Name: Bill Burr: Hate the Nerds, Love the Nerds
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr: Hate the Nerds, Love the Nerds' from BURR'S FANDOM on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-02. Transcript available.

All right, more nerd hate.
Dear Billy Breakbad,
I'd like to pile on the hate for powerful nerds.
Bill Gates is an asshole
who spends hundreds of millions of dollars a year
on publicity to keep himself in good graces.
I work for a tech, yeah,
because they always say in like
what a philanthropist he is.
I work for a tech company
and anytime an EVP, executive vice president,
who comes from a tech background
is way more of a lizard brain
than the business school background guy.
What?
I work for a tech company
and anytime an executive vice president
who comes from a tech background
is way more of a lizard brain
than the business school background guy.
All right, I think you missed a word
or there's something going on there, I don't know.
For example, business school EVP guy or gal
will do everything he can to make profits
by making shrewd business deals.
The tech EVP guy or gal
will do everything he can
push programming narratives
as in human beings are programs
that they can control
through additive habits,
i.e. social media.
Well, are they wrong?
Not saying one is better than the other.
Both of them talk about people like ants.
But it's way more unsettling
coming from the tech guy for some reason.
Yeah, I understand that
because I feel like the business guy
is the evil you're used to
where these guys are like,
you know, tech people and chemists.
I mean, they're like fucking
with the DNA of animals
and our food supply
and plants and all of that shit.
Anyway, this one tech guy
I have in mind
as I'm saying all of this
would talk about them
as in everyone who didn't work
at our company
and I'd be thinking like,
yo, man, you're talking about
everyone here
like they don't have friends
and family
and a conscience
and like we wouldn't
want them programmed
against their will.
Well, just out of curiosity,
why don't you say that?
Why don't you say these things
in these meetings?
Anyways, this same guy
would talk about
how pliable the public
is all the time.
Their attention,
their opinions,
everything.
Yeah, this guy's
speaking my language.
This is why I think
everything's fucking rigged.
Then one day a co-worker
showed me a video
of a former CIA officer
talking about
how pliable the public is.
It was hard to shake
that one off
so we both left work
early that day
to get high
and see a movie.
Yep, that's J. Edgar Hoover.
And then when they actually
discovered the truth,
it's so overwhelming
they can't handle it.
You go out and get high
and you go watch a movie.
Also, you called this
like eight years ago
in one of your specials,
I think, or podcasts,
how nerds will make
all the crazy weapons.
Anyways, yeah.
No, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
The Donald Trump sociopaths
are nothing without nerds
making their psycho dreams
come true.
You know,
old Butterball,
whatever the fucking guy name is
that we have president now.
Yeah, those guys,
without nerds,
they can't get anything done.
National Donut Day.
Dear Billy Butternut,
I cannot remember
the last time
I had a fucking donut.
I'm actually proud of that.
My fat office celebrated
National Donut Day,
but guess what?
They made it a week-long thing
and had donuts every day
from different places
around the city.
Why not, right?
All week,
these portly bastards
just chomped up donuts.
Disgusting.
All of them are short of breath
most of the time,
but this week,
they were sucking air
like the atmosphere
was collapsing.
Don't get me wrong.
I ate at least a dozen myself,
but I'm in good shape.
I played soccer in college
and still do
on the weekends.
Here's the kicker.
Hey, no pun intended.
When it was
National Fitness Day
or whatever it was called,
they opened the windows
and told people
they could take calls outside
as if fresh air
somehow equated to exercise.
Jesus Christ.
Love the podcast.
Just got into anything better.
Loving that too.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
From the Czech Republic.
Oh,
well, what do you know?
The Czech Republic.
Look, I had a great time.
I was actually talking
about that tour
and how much fun I had.
And I was talking
about going to Budapest
and Vienna and Prague
and all of these places,
Warsaw.
And someone was saying,
like,
you spoke English there, right?
It's just like,
that's the funniest shit ever.
It's like, yeah,
what do you think?
I learned all those
fucking languages.
Yeah, I, like,
I flunked French,
like,
every year in high school.
Like, I,
that was one language.
No, I didn't.
I spoke English
and those people
can speak English.
It's amazing.
And they actually understand humor
and all of that shit.
It's fucking incredible.
And all of those places
really stood out to me
that had really fun crowds.
And, like, Budapest
and the room that I was in,
I was like,
I would literally
fucking shoot a special here.
And when I was in Prague,
it was just like,
I was trying to see
as much of it as I possibly.
I was just driving around
in cabs looking at it
all day before my show
or half day
because we had to travel there.
So, I was like,
I've been there
but I don't really remember
much of it
because I was gone
within 24 hours.
Anyway,
from the Czech Republic
to Mr. Bill.
Just saw Paper Tiger
on Netflix
in the Czech Republic.
How insane is that?
We're about three years behind.
Sorry.
I don't have a Twitter account.
Could never figure out
how to use it.
I love this person.
You sound like me.
So, if this reaches you,
great.
If not,
no biggie, right?
You are an excellent comedian.
I love stand-up
as an art form.
Please don't stop.
I have no intentions
of stopping.
But thank you
for watching it.
That's really cool.