Name: Norm Macdonald on the MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour 1992
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on the MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour 1992' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-15. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you well welcome to another show
half-hour comedy
hour how are you good i am mario joyner you're a very good-looking tall dark
handsome host of the
show and i say that because some people probably wondering is he conceited and
now you know
i'm kidding let's see who we got coming out here our first comedian he's been
on the tonight show
late night with david leatherman he has his own hbo one night stand coming out
so i guess he's here
just to pay off an old gambling debt how about i have mr norm mcdonald give him
a hand
thanks a lot let's see how you guys doing all right
so i just in new york man you ever been there there's a big uh gay parade going
on down there
i never been to one you know but uh i like parades you know i love a parade so
i go to the parade and
and uh turns out it's just a bunch of gay guys
hell of a parade that is huh
imagine that on the tv you know you got willard scott and faith daniels okay
here's a big parade here
here we go it's oh it's a bunch of gay guys look at there
and here comes some more gay guys there and uh there's a bunch more gay guys
there well i love a parade
just turned out to be here what are you gonna do i wish all gay guys come out
of the closet so you know
you know who's gay nobody care everybody just lives together you know well like
is when you don't
know everybody's suspecting you you know especially if you're a guy you know no
matter who you are if
you're a guy you know your buddies are behind your back there you know gee i
haven't seen fred with a
woman for a woman for a few days yeah now you mention it you ask me to go
swimming with him
oh fred's gay come on let's go tell everybody fred's gay over there
what are you gonna do man actually i was reading this book they said every guy
at some point in his life questions his sexuality like wonders that maybe they're
a big gay themselves
you know like you ever have a moment like that where you wonder maybe you're
gay you know like maybe you'll be watching the tv there you know geez that william
shatner's a
pretty good-looking guy hey wait a minute i'm a guy now that i think about it
here let me see
i'm a guy william shatner's a guy carry the three and then that goes over there
what the hell kind of a
what the deuce i don't know actually i was reading this book get this i said
every guy has something
get this this is a different thing just about to say the same guy joke i just
said no this is a
it's a completely different joke but i was reading the same book i read a lot
of gay literature for
some reason
just to shake up my dad a little you know but uh i was reading this other thing
in this other book it
said that uh that if you're afraid of homosexuals it means that deep down
inside you're actually a
homosexual yourself that kind of worries me you know because i'm afraid of dogs
lately i've had a hankering a drink out of the toilet bowl you know that's the
funny part there
yesterday i sniffed a girl's butt out in the street there that's nothing to do
with the joke but i
thought i'd get it off my chest i'm not really afraid of dogs i was just lying
to you there i uh
i'm trying not to lie as much you ever lie you're alive for no reason like
usually for some reason hey but sometimes you ever just have a big lie will
spill out of your evil head
there you know you don't know why or nothing you know like a guy come up you go
hey you ever see
that movie with meryl streep and a horse and then you go yes
and then back here what the hell am i lying about over here
stand again nothing by this lie what the hell am i thinking back here in my
head
i love dogs i've seen a dog on the street there this is kind of weird you ever
see this i've seen a
guy on the street a homeless guy one of them homeless guys had a dog with him
you ever see that guy got
no home but he's got a dog isn't that odd there and you know the dog's really
thrilled about this you
know dog's going hey pal i can do this by myself pretty well here you know
the longest walk in the world you got me on here what the hell are you trying
to pull there
i gotta go hey you guys have been great hey thanks very much