Name: Bill Burr _ Gathering Woods Cause Of Eeurope's Energy Crisis!
Uploaded: 2022-09-14T20:58:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Gathering Woods Cause Of Eeurope's Energy Crisis!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr _ Gathering Woods Cause Of Eeurope's Energy Crisis!' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-14. Transcript available.

um all right gathering wood am i am i crazy uh dear bill greetings from germany
hope my english
is good let me start by saying i traveled to see you in london at royal albert
hall and it was
amazing um well thank you for doing that because i needed a lot of people to
show up that night and
um that is just something i still can't believe i got to do
um yeah jesus christ get me goosebumps just thinking about that place okay here
we go
you may have heard about what is going on in germany's energy crisis our price
of energy has
gone up 10 times our country has a very hard winter ahead i've taken up tasks
to store lots of wood in
every place available on our property my wife's family thinks i'm insane
because they have faith
in the same people that put us in this position yeah you know it's always good
to hedge your bet
uh my wife's sister you want you know you just sit there going hey i hope i'm
wrong i hope i'm wrong
then they can make fun of you and all your fucking you know piles of wood
hopefully that's what happened
um my wife's sister told our nephews that i'm crazy and one of them even called
me that to my face
they don't know anything about what's going on in the world or what's coming
for our country
should i let them stay warm in the house
with all the wood i've gathered at the end of the day yeah but i'd make them
knock a couple extra times
if they they have to say that you're not crazy before you come in
and it's not all right you're not crazy no no no no it's got to be longer than
that
it's got to be longer than that uh i missed a family birthday because i had
wait i missed something should i let them stay in after when i would get i
should also say
that i've driven hours every week picking up affordable firewood i missed a
family birthday
because i had to do it during my time off and couldn't go any other time so am
i crazy
and should i welcome them over if they don't have heat for weeks in the
freezing temperatures
um i don't think you're crazy like everything is fucking crazy until shit goes
down
um so yeah i don't i don't think you're nuts i think uh i actually think you're
smart
and at the end of the day you don't have to you know nothing happens then you
don't have to shop
for fucking wood for years and um i don't know just try to look the positive
side that they think
you're nuts that just means they've lived a very great life that they can't
even fathom something
like that happening um yeah i don't know i don't know all of that shit is just
like heavy stuff i
feel if your gut's telling you you should do that and if you're informed you
feel you're informed and
you feel like this is the thing to do then i would do it and there's there's no
harm in being wrong
all right that way if you're wrong the other way then i don't know what
you fucking freeze to death like jack nicholson the end of uh uh weekend at bernie's
there what the fuck was
it called the uh uh the snowy hotel psycho killer kesk