Name: Bill Burr THE SNL 50 CONCERT, ORGANIC FOOD, AND SHORTSINTHE WINTER
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Bill Burr THE SNL 50 CONCERT, ORGANIC FOOD, AND SHORTSINTHE WINTER

how's it going man um anyway i i got a late call into work today so i'm doing
my podcast and then
i'm gonna i'm gonna get get to the gym oh billy in shape oh billy in shape i
joined a big gay gym
i joined a big gay gym and i'm getting in fucking shape and uh you know every
gym is a little gay
but this one is this one's really gay and it depends on what hour you go to the
level that it is um
but i'll tell you something about gay guys they fucking they like no one makes
you feel out of
shape like a fucking gay guy jesus christ everybody at my gym either looks like
the fucking hulk or
baryshnikov that's what they are they either look
like they like they just got done doing the nfl combine or like they're they're
uh i don't know
dancing for alvin ailey whatever that dance school is um and then you got me
going in there when i'm
in decent shape but jesus christ i go into that fucking gym i look like i'm on
my 600 pound life
um
it's definitely a vibe in there but you know it is what it is it's it's new york
city
it is it is what it is so i'm gonna get in there throw the weights around it's
so funny man i do like
my fucking 1980s workout and everybody else now is just you know so much
younger than me i don't even
know like half the shit that i try to like look and see like you know what the
new exercises are i try
to like learn but you know everybody at my gym seems to be uh ragingly
homosexual so i'm afraid to look
in their direction that they're gonna get the wrong idea uh you know and i don't
know how in 2025 to say
no i'm not gay without it not coming off as homophobic not to say there's
anything wrong with
whatever you're doing in the steam room that i can't use but still pay for um
but but anyway um the gym is fucking hilarious it's a really good gym it's got
all this stuff
there but uh it's lit like a fucking w hotel man it's fucking hilarious but uh
it is a great gym
um i stand by it um i give it five rainbows
um anyway plowing ahead here um oh what a weekend i had what a weekend i had
all right thursday night
i went out i did three spots bang bang boom fucking crushed on all three of
them
you know my last last time i went up like i i just felt like they were just
sort of laughing because
they knew who i was right so that's what happens once people know who you are
as a comedian you can
kind of like actually have a bad set but still kind of do all right because
they're just like oh you
i know you are you trying out new jokes oh you will be fucking forgiving and it's
like
you know you got to do like the the math you know and be like no i'm actually
bombing right now but
they're they're they're appreciating other things that i've done but they're
not appreciating this
they just don't know it so i couldn't get the car out of the fucking mud i wasn't
flowing
and i was like ah fuck and i didn't have time to do another set so i just kind
of had to live with that
for a few days so then i went up thursday night and uh i was fucking psyched
and it just i was flowing
i was i was oh billy jerk face again oh billy dumb stuff you know just up there
talking and i felt great
the crowds were awesome and i got to work with some uh some comics that you
know i've seen or haven't
seen and uh all of that shit so it was a good time um and then friday night i
went to uh
i went to um the saturday night live uh 50 years of music you know all this
wide variety of music
and stuff that they've had over the years and all these amazing performers
which of course i'm going
to forget some people um i meant to look up all the fucking names so i wouldn't
do this but anyway
um it was just an incredible night i'm trying to think of like i'm trying to
put this whole weekend
together all right obviously right out of the gate the post nirvana which was
post malone fronting
nirvana with all surviving members including pat smear they absolutely fucking
destroyed and it was right in
front of me i was like i was like 30 feet away from it
and um you know what's funny is i i played uh you know i've played along to
smelled like team spirit and
actually just watch dave growl play that fucking song i was like embarrassed i
was like oh my god
like i knew i sucked but jesus look at that guy and the thing about him is if
you watch his performance
this weekend and you go back 30 something years to when he first played that
song
on snl his energy has not dropped off at all he hasn't lost a fucking step
remember that guy that
played cornerback for the redskins daryl green he played all the way into like
his 40s and he was
still like the fastest guy in the nfl it's like that still the same he didn't
look like all like you
know a lot of those guys when you you play like that after a while you know you
get shoulder problems
you get carpal tunnel your back's fucked up dude that guy i don't know if he
went to the day spa or what
but he just it just he looked the exact same fucking killing it fucking killing
it post malone sounded great
and then i feel like uh their bass player christ dude that guy's fucking
hilarious like
i i gotta i don't know i can't i can't figure out he like there's so many
people that pretend
they don't give a fuck that guy just does not give a fuck in a really good way
first of all he went
bald like a shoe salesman he never shaved the whole thing to try to make it
look like you know maybe he
knows some jujitsu he didn't he went bald like fucking bob newhart as a rock
star doesn't give a fuck
gets into politics does all that comes back smashes that show
nonchalant i guess i'll be a fucking rock star again fucking kills it the song
ends and he just
hands his bass to someone in the crowd and walks off stage during the applause
dude miles davis would be like god damn
speaking of which miles davis kind of the first punk rocker
you know he used to turn his back to the fucking crowd and everybody's like
what the fuck he's like
what do you mean what the fuck i'm listening to the band all right you don't
matter right you sit
here and like what i'm doing i'm talking to these guys stop interrupting and
you get to enjoy this
conversation that was his whole fucking vibe um as a black dude i don't know if
you noticed he was a
black dude his whole life i don't know why i needed to make that point but he
was doing it in front of
like that that those older white generations that expected you to be like uh as
a black performer to
feel just you know thrilled to death that you got to perform in front of a
bunch of white people he's
like no fuck you you should be thrilled i'm the one doing the fucking show you
asshole um reason number
9776 to fucking love miles davis um anyway uh who else bonnie rate she's just a
real deal she
fucking killed um on my stage was was was the uh post nirvana thing mumford and
son uh you can't tell
me that lead singer of mumford and son and tim tebow are not related okay not
to start that shit again um
uh what else uh deevo was on that stage
um dude share came out and fucking murdered it wearing the same fucking outfit
she wore way back in
the day and still looking great unexpected and she went on like second to last
in front of jack white
who had the uh you know that's one of those things like you don't headline that
show you just go on
last one of those things and it's just a thankless fucking job that you have to
go on after all of that
incredible like people just crushing it and um
what was i gonna say and he went out and just fucking destroyed did the neil
young
rocking in a free world free world and then played with that which is first
time i've ever seen him
play it live even though i've heard it 50 million times at every sporting event
i went to um
bad bunny i saw who i loved who for some reason i thought was a dj
i had no idea i'm fucking old miley cyrus killed it the whole fight i know i'm
forgetting people
the whole fucking um
the whole show they just murdered oh speaking of which i had to give somebody a
shout out you know i
i mentioned that i went to um i went to paul mccartney josh adam meyers got me
the tickets but he got them
from um from zach myers from a band called shinedown so thank you to zach um
whether you know it or not
you got me tickets to a concert that i will never forget um this is like oh
billy make a wish this
like this has been like my week um just seeing all of these incredible
incredible performers so that was
friday night and that was in radio city music hall which i had never been in
and um
it was you know gorgeous i'd never been in just absolute like art deco style
which is one of my
favorites um art deco and brutalist architecture for some reason i somehow got
into that um hardcore
into brutalist architecture i don't know why i just uh
it's like unsettling it's it's um you know sometimes it's like super just super
fucking ugly
like government center is a good example of brutalist architecture and i hate
that fucking building
where i went to school umass boston is brutalist but then there's other things
like when done right
it's um it's incredible um well jesus bill you just i just described everything
i'll tell you people cooking when done right is unbelievable but if you go
somewhere and they
don't know how to cook it's kind of bad you guys keeping up am i going too fast
for you
so anyway uh and then last night i went to the um the snl 50 years celebration
and i got to sit in the crowd and i had no pressure and i just got to watch all
of these people that i
was such a huge huge fan of and as far as like my like sort of comedy undergrad
and college degree
it started with eddie murphy and joe piscopo and all of those guys it went into
the dennis miller you
know john lovitz phil hartman kevin nealon all of those guys um
jan hooks all of them into uh the sandler one you know with chris david spade
chris farley chris rock
uh and then by then i was doing like stand up and you know so i missed a lot of
the will ferrell stuff but
i would always just hear about it and i would do my best but i was just always
working when um
when they were on so i got to see a lot of people that i couldn't like i was
watching eddie murphy
doing a sketch i couldn't believe it um oh by the way tracy morgan singer and
singing astronaut jones
was one of my favorite parts of the the the the music one and then there was
this woman that came out
oh god i'm gonna forget her name i don't even know what style music she had the
biggest
fucking voice just filling up i've been meaning to look up her name again and
it took to
downloader shit whatever i'm old um anyway um so i went there last night and it's
literally like
paul simon opens
um and he was on the first episode ever it's paul simon and then steve martin
does the monologue i
know you guys probably saw this um sandler who just has a fucking heart of gold
sang this incredible
song in the middle got a standing ovation uh i could see eddie murphy do a
sketch with will ferrell
um oh god i'm gonna forget dude meryl streep crushed i had no idea she was that
funny she was
fucking hilarious with kate mckinnon they were killing it the whole thing and
then it ends in a
little wayne killed with the roots and then it closes out with paul mccartney
who what he played
on that show was the what he played for the encore the night i i saw him and um
oh you know what was funny was i was sitting in the crowd you know and uh i got
to sit next to eddie
vetter who got to be one of the nicest sweetest human beings i've ever met in
my life what a
fucking sweetheart of a guy and i got to tell him that story going like oh man
when you guys came out
like i fucking i hated you guys you knocked all my metal bands off the top 10
and he was
fucking cracking up i go do you know how long it took me to begrudgingly admit
how great your band
is he just he was just cool about he's just i was like well i'm glad you came
around or whatever
and he was actually asking like what metal bands i listened to when we got to
talk baseball but oh my
god what a fucking sweetheart of a gu