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Norm on YouTube's Big Live Comedy Show

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- Hey guys, it's YouTube Comedy Week
and we're on the red carpet.
Comedians from TV, film, and the web are here
and I am also here.
It's the show before the show
leading up to YouTube's Big Live Comedy Show.
Hi everyone.
We're here at the red carpet
for YouTube Big Live Comedy Show
and this is the show before the show
and I'm Jenny Slate.
- And I'm Kasim G.
We'll be here for the next hour
talking to all the standup comics, musicians,
and sketch comedians performing
in tonight's Big Live Comedy Show.
We're also gonna hear about new videos
that will premiere during tonight's live stream.
- And joining us in the show before the show living room
is host of Norm Macdonald Live on YouTube,
the wonderful Norm Macdonald.
- Yes, and Jenny, all the stars are here.
- Do you want a microphone, Norm?
Yes, is that my tree?
- What a disaster.
- Jenny, all the stars are here.
- It's true.
- Beardy Man, Claude Racine, Dax Flame,
Betty Fine, and Raffi Fine, all the stars.
- You really keep up with all that.
- Are here tonight, oh yes.
Harley Morinstein is here.
- All right, and we also have comedian Todd Glass.
He'll be hanging out backstage with some of tonight's guests.
And on the red carpet, we've got comedian Kulap Vailysak.
And host--
- I feel like Todd will be struggling to know these people.
- I'm sorry, I'm gonna continue with what the computer says, Norm.
Although I'd love to talk to you more than this computer.
- We're on the computer.
- But I have to do what the computer says, even though I really, I do love you,
Norm.
I think you're one of the best.
- Oh, yeah.
- We're also gonna be talking to you the host of--
- Well, I'm no, I'm, I'm no Harley Morinstein.
- You're not, Norm, but you gotta just, um, just let me read this, um, fucking
thing.
- Okay.
- The host of Daily Grace, Grace Helbig.
Okay?
- Hi!
- Hi!
- I'm here now!
- We're joined by the talented trio called The Lonely Island.
- Yeah.
- Who will be on the-- - Who do I call him?
- What do you call him?
- I call him Sandberg and the other couple of fellas.
- The Mind Squad is how, is how Rolling Stone put it.
- The other two, Akiva and Yorma, thank you guys for joining us.
Andy.
- Thanks for knowing our names.
- Yeah, no, I read the card.
You guys, you guys ever been to a thing like this?
No.
What do you think?
- Nothing like this.
- It feels so pro and real.
I don't, am I on TV?
Am I on the internet?
- We don't know.
- Oh, you're on the computer.
- You're on a velvet couch.
You're on a maroon velvet couch in the beating hot sun.
- Hey, can I ask a serious question?
I mean, fuck all these jokes.
Like, like, uh, when you, when you name yourselves, right?
- Yeah.
- Do you ever have fucking moments of regret later 'cause it's permanent,
almost like a tattoo?
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.
The Lonely Island, I was outvoted.
- Oh, you were?
- Yeah.
- One of the other runner-up names.
- Well, our first album was called Incredibad, and I wanted that to be the name
of the band.
But I lost.
- We would've had regrets about that too, though.
- Probably.
- There's no winning when you're a comedy troupe.
- Right.
- It all sucks.
- Yeah, you're a troupe.
- Who comes up with the ideas, or do you guys fight a lot over ideas, or how
does that work?
- It's a democratic process.
- Yeah?
- Two out of three.
- Two out of three wins.
- Who's always getting left out?
- Someone's always mad.
- It's whoever's not in town.
- Got it.
- How do you guys feel in your bodies?
Do you feel healthy and strong?
- Absolutely not.
- I could be eating better.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, digestion could be going better.
- Yeah, I feel like that about myself.
- Enough of these fucking jokes.
Can I ask one more serious question?
- Hit me with a real one, Norm.
- Hit me with a real one.
- Sandberg, when you went to SNL, you went different than anybody else because
you were
already a fucking big hit, right?
- I don't think so.
Is that true?
- We were definitely not a big hit.
- Oh, Saturday Night Live made you guys a big hit?
- Yeah, I mean, we had a small internet following.
- Ah, so the computer doesn't really work to make you a big hit?
- I mean, that was like 17 years ago, right?
How long ago was that?
- It was a while ago.
It's changed now.
- Yeah, yeah.
So when you started in Incredibad.
- Slash the Lonely Island, yeah.
- Yeah, the Lonely Island.
What's the significance of that name, though?
That's what really I wanted to ask.
The Lonely Island, you think of all islands as kind of lonely.
- Do you really want to hear the story?
- Yes, please.
- I do, too.
- We could do a real short version, which is just basically
what we called the apartment we lived on, on Olympic,
with all the traffic.
It was a sarcastic name from a sarcastic Tennessee Williams
style sketch we did about the apartment.
- Akiva wrote a one-act play.
- Goddamn, I wish I had a time machine to see that action.
- Yeah, no, to take back my question.
- Thought you were going to say to murder Hitler.
- No, no, no.
- You know, people always fucking want to murder Hitler
with their time machine, right?
But then I feel if I got back there, I'd be afraid of falling
under the spell of his fucking beautiful eyes.
- It's true.
You want to be locked in the gaze.
- Yeah, and then I joined the fucking party knowing me.
- He gives you his full attention.
You're like, whoa, wait a minute.
Maybe there's something to this guy.
- No, but before you ask another serious question--
- Believe it or not, they're telling us to wrap it up.
I don't exactly know why you got here.
- I don't want to.
This is fun for everyone.
- For the record, I would have killed Hitler.
So thanks, gentlemen.
- Can I just clarify, if I did go back in time
to kill Hitler, I would do it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I wouldn't get lost in his eyes and then bam.
- Yeah.
- Just so I don't get hit from all the defamation league.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He would end it.
- Pro.
- Listen, man, I'm sorry about--
- We've got to wrap it up.
- I'm sorry about bringing out Hitler.
- You really brought this live show to a new world.
- This is the first one, right?
This is your first interview?
- This is the first time I've ever been in a man.
- If you can bring Hitler into all of them,
they're gonna ask you back for sure,
which is I know what you want.
- That's what we're all hoping for.
- Okay, tell them to go now.
Or you could just be--
- Hey, I love you guys, man, rock tonight.
- Love you guys, love you.
- Thanks, guys.
- Goodbye.
- You too, bye.
- I'll take my trash, I'll take my trash.
- Thanks, guys, you'll do me.
- Yeah!
- Oh, we're back.
I just have a word that all the stars are out.
Rhett McLaughlin and Charles Lincoln Neal.
Neal just were spotted.
All the stars, it was good to see those workaholic guys,
because I personally am a workaholic.
For many years, I was helplessly addicted to workahol.
- The Roastmaster General, Jeff Ross, joins us.
- Hi, Jeff.
- Welcome.
- Hi, everybody.
- Oh, you got the first applause.
- Hello, world.
- Yeah.
- Norm, this is so fun.
Thank you for having me on your live podcast.
- It's always fun to see you
without a giant cloud of marijuana smoke between us.
- Well, it's outdoors, it drifted away.
- Yeah, how you doing, buddy?
You got your hair cut a little.
- I had a little trim.
I was at the Doggy Groomer for two hours today.
- Really?
- Now, I have a question, Jeff.
You usually show up wearing something very exotic.
- Yeah.
- Why the denim today?
- I dress like Billy Jack.
- Yeah.
- You look sharp.
I like it.
- I appreciate it.
- Yeah.
- I'm trying to up my game for the live YouTube show.
- Yeah.
- Oh, man, you're a hot fucking piece of ass.
- Look at that.
I do all my shopping at the mall.
Have you ever been to Forever 41?
- Forever 41?
- Norm, you're dressing like you're
gonna help somebody move.
You're wearing sweatpants to the biggest show
in YouTube history.
This is the biggest show on the internet.
- You dress like you're gonna paint the set.
- He can't help himself.
I gotta ask you this, though.
Hey, I saw, by the way, on the computer,
a show you do now called Morning Roast.
Unbelievable, you wake up in the morning,
you turn on your computer, there's Jeff Ross
waking up himself, roasting somebody.
How does that work?
- Well, whatever comes to my hungover head,
I just start making fun of.
I put it up on my YouTube page.
- God damn, it's funny.
- Who should I roast this week?
- Oh, what about Kasim?
- Yeah, he should roast Kasim.
- It would be an honor if you could just do me.
- He's an A-Rab, if that helps.
- I only roast celebrities, Kasim,
so you're off the hook.
- Thank you.
- What do you dress like?
You're like Harry Potter's accountant.
- You just thought that out.
- Well, I want to thank Jeff Ross
for turning the mirror on me today.
Back to you guys over there.
You're like the inventor of a cure of some disease
we haven't thought of yet.
Look at you, you're like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer.
I don't know, this is fun.
- Oh, good.
- Thank you.
- Take it out of here.
We're streaming live on the red carpet
before YouTube's big live comedy show
and many of tonight's performers
have YouTube channels featuring their latest videos.
Jenny?
- What?
- Do you know how to subscribe to a YouTube?
- I don't even know why I'm in this outdoor living room.
- Huh, well that's many problems
that we can all solve together.
Starting with how to subscribe to a YouTube channel.
- Let's see it.
- Okay, so say I wanted to subscribe
to your new web series, Katherine.
- Katherine.
- And I gotta go to the YouTube channel it's on,
which is what?
- Buh.
- YouTube.com/buh, okay hold this.
- Buh.
- Buh.
- Watch as I go to YouTube.com/buh.
- Buh.
- Buh.
- And then buh.
- Buh.
- It's right there.
- Burr.
- What you wanna do.
- Oh no, Norm.
- Norm, are you watching?
You probably need to watch this more than any of us.
- Buh.
- Let's go up to the right here where it says subscribe.
And then it's gonna ask you to sign in,
but that's how you subscribe.
- Right.
- You put your credit card on it though.
- Not yet.
- Yeah.
- Google.
- Buh.
- Norm, I gotta ask ya.
You do a podcast where you live stream every Monday.
- Yeah, everybody knows that.
- Everyone knows that.
- Buh.
- Norm, do you know that you can watch live stream stuff
on your phone or tablet?
- I don't believe that's true.
I know I can watch it on my computer,
but I don't believe I can watch it on anything other
than my computer.
- Today is a day for you then.
Guess what?
- What?
- Google, our friends at Google here,
sent us a free Nexus 7 tablet.
- Really?
- Well, they sent it to you.
- Goodness.
- Don't say us.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Don't say us.
- It was just you.
- Just Norm.
- Yeah, let's not get all fucking plural.
- Thanks, Google.
- Thanks for nothing, Google.
- What I wanted to show you is how easy it is to watch
yourself and other live streams on your tablet device.
- On the computer.
- On the computer.
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and hit play there.
- Okay, it's so simple.
- Do you see your face?
- Oh yeah, it's me with a huge fat fucking face.
- Yeah, I didn't want to be the one to say it.
- Yeah, I've been having a lot of trouble.
My doctor, he said, he's not a very nice guy.
He said, open your mouth and say oink.
- Yeah, you need to get better insurance, Norm.
- Insurance?
- He was calling me a fat pig.
- Well, I mean, nobody's gonna disagree with him.
- Oh, Kassem.
- I'm sorry, Norm.
I've got an acid tongue.
- You do, you're an acid-tongued Arab.
- Well, here's this.
- Well, that's very kind of you.
Thank you very much.
- Say thanks to Google.
- Thanks, Google, I appreciate it.
- Thanks for nothing, Google.
- Yeah, thanks, thanks, Google.
- Yeah, back to you guys over there.
- It's impossible not to, Harley.
- Hey, I got one of tonight's performers,
comedian and magician, Justin Willman.
- What's up, guys, how are you?
- Oh, well.
- Are we on YouTube right now?
Is this happening?
- We're live.
- We have a lot of views, people are watching us.
- Yeah, yeah, so you're interesting
'cause you do magic and comedy.
