Name: Bill Burr _ My Boyfriend Wants To Be A Comic! [Advice]
Uploaded: 2022-09-12T04:34:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Boyfriend Wants To Be A Comic! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ My Boyfriend Wants To Be A Comic! [Advice]' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-12. Transcript available.

um all right boyfriend wants to become a comedian by the way thanks for
listening to the podcast way
over there don't you guys have a race over there one of the f1 races over there
one of those k
countries uh boyfriend wants to become a comedian a billy bald eagle my
boyfriend of almost two years
told me when we started dating that he's been torn between being a comedian or
being a doctor
um yes i knew a guy that uh actually quit being a comedian to go back to med
school
uh he's ridiculously ridiculously smart and i know he can do anything he puts
his mind to
sorry yawning here but i personally feel like he'd make a bigger difference in
the world being a doctor
and if anything could be easier to transition from being a doctor to a comedian
than the other way
around um well first of all it's not your life and it's not your dream and i
can tell you that
uh this is a young man and woman's business so all those years of studying to
be a doctor and then
become a comedian that's it's a that could be a difficult thing um i love him
and i've told him
that i'll support him no matter what he chooses but i personally but i
personally think doctor is the way
to go is it the underlining thing that you don't think he's funny because then
i get this anyways
yes i realize that it sounds like a fucking gold digger but that's not why i
want him to go for it
i couldn't give a fuck about what he brings home that's bullshit that's
complete bullshit
why why why wouldn't you give a fuck that's the first thing women ask what do
you do
that's the guy's job the guy's job is to provide the woman's job is to stay
home in the kitchen making
babies um but that seriously i mean that that is the thing as much as women
want to put on pants
and go out down the street wearing a fucking hard hat you know you're always
going to be working with
guys because i mean what we can't make a baby you know we can you know we can
start the fucking
process but we're in the pit crew you're driving around the fucking track you're
the ones going to
have the fucking kid so uh you know
all right my fucking recorder fucking crapped on for some reason it's still in
the left fucking channel
why is it doing this shit why does it do this now what about this does this
make it better does this
is this both sides no it isn't no it isn't you know what i'm gonna have to buy
a new recorder
because i don't know how to make make this fucking thing work i was saying yeah
there's nothing wrong ladies with with asking what a guy does for a living that's
what you should
be asking because you you want to you want to get with a smart guy
okay where it becomes gold digging is if you you just tell a guy that you love
him when you don't because
of what he's making and then you marry him and then eventually you can't live
the lie anymore and you
take him for everything he's got in his fucking house okay but if you're just
trying to because
you don't want to marry a fucking dope man that's good for the human race if
you're smart enough
if you're smart enough
to not marry a dope
then you're gonna make smart people
who hopefully do good things so by all means ladies keep asking what do you do
for a living
you know there's questions that need to be asked you know that's basically the
female
females should ask that
the same way guys should be like are those things real okay we're both doing
our research
um anyways um i think that that guy uh like i said you know is is he i think he
wants to be a comedian
and his parents don't support him so that's always great for the comedy
and uh he sounds like a really smart guy if he's smart enough to be torn
between the two of them i mean
they're both great jobs you know and they both really help people
um all right what can i end with let me end with this on this one fucking
speaker why is it doing this
i have everything set the way i normally set it's got to be something on the
mixer
i'm never gonna figure this out stereo existing is this what i need to do
did that fix anything something just happened hello hello
i like the way that sounds this does this work and then this and then this
i'm just a this is how i play video games i just start pushing the buttons
nothing happens it's how i do stand-up too i just push buttons
uh congratulations to ronnie chang
uh comic i saw a long time ago on a fucking plane i was like this guy's funny
as hell and then he
opened for me in australia and then he got on the daily show and now he just
booked an acting role
um as did i guess an african-american woman also both so congratulations both
of them but unfortunately
the stars are white so now people are saying i'm not gonna watch the you know
15 people on the internet
are saying they're not gonna fucking watch it it's just you know i don't know i'm
too white to
understand all of that it's just like all right so you're not gonna watch a
show because of somebody's
skin it's just a trope we're sick of this and it's like all right okay so if i
do that i'm racist but
if you do it because if you add oppression to it and the fact that white people
created this situation
you're you're i'm not going to use i hate that expression woke it's just been
overused so i don't
know i don't know what the fucking math is on it i just hope people watch it
because i love ronnie
chang all right there can everybody just fucking relax the world is going to a
hell in a fucking
handbasket the first mammal is extinct from fucking global warming sorry
climate change and we're
running around freaking out about fucking sitcoms and fucking gender neutral
bathrooms are way way way
more up on the list of priority then there's not going to be any shit for us to
fucking argue about
maybe that is the end game i have no idea um i like when people go i don't
think that there's a god
why could there be a god if he would just if you just look at the fucking world
and it's just like
well look you know they made absolute masterpiece masterpieces of automobiles
and people bought them
and then they just fucking sat in a barn does that mean the people that made
them all of a sudden it's
not a fucking masterpiece well i guess that's not a good thing because the car
would act like how
human beings do i don't know maybe god is like you know like a crazy artist you
know what i mean and
just this is like our world is just something he just you know those people
that don't they don't
really paint they just throw fucking paint at a canvas and they get naked and
they roll around on it
they have to put turpentine in their pubes afterwards and somehow after they
die it's like
worth like fucking 10 million bucks maybe that's what he did i have no idea um
but anyway i'm gonna
watch it because ronnie chang's in it and as a white person i love i love a
white lead
i'm not racist i'm just a proud white podcaster i'm fucking around i don't i
don't watch sitcoms i
watch i watch sports and i'm gonna go watch the moto gp but uh i guess that's
it right i'm gonna do
the garden of dreams on april 2nd i'll check in on you on thursday and
hopefully uh i can have somebody
fix this fucking recorder i don't know what the problem is you know what the
problem is it's me
so i apologize all right i'll see you