar to that finally okay and following this okay uh i know you're
big world
war ii guy and fall and following this has weirdly made me feel sympathy for an
ex-nazi so he's been
following this story and he feels sympathy for an ex-nazi he says long story
short there was an 89
year old man who had served as a guard in auschwitz when he was 17 his mother
was born in the united
states so after the war he moved to the philadelphia area he lived here under
his original name
um and this is june i guess until june 2013 there was a word missing there when
a bavarian town passed
the law allowing ex-nazis to be excommunicated to germany to face trial he was
eventually arrested
and charged with 158 counts of accessory to murder there was a big argument
about it the guy just died
in u.s prison this week i got into an argument about this today is it fucked up
for this guy to get
arrested 70 years later for something he did as a teenager even if he is the
biggest cunt on the planet
i think the philly cops have other shit to worry about it's like that movie app
pupil that sounds
like app pupil do you remember that movie yeah except this guy was uh he wasn't
he was in a guard tower
where that other guy was like a rudolph hessmore type of a guy um i don't think
it's fucked up for you
to get arrested for something that you did yeah in your teenage years but like
158 people but this is
the thing he's a 17 this is the thing if he if he came at it like this and
saying listen this guy was
a teenager all right when this madman took over his country he doesn't have a
choice he has to join the
fucking army um and everybody is like well you know you could say no i'm not
doing it and then it's like
then you get your brains blown out you can't just go well fuck it i'm out of
here it's 17 where are you
going to go the not only is your country completely at war the entire continent
is at war and i think
it's very easy to not be 17 in the middle of fucking world war ii and for you
to sit there and go and
like you know what i would have done i would have been an angel and i would
have done this this this and
this and this and it's just like like i can have empathy uh for the situation
that he was put into
but um it's it's one of those things where it's i mean the thing what happened
there i mean they're
prosecuting people i mean i don't know do you think that the the 17 year old
kid i mean he's a fucking
kid i i the the person or the people that would be very concerned about having
this person arrested
would be like
all right you know what's hilarious is that me and nia just talked about this
subject
for like fucking 15 minutes and came to this great place as to why you have to
arrest this guy
and the fucking batteries wore out god damn it i know i told you i told you
this is just not uh
this just ain't my fucking day um so all i can do is paraphrase oh god what a
fucking buzzkill it's
basically kind of what what i left off saying it's like you got to prosecute
him because he was part
of a war crime so you have to prosecute him but i you know i was basically
making the point that if
this kid in philly who i i don't agree with the way he seems to be defending
him i'm defending him the
way i am i'm defending that 17 year old kid in this way that everybody if he
was to walk into it if
anybody that was to walk you know you guys were to walk into a bar and you were
to bring that up
and you'd ask people what they would do what they would have done in that
situation everybody's going
to be captain america everyone's gonna be like dude you know what i would have
done i would go i would
have fucking shot hit him in the face and i would have done that i would have
done that all this type of
shit and it's just like you know any it's very easy to be fucking sitting in a
bar drinking a
fucking rolling rock and uh paint yourself out to be this unbelievable hero and
all this
shit that you would have done but like uh i think unfortunately this kid was
born at the wrong
fucking time i don't think that like i mean i really don't think that this this
kid when you know
he would do you think that this kid was just an evil kid and he was like psyched
to be up in that
guard tower or is he just i mean who knows like i'm not and i'm not saying that
i'm not saying that
i don't really know that it i don't really think that it matters which was my
point i feel like this
person's sympathy is misplaced i'm not talking about him i'm talking about me
now oh it's about you
yeah i'm talking about yeah i'm talking about my opinion which is what that you
can't because he
was 17 years old chances are he wasn't he didn't want to do it and he was
forced to do it i'm saying
at 17 you're very impressionable you can get talked to you can get brain like a
30 30 uh 35 year old
person 45 year old 55 year old person you know at that point you you you're you
know so much more
about life like people can't come up to you and tell you like it's very hard
much very harder for for
much more difficult for somebody to come up to you and try to convince you with
something that you know
isn't true that you know is not and you can spot crazy from a fucking mile away
but what i was talking
about which of course got lost was what usually i don't know what it is about
people who are smart
and people who are like hey live and let live they're because of that intellect
they're also not they don't choose violence and unfortunately that's you need
to fight fire
with fire where they're like well violence doesn't solve anything it's like
violence would have solved this
like when you were dealing when when they were first starting to take over
and people were choosing self-preservation rather than helping out their
neighbors
is what they should have gone out is they should have gone out and like
i mean like this once again i'm doing this woulda coulda shoulda shit like oh
dude you know what i
would have done you should have gone out there or you should have organized the
people on your block
you know and if you had a jewish family on your block going like look we're all
down with
these are our friends they're not taking them and if they come down here you
know we're taking them out
and if and if you started that movement and you started taking them out before
they took everybody
else out you could actually stop it but the thing is is decent people regular
people live and let live
people are essentially not organized and that's the only advantage that they
had was they were walking
around they were organized and then i think that people choose the cowardly uh
decision of self-preservation
but i don't think self-preservation is cowardly at 17 i think 17 i mean you
were a boy you're not it's
like that britney spears not quite a woman you're not quite a man there near
and all of a sudden this
this this this event comes along and you get swept up into it so look if this
guy was let me this is
what i'd say if this guy was 30 he was in a guard tower fuck him all right if
you're 17 in a guard
tower you still got to prosecute him but like i'm it's not like i'm going to
sit there and be like dude
you know what i would have done is 17 when the entire continent was at war i
would have
fucking walked to africa and just left it behind like i mean i don't know what
this kid's uh
i mean his his option was basically a he he had to take a bullet in his own
head
or go up there yeah i don't know i don't know i'm out on this one i think i'm
out
i mean i just don't feel like i don't know i don't have anything really to
contribute anymore
to that question other than what i just said about their sympathy being misplaced
yeah i can't seem to have a conversation with you about what i'm saying you
just keep going back to
this kid i'm not saying that this kid i'm saying what i'm saying and i'm i'm
actually talking about
how a fucking lunatic like hitler comes into power he doesn't come into power
because he makes sense he
comes into power because all these other people that don't think he makes sense
they they choose self-preservation okay he's not going after me i'm protestant
he's not going after
me i'm catholic he's not going after me i'm straight and you and you and the
fear of watching your
neighbors who you had a fucking cookout with and you hear them screaming as
they're getting dragged
out of the house and you know you should be doing something but you don't
because of your own
self-preservation i think it's very easy for people to to hear this story and
be like oh they're
fucking nuts you piece of shit and blah blah blah blah blah these people as
adults would choose
self-preservation who would criticize what this kid did when he was 17. that's
my point my point is not
that that uh um that this is wrong that they're prosecuting it's it's but i
also don't look at
this dude who when he was 17 who ended up in that that